Mz Boyage Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 lol @ coaching some one how to flirt with me... so guys, when you wake up in the morning with a erection what you wana do first go toilet or have sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 lol @ coaching some one how to flirt with me... so guys, when you wake up in the morning with a erection what you wana do first go toilet or have sex?lol well friendly flirtin it depends actually, scientifically u cnt cum/piss at the same time. it depends which urge is strongerlike once i was dyin 4 a piss but i chose the sex option 1st (thort that if i pissed 1st she wudnt b on it)got in their, hammered it home, n then i cudnt piss 4 like 10 minutes after even tho i really wanted 2if its a weekday i normally jus piss out it cos i gotta get ready 4 workbut if its a weekend then a quick goodmorning service works fyn 4 me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clark_kent Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 im cool you can keep it even if you are superman! LOL boyageclarke man u cum lyk a n00b 2 dis tingif u wanna flirt wiv tamara then u gotta do it subtly with the black writincos if u do it in ne non jokin way u get airlol dont worry i kno wat im doin fam lol.....all about readin between the lines innit tam tam!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Onslaught Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Clark my main man I think its time to superman that hoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 lol @ coaching some one how to flirt with me... so guys, when you wake up in the morning with a erection what you wana do first go toilet or have sex?lol well friendly flirtin it depends actually, scientifically u cnt cum/piss at the same time. it depends which urge is strongerlike once i was dyin 4 a piss but i chose the sex option 1st (thort that if i pissed 1st she wudnt b on it)got in their, hammered it home, n then i cudnt piss 4 like 10 minutes after even tho i really wanted 2if its a weekday i normally jus piss out it cos i gotta get ready 4 workbut if its a weekend then a quick goodmorning service works fyn 4 melol @ the girl might not be onitbut do you have a gf..or just let your links stay over? (so you can get ur morning fix) im cool you can keep it even if you are superman! LOL boyageclarke man u cum lyk a n00b 2 dis tingif u wanna flirt wiv tamara then u gotta do it subtly with the black writincos if u do it in ne non jokin way u get airlol dont worry i kno wat im doin fam lol.....all about readin between the lines innit tam tam!! hahathe men on this forum give me joke! loland once agin goin off track! ....men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clark_kent Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clark_kent Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 lol @ coaching some one how to flirt with me... so guys, when you wake up in the morning with a erection what you wana do first go toilet or have sex?lol well friendly flirtin it depends actually, scientifically u cnt cum/piss at the same time. it depends which urge is strongerlike once i was dyin 4 a piss but i chose the sex option 1st (thort that if i pissed 1st she wudnt b on it)got in their, hammered it home, n then i cudnt piss 4 like 10 minutes after even tho i really wanted 2if its a weekday i normally jus piss out it cos i gotta get ready 4 workbut if its a weekend then a quick goodmorning service works fyn 4 melol @ the girl might not be onitbut do you have a gf..or just let your links stay over? (so you can get ur morning fix) im cool you can keep it even if you are superman! LOL boyageclarke man u cum lyk a n00b 2 dis tingif u wanna flirt wiv tamara then u gotta do it subtly with the black writincos if u do it in ne non jokin way u get airlol dont worry i kno wat im doin fam lol.....all about readin between the lines innit tam tam!! hahathe men on this forum give me joke! lolu no im playin babes ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Clark my main man I think its time to superman that hoe.excuse me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 lol @ coaching some one how to flirt with me... so guys, when you wake up in the morning with a erection what you wana do first go toilet or have sex?lol well friendly flirtin it depends actually, scientifically u cnt cum/piss at the same time. it depends which urge is strongerlike once i was dyin 4 a piss but i chose the sex option 1st (thort that if i pissed 1st she wudnt b on it)got in their, hammered it home, n then i cudnt piss 4 like 10 minutes after even tho i really wanted 2if its a weekday i normally jus piss out it cos i gotta get ready 4 workbut if its a weekend then a quick goodmorning service works fyn 4 melol @ the girl might not be onitbut do you have a gf..or just let your links stay over? (so you can get ur morning fix)recently single so nun of the wake up tings no more (n that was hotel sh*t only 2)liv at yard and im brown so a link can neva stay ova. they either pay 4 a hotel (had 1 chick pay 4 me on a regs) or b happy wiv a parked car Clark my main man I think its time to superman that hoe.excuse me ez now rudeboitami isnt an e-ho that u can superman!lol i swear im ur e-pimp. giv mateys tips wen they failing but wen they act up im the 1st 2 defend ulol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Onslaught Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Clark my main man I think its time to superman that hoe.excuse me you heard, tammy. Popular song by soulja boy? Masterfully incorporated into this conversation? Sabah I hope you are not trying to say you are giving me tips, lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clark_kent Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 lol @ coaching some one how to flirt with me... so guys, when you wake up in the morning with a erection what you wana do first go toilet or have sex?lol well friendly flirtin it depends actually, scientifically u cnt cum/piss at the same time. it depends which urge is strongerlike once i was dyin 4 a piss but i chose the sex option 1st (thort that if i pissed 1st she wudnt b on it)got in their, hammered it home, n then i cudnt piss 4 like 10 minutes after even tho i really wanted 2if its a weekday i normally jus piss out it cos i gotta get ready 4 workbut if its a weekend then a quick goodmorning service works fyn 4 melol @ the girl might not be onitbut do you have a gf..or just let your links stay over? (so you can get ur morning fix)recently single so nun of the wake up tings no more (n that was hotel sh*t only 2)liv at yard and im brown so a link can neva stay ova. they either pay 4 a hotel (had 1 chick pay 4 me on a regs) or b happy wiv a parked car Clark my main man I think its time to superman that hoe.excuse me ez now rudeboitami isnt an e-ho that u can superman!lol i swear im ur e-pimp. giv mateys tips wen they failing but wen they act up im the 1st 2 defend ulolok its time to climb out of her bum crack, (it was cristmas dinner today n i really dont wana lose my lunch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Clark my main man I think its time to superman that hoe.excuse me you heard, tammy. Popular song by soulja boy? Masterfully incorporated into this conversation? Sabah I hope you are not trying to say you are giving me tips, lmao.nah not u, good old clarky boi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 lol @ coaching some one how to flirt with me... so guys, when you wake up in the morning with a erection what you wana do first go toilet or have sex?lol well friendly flirtin it depends actually, scientifically u cnt cum/piss at the same time. it depends which urge is strongerlike once i was dyin 4 a piss but i chose the sex option 1st (thort that if i pissed 1st she wudnt b on it)got in their, hammered it home, n then i cudnt piss 4 like 10 minutes after even tho i really wanted 2if its a weekday i normally jus piss out it cos i gotta get ready 4 workbut if its a weekend then a quick goodmorning service works fyn 4 melol @ the girl might not be onitbut do you have a gf..or just let your links stay over? (so you can get ur morning fix)recently single so nun of the wake up tings no more (n that was hotel sh*t only 2)liv at yard and im brown so a link can neva stay ova. they either pay 4 a hotel (had 1 chick pay 4 me on a regs) or b happy wiv a parked car Clark my main man I think its time to superman that hoe.excuse me ez now rudeboitami isnt an e-ho that u can superman!lol i swear im ur e-pimp. giv mateys tips wen they failing but wen they act up im the 1st 2 defend ulollol your funy you defend me saying im not a e-hoe... then say your my e-pimp... LOL!either way thankyou. LMAOwow a girl used to pay for you to go hotel all the time... rahh she good boi and she wernt even the wife...lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 lol @ coaching some one how to flirt with me... so guys, when you wake up in the morning with a erection what you wana do first go toilet or have sex?lol well friendly flirtin it depends actually, scientifically u cnt cum/piss at the same time. it depends which urge is strongerlike once i was dyin 4 a piss but i chose the sex option 1st (thort that if i pissed 1st she wudnt b on it)got in their, hammered it home, n then i cudnt piss 4 like 10 minutes after even tho i really wanted 2if its a weekday i normally jus piss out it cos i gotta get ready 4 workbut if its a weekend then a quick goodmorning service works fyn 4 melol @ the girl might not be onitbut do you have a gf..or just let your links stay over? (so you can get ur morning fix)recently single so nun of the wake up tings no more (n that was hotel sh*t only 2)liv at yard and im brown so a link can neva stay ova. they either pay 4 a hotel (had 1 chick pay 4 me on a regs) or b happy wiv a parked car Clark my main man I think its time to superman that hoe.excuse me ez now rudeboitami isnt an e-ho that u can superman!lol i swear im ur e-pimp. giv mateys tips wen they failing but wen they act up im the 1st 2 defend ulolok its time to climb out of her bum crack, (it was cristmas dinner today n i really dont wana lose my lunch) im gettin quite bored of thisy is it if u make a joke which promotes sum1 in a good light its classed as breddin?do me a favour n go make sum real life friends n maybe...jus maybe..u myt actually get a compliment so u no wat it feels likeand neways, i sed i was her e-pimp..PIMP.. if nefin i dnt exaclty see that as a compliment, im still subtly callin her a HO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 im gettin quite bored of thisy is it if u make a joke which promotes sum1 in a good light its classed as breddin?do me a favour n go make sum real life friends n maybe...jus maybe..u myt actually get a compliment so u no wat it feels likeand neways, i sed i was her e-pimp..PIMP.. if nefin i dnt exaclty see that as a compliment, im still subtly callin her a HOtis what i clocked and stated...R-style dont know how to be just nice to me in one reply, he has to even it out a bit... lolwas your name R-style n clark as you both now know mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 im gettin quite bored of thisy is it if u make a joke which promotes sum1 in a good light its classed as breddin?do me a favour n go make sum real life friends n maybe...jus maybe..u myt actually get a compliment so u no wat it feels likeand neways, i sed i was her e-pimp..PIMP.. if nefin i dnt exaclty see that as a compliment, im still subtly callin her a HOtis what i clocked and stated...R-style dont know how to be just nice to me in one reply, he has to even it out a bit... lolwas your name R-style n clark as you both now know mine?My names, Rhysnice to meet u **spuds**wow we now know each others 1st names, thats sumin in common! Lets fcuk 2 celebrate!lol so tru, so tru, but its all lighthearted and u no that so its all chillin. ryt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 im gettin quite bored of thisy is it if u make a joke which promotes sum1 in a good light its classed as breddin?do me a favour n go make sum real life friends n maybe...jus maybe..u myt actually get a compliment so u no wat it feels likeand neways, i sed i was her e-pimp..PIMP.. if nefin i dnt exaclty see that as a compliment, im still subtly callin her a HOtis what i clocked and stated...R-style dont know how to be just nice to me in one reply, he has to even it out a bit... lolwas your name R-style n clark as you both now know mine?My names, Rhysnice to meet u **spuds**wow we now know each others 1st names, thats sumin in common! Lets fcuk 2 celebrate!lol so tru, so tru, but its all lighthearted and u no that so its all chillin. ryt? **spuds back**yeh its all lighthearted funwe need a new topic... im getting bored at work... think of something contraversial we can discuss, as it seems me, u and clark are the only ones keeping this topic alive and we aint even talkin about erections any more...save me superman! from bordem at work and invent somthing new to discuss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 im gettin quite bored of thisy is it if u make a joke which promotes sum1 in a good light its classed as breddin?do me a favour n go make sum real life friends n maybe...jus maybe..u myt actually get a compliment so u no wat it feels likeand neways, i sed i was her e-pimp..PIMP.. if nefin i dnt exaclty see that as a compliment, im still subtly callin her a HOtis what i clocked and stated...R-style dont know how to be just nice to me in one reply, he has to even it out a bit... lolwas your name R-style n clark as you both now know mine?My names, Rhysnice to meet u **spuds**wow we now know each others 1st names, thats sumin in common! Lets fcuk 2 celebrate!lol so tru, so tru, but its all lighthearted and u no that so its all chillin. ryt? **spuds back**yeh its all lighthearted funwe need a new topic... im getting bored at work... think of something contraversial we can discuss, as it seems me, u and clark are the only ones keeping this topic alive and we aint even talkin about erections any more...save me superman! from bordem at work and invent somthing new to discuss! superman can sort u out 2dayi cnt b arsedwat tym u get in work?i'll make up a new thread 2mrw or sumin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 this has just turnt in to a convo topic... lolyeh i start work at 9....finish at 5..... long tinggg....so you guna make a special topic just for me in the morning yeah :Di usualy get on here about 9:30 because im always late for work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 this has just turnt in to a convo topic... lolyeh i start work at 9....finish at 5..... long tinggg....so you guna make a special topic just for me in the morning yeah :Di usualy get on here about 9:30 because im always late for work... yeh sure y not, make ya feel special lol i normally get 2 work half an hour earlymeans i get 2 leave half an hour early and i can do f*ck all 4 half an hour cos no1s about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 ohhh.... more time i just do what i like anyway!hahai might be leaving here soon tho... which will mean no more me on ViP LMAOhalf hour earlie your good i cant be bothered to wake up earlier than i already do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 ohhh.... more time i just do what i like anyway!hahai might be leaving here soon tho... which will mean no more me on ViP LMAOhalf hour earlie your good i cant be bothered to wake up earlier than i already do!yehh im leavin this place in januarythen i'll b doin shift work at terminal security so my post count is gonna remain steady 4 sum time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 ohhh.... more time i just do what i like anyway!hahai might be leaving here soon tho... which will mean no more me on ViP LMAOhalf hour earlie your good i cant be bothered to wake up earlier than i already do!yehh im leavin this place in januarythen i'll b doin shift work at terminal security so my post count is gonna remain steady 4 sum timeok this may be a dumb question but terminal security..like at a airport? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clark_kent Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 BOOOOORINGtam tam tell me wat u look like my xray vision is rusty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 BOOOOORINGtam tam tell me wat u look like my xray vision is rustysupermans super-powers are slipping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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