Monday Bandele

How they gonna show the picture of Wenger? Joke of a day, where's my spliff.

Spare battery in the wallet TBH

Swear the tunes about rape 'When I see a red light all I know is go' IceJJ > Rawest of Them All still gets daily bumpage Oooooooooooooooooooh, you can't fuck with thissssssssss

What the fuck is the girl doing at 2.38?

ME has got to be broken. Haven't been able to get into the game properly this year. There's the famous FM annoyance where you dominate, the opposition saves everything and they score their one shot on target. For this game this seems to happen every single match. Just not putting any of the chances away. Plus set pieces are a bitch to defend. Hopefully this Feb update sorts shit out.

A2 the Grime producer from back in the day is making bangers these days. Buena Vida 4 https://soundcloud.com/a2online/buena-vida-4 Spinnin' Through The City https://soundcloud.com/a2online/a2-spinnin-through-the-city London Living https://soundcloud.com/a2online/londonxliving Val Venis Mixtapes http://a2artist.com/?download=12 http://a2artist.com/?download=9

Could never be real. That fuck boy husband went and comforted her afterwards. Straight strangulation on air when I'm about.

When you think about it EZ has been stealing a living for the past 20 odd years. The guy gets booked to play the same old songs from an extinct genre. He doesn't have to worry about finding new material or anything other DJ's have to worry about. Just throw the same old Pure Garage tunes and collect his fee after the dance. Maddest hustle.

Yout loses an entire TOTY squad worth 25m coins (£2000) Haven't laughed so much in my life.

I'm going back to bed...

Watch zorn on my mums lappy on a regular. Parents who only know how to turn the device on and send emails >

Follow Nando'sVerified account‏@NandosUK Hey Adnan, the second date’s on us. (P.S. Maybe ditch the trackies?) #AdNandos pic.twitter.com/6P7MIdOnl7

eeee taylor swiff was feeling the vibes tryin still i just came in to post her WTF IS SHE DOING DG DF H FDH F DHF H DF FH DF HF HFD What are you getting so excited about? Looks like a dance any girl would do to Beyonce. If someone black was doing the exact same thing you wouldn't bat an eyelid.

The whole idea of the fucking machine is to use as little oil as possible. Why am I waiting 10-15 minutes for oven style chips when I can get them much better from my fryer in 3 minutes? One of the most pointless machines ever. Shit takes forever as well. Fried some chicken the other day, book was telling me 25 minutes. What's the fucking point?

I've got the Philips air fryer, trust me it's shit. You put like a teaspoon or two of oil and it fries your food but the quality just isn't the same as using a normal fryer. Fries come out like oven fries and just aren't as crispy. I use my 15 pound fryer from Tesco instead.

Who was that again, that sh*t was a banger.

mans name is jim tho Black Jimmy

LMAO those adlibs get me everytime 'Exclusive sclusive'

Never heard that in my life, need to re-evaluate your circle.

Actual rage inside me right now. I would actually kill that yout, no word of a lie.

Nah she's putting it on for the camera, no one is that stupid or tight. Can't have a shower for money reasons but you've got a baby monitor there to check if people are showering which uses more money? Most American TV is fake anyway.

Why would your height determine which pillow you use?

Man's having a medical in January when he's leaving in summer, some mockery. If that was FM I'd put him in the under 18 squad with no training schedule until the contract expired.

Why wouldn't you just plug the laptop/pc into the TV itself?

Few million? Who's gonna still care about this shit come Monday?