Monday Bandele

Got one tick ting lined up for tonight. The back looks immense, the photos better not be lying.

How are you copping? Instore or online?

$250 Watch it be £200. Teefin conversion.

LMAO! Do not drop any sexual bars on the app unless she does first. Secure that number within the first 10 messages.

Online too from 11am.

Scoped one ting I've been preeing on FB for time. Anyway, hit the like... instant match, looked up to the ceiling like thank you Jesus. These bitches come like Tinder is their afrodisiac. Gonna beat it in the toilets at di dance, no qualms. Had to blur the name and pic because I know this bitch is bait and certain save a ho fuck bwai rangers in your hi vis jackets wanna spoil shit.

No wonder, you're friends with everyone in London. Glad I kept my Facebook personal.

LMAO FUCK THAT. Never had more than 2 mutuals before.

Sent one bitch an old school video of me doggying some bosh. She got gassed, until she saw the condom. She either wants to trap man or give me di Aids on some Jared tip

LMAO safe for that. Linking it tomorrow, if she's on stuff will tell you man to try a ting. She's from Bush.

This Beth Phoenix is bang on the beat but she's hencher than me. I might have to back it because the back is sturdy as f*ck.

Who's the guy who had the Travelodge hook up again?

Prolly Wavey Garms.

Fuck sake. I'm 99% sure I just accidentally like-swiped my manager. Praying she doesn't come across my page and like it too. This could get fucking awkward.

Brand > Smartest man in the entertainment industry.

Why are you so outdated with everything in life?

Ha

Man U will get FC Hollywood.

I would like to think sitting between a girls legs >>>>>>> sitting between a mans legs When do you sit between a mans legs to get a trim? Fuck off please.

Light skin ting, kinda cheddar skin If you see her on road you might shed a grin In the room you know we play games and every ting But this aint football and I aint on no header ting

LMAO are you retarded? Who cares what people are saying when man's got 100m in the ISA.

Since the patch, shit is way too easy.

Cainrows no doubt. LOL at still sitting between gyals legs as a grown man. Get a trim you tramps.

After di match how many times has a girl messaged you man first. These bitches be on some prestige waiting game ting. Only the 8/10 and highers get a first message, anything below can holla me first.

Beat my first ting off this.