Leslie Nielsen Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 whilst i went away i had unprotected sex with a girl who told me she has had over 90 sexual partners. i've booked myself into a clinic and due to go in monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Durrty Boi Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 nah ur coolSTDs cant be passed through sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 add sum bleech to ur bath ul be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Durrty Boi Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 alsoif i was youi wouldnt have touched that without 2 rubbers and a gas mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Nielsen Posted July 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 i take it you bunked PSHE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. BLK Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 lololthat clinic trip is gonna be an eye opener (no pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Nielsen Posted July 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 she told me after i done the deed, plus she has 2 kids, and family is f*cked. i mean so f*cked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Durrty Boi Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 i take it you bunked PSHE?nah we never had thatall the sex ed sh*t was taught in science and some at form timeonly time i clearly paid attentionnot as fun as i thought it would be though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Nielsen Posted July 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 lololthat clinic trip is gonna be an eye opener (no pun intended) lol...cheeky c*nt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Durrty Boi Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 well boyi wouldnt even have unprotected sex with a chick i knew was safei had i heard the GP or whatever tell her she was all clearim that paranoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 wow...I mean...just wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Nielsen Posted July 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 oh and i also lips a 45 year old in a club, new personal record.i'm grimey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 u know what they goin 2 do ? ? ?stick like a cotton bud in ur BEEP no lie . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 SON YOU PROBABLY JUST GOT BURNTI HATE WHEN GIRLS RUN AROUND BURNING NI**AS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. BLK Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 it seems you're on a one way course to green discharge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. BLK Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 u know what they goin 2 do ? ? ?stick like a cotton bud in ur BEEP no lie . . . that clinic trip is gonna be an eye opener (no pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Durrty Boi Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 u pissin fire yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiftie Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 f*ck a green discharge..Watch when sh*t starts 2 grow on your d*ck.. (no holmes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Nielsen Posted July 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 i banged her 3 times and came twice. my penis is currently ok. last time i done her tuesday i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. BLK Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 he wants to hope he has the greencos once he gets them HERpes or them wartshis pissed for life, ca that dont 100% clear up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Nielsen Posted July 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 you lot trying to strike fear into me when i could be in the all claer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. BLK Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 blud, on a serious tingthe experience you will have at the clinic will make you want to wear condomsthe sting is not nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiftie Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 blud, on a serious tingthe experience you will have at the clinic will make you want to wear condomsthe sting is not niceReal talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCRAPS Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 nah ur coolSTDs cant be passed through sexLMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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