Patball

[mR ReZiW]

PATBALL>>>>>>>>>>>GHETTO TENNIS

[Lucarelli]

O MY LIFEhold tight man like alistar brian my brother and the rest of us from the square playing this game all f*ckING SUMMER LONGi miss dem days deh still

eeeewww Does your mother know you speak such filth.... stop it this instance its not lady like at all

[Davicious X]

When folks accepted I was one of the schools elite I played so few matches. I had so much special moves but that through th legs stuff was so poor cos it would ruin your body shape and leave you mad exposed if I saw it coming. I usually did.Its really quite simple. If you put your left leg forward to put the ball through your legs, chances are the ball is gonna go left aswell since you would almost have to dislocate your hand to send it anwhere else. Same pricipal if your right leg goes forward. I would always be in position to embarass dumb folk who would try this dumb move.Infact the hardest move to stop is the reverse backhand and only 2 people in my school could do it effectively. (Im NOT one of them)Backs turned to the wall they would hit the ball with such accuracy and power, but becuase they were backwards facing it was near impossible to tell which direction the ball was headed due to body shape. Ball could end up anywhere!

wtf?when we played it you had to copy or top the person b4 you's move.some boog rules you had there

See this is what Im talkin about. Some mad back alley rules. WTF is he talking about?So if I do a jumping roundhouse 360 degree upsidedown lowcut* Someone would have to top this move? Good luck!*Note I cannot actually do this move, just wanted to show how much dumb rules was out there.

don't get smart jimbolowcuts fall under normal slapsand i said you would have to match or better the moveand wtf is a jumping roundhouse dggfj hg hg f hnf n jj hhf

Thats my point dude. What if a point is unbeatable does that mean your automatically out?Its dumb back alley rules. Its certainly not Patball.I bet you called Tipsies on a regsHow exactly do you judge what makes a better shot than the last guys shot?Thats exactly why it aint no official sport cos mad folks wanna use backfisted rules like double touch and self obs and blasted tipsies.

[Jubez Fresco]

Rule #1 : ObsRule #2 - Infinity : See above.

[Francis Coquelin]

When folks accepted I was one of the schools elite I played so few matches. I had so much special moves but that through th legs stuff was so poor cos it would ruin your body shape and leave you mad exposed if I saw it coming. I usually did.Its really quite simple. If you put your left leg forward to put the ball through your legs, chances are the ball is gonna go left aswell since you would almost have to dislocate your hand to send it anwhere else. Same pricipal if your right leg goes forward. I would always be in position to embarass dumb folk who would try this dumb move.Infact the hardest move to stop is the reverse backhand and only 2 people in my school could do it effectively. (Im NOT one of them)Backs turned to the wall they would hit the ball with such accuracy and power, but becuase they were backwards facing it was near impossible to tell which direction the ball was headed due to body shape. Ball could end up anywhere!

wtf?when we played it you had to copy or top the person b4 you's move.some boog rules you had there

See this is what Im talkin about. Some mad back alley rules. WTF is he talking about?So if I do a jumping roundhouse 360 degree upsidedown lowcut* Someone would have to top this move? Good luck!*Note I cannot actually do this move, just wanted to show how much dumb rules was out there.

don't get smart jimbolowcuts fall under normal slapsand i said you would have to match or better the moveand wtf is a jumping roundhouse dggfj hg hg f hnf n jj hhf

Thats my point dude. What if a point is unbeatable does that mean your automatically out?Its dumb back alley rules. Its certainly not Patball.I bet you called Tipsies on a regsHow exactly do you judge what makes a better shot than the last guys shot?Thats exactly why it aint no official sport cos mad folks wanna use backfisted rules like double touch and self obs and blasted tipsies.

do I have to break down evry little detail?obviously a double re-turn is greater than a normal re-turn and a triple greater than a doubleits not that hard a concept to grasp you simpletonEast London Rules = Slapball Dogmabetter recognise fool

[Davicious X]

When folks accepted I was one of the schools elite I played so few matches. I had so much special moves but that through th legs stuff was so poor cos it would ruin your body shape and leave you mad exposed if I saw it coming. I usually did.Its really quite simple. If you put your left leg forward to put the ball through your legs, chances are the ball is gonna go left aswell since you would almost have to dislocate your hand to send it anwhere else. Same pricipal if your right leg goes forward. I would always be in position to embarass dumb folk who would try this dumb move.Infact the hardest move to stop is the reverse backhand and only 2 people in my school could do it effectively. (Im NOT one of them)Backs turned to the wall they would hit the ball with such accuracy and power, but becuase they were backwards facing it was near impossible to tell which direction the ball was headed due to body shape. Ball could end up anywhere!

wtf?when we played it you had to copy or top the person b4 you's move.some boog rules you had there

See this is what Im talkin about. Some mad back alley rules. WTF is he talking about?So if I do a jumping roundhouse 360 degree upsidedown lowcut* Someone would have to top this move? Good luck!*Note I cannot actually do this move, just wanted to show how much dumb rules was out there.

don't get smart jimbolowcuts fall under normal slapsand i said you would have to match or better the moveand wtf is a jumping roundhouse dggfj hg hg f hnf n jj hhf

Thats my point dude. What if a point is unbeatable does that mean your automatically out?Its dumb back alley rules. Its certainly not Patball.I bet you called Tipsies on a regsHow exactly do you judge what makes a better shot than the last guys shot?Thats exactly why it aint no official sport cos mad folks wanna use backfisted rules like double touch and self obs and blasted tipsies.

do I have to break down evry little detail?obviously a double re-turn is greater than a normal re-turn and a triple greater than a doubleits not that hard a concept to grasp you simpletonEast London Rules = Slapball Dogmabetter recognise fool

Slapball?!? Each move has to out do the last move. I understood what you said quite plainly, it was just dumb thats what I been telling you. We play PATBALL here dude so just excuse yourself and your archaic rules.Remove typsies from your tactical play then come back and run your mouth about PATBALL!Better recognise fool

[Francis Coquelin]

When folks accepted I was one of the schools elite I played so few matches. I had so much special moves but that through th legs stuff was so poor cos it would ruin your body shape and leave you mad exposed if I saw it coming. I usually did.Its really quite simple. If you put your left leg forward to put the ball through your legs, chances are the ball is gonna go left aswell since you would almost have to dislocate your hand to send it anwhere else. Same pricipal if your right leg goes forward. I would always be in position to embarass dumb folk who would try this dumb move.Infact the hardest move to stop is the reverse backhand and only 2 people in my school could do it effectively. (Im NOT one of them)Backs turned to the wall they would hit the ball with such accuracy and power, but becuase they were backwards facing it was near impossible to tell which direction the ball was headed due to body shape. Ball could end up anywhere!

wtf?when we played it you had to copy or top the person b4 you's move.some boog rules you had there

See this is what Im talkin about. Some mad back alley rules. WTF is he talking about?So if I do a jumping roundhouse 360 degree upsidedown lowcut* Someone would have to top this move? Good luck!*Note I cannot actually do this move, just wanted to show how much dumb rules was out there.

don't get smart jimbolowcuts fall under normal slapsand i said you would have to match or better the moveand wtf is a jumping roundhouse dggfj hg hg f hnf n jj hhf

Thats my point dude. What if a point is unbeatable does that mean your automatically out?Its dumb back alley rules. Its certainly not Patball.I bet you called Tipsies on a regsHow exactly do you judge what makes a better shot than the last guys shot?Thats exactly why it aint no official sport cos mad folks wanna use backfisted rules like double touch and self obs and blasted tipsies.

do I have to break down evry little detail?obviously a double re-turn is greater than a normal re-turn and a triple greater than a doubleits not that hard a concept to grasp you simpletonEast London Rules = Slapball Dogmabetter recognise fool

Slapball?!? Each move has to out do the last move. I understood what you said quite plainly, it was just dumb thats what I been telling you. We play PATBALL here dude so just excuse yourself and your archaic rules.Remove typsies from your tactical play then come back and run your mouth about PATBALL!Better recognise fool

where the f*ck did i say that?IF a person does a re-turn then you have to do it also or top it with a double re-turn or a triple re-turnBladSlapall was invented in eastsuck ur mumour rules are finalwhere the f*ck did I say we play tipsies?thats something south londoners invented to compensate for their clumbsyness

[Davicious X]

And now your talking for no reason.Go and start a SLAPBALL thread see how many ppl remember playin that*cough cough pillock cough*

[Flat Eric]

''No rules patball''Only rule allowed was 'can't get out on serve'man would AIM for mids and place the ball in some mad positions.took much more skill, i didnt even play it..i thought it was hardhol tight the mandem getting STRAIGHT ON whenever they aimed for mids.

[DazLeR]

lmfao @ patballi was thinking what the f*ck are you man talking aboutSLAP BALL BLUD.some funny man.

[AdzStar*]

My favourite technique was when the ball bounced back off the wall and I'd run towards the ball as if I was gonna put in pure power but you'd just gently guide it into the bottom corner of the wall...

I was the SICKEST at that, then i would flip the script a couple times n send the ball WAAAAAYYY into the distance, lol them shots always got played against the short or fat ones Ahhh who remembers the shots where u just used to bouce it high mad close to the wall, peeps used to have stakeouts tryin to judge the one bounce n then actually get it to touch the wall.Is it just me, or didnt girls actually play this game? im tryin to think back n i cant remember seein any bouncin titties

I can remember watching, but I don't think I ever played. I wanted to though but they never let me.

[EastBoy]

lmfao @ patballi was thinking what the f*ck are you man talking aboutSLAP BALL BLUD.some funny man.

Get me. SLAP BALL

[UN.Muzik]

lmfao @ patballi was thinking what the f*ck are you man talking aboutSLAP BALL BLUD.some funny man.

I called it Slap Ball but everyone else calls it Pat BallMaybe it's an E7 thing?Edit: I guess it's a fully east ting

[younger_lew]

Pat ball?Slap ball?wtf?you on about hand ball?

[Guest haze-e]

I still have to laugh at Slapball.Sounds swaggle.

[UN.Muzik]

Patball sounds swag"Slap"-ping someone in the face probably hurts more than "Pat"-ting themSound faggy

[Jubez Fresco]

Only ones I've heard is slap / hand

[Guest roskie]

Only ones I've heard is slap / hand

slap hand is even worse than slap ball....its patball

[smaddy]

Only ones I've heard is slap / hand

hand ball is even worse than slap ball....its patball

[Transfer Window Cleaner]

Only ones I've heard is slap / hand

slap hand is even worse than slap ball....its patball

[smaddy]

Only ones I've heard is slap / hand

slap hand is even worse than slap ball....its patball

LMFAOwarf