Guest haze-e Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I SWEAR YOU WAS A VIRGIN YESTERDAY???I'm not a virgin fam i lost it to this girlWHEN?THIS AFTERNOON.COME OFF THEM GAS TALKS YOU PLEB.YOU DONE TOLD US THE WOMAN FROM UPSTAIRS SLEPT IN YOUR YARD. YOU WOULDA TRY MASH BUT YOUR A VIRGIN.COME ON DARG.lol he didnt say it was recentHmmmm.Which is fair enough. Either way hes pleb even though you saved him from embarassment. Lol.Saved him from embaressment lol? He just admitted his missus tombstone piledrives him about his gaffe then laughs in his face afterwards, he is any Ian Beale in the bedroom LMFAOLMFAOOn a real though YB. Your wife kicked you in the balls. Shes taking you for an idiot.About you love her. You best stab her in her fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 infact just call the police on her next timesee how she likes that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Medic Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 titles kills it, man wants a serious discussion on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 so she walked up to me as i turned my bac to her and grabbed my shoulder so i gave her a lil push then she pushed me bac even harder so i flipped and pushed her hard so then she hits me in my ballz so damn hard then pulls my t shirt up and scratches me all over my body with her big nails and it hurt like a bitch then i look at her like wtf did you do that for you took it to far but she just standing there with a grin on her face while i'm in painnah i have to quote this againlmao @ this guy , how can u not retaliate?before his current relationship, man was blatentely trapped in the friend zone with every female tht he knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOctane Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLLLLLOCKED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totty Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 lol @ the replieswhen topics backfire pt. 13134 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Next time she does it just swing for her jaw as hard as you can, i bet she wont do it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Lol I actually found the story very amusing. Your balls are aching and she's smiling. LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Boss Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 so she walked up to me as i turned my bac to her and grabbed my shoulder so i gave her a lil push then she pushed me bac even harder so i flipped and pushed her hard so then she hits me in my ballz so damn hard then pulls my t shirt up and scratches me all over my body with her big nails and it hurt like a bitch then i look at her like wtf did you do that for you took it to far but she just standing there with a grin on her face while i'm in painnah i have to quote this againlmao @ this guy , how can u not retaliate?before his current relationship, man was blatentely trapped in the friend zone with every female tht he knowsWat do you mean fam? before her i was a virgin but i did have female friends but she is the greatest friend i ever had in a funny kinda way she is like my mother with her attitude i have retaliated but wen we fight she flips out if it's serious she even bites she goes deep with it cos she has some next temper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstition Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Wat do you mean fam? before her i was a virgin but i did have female friends but she is the greatest friend i ever had in a funny kinda way she is like my mother with her attitude i have retaliated but wen we fight she flips out if it's serious she even bites she goes deep with it cos she has some next temper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 so she walked up to me as i turned my bac to her and grabbed my shoulder so i gave her a lil push then she pushed me bac even harder so i flipped and pushed her hard so then she hits me in my ballz so damn hard then pulls my t shirt up and scratches me all over my body with her big nails and it hurt like a bitch then i look at her like wtf did you do that for you took it to far but she just standing there with a grin on her face while i'm in painnah i have to quote this againlmao @ this guy , how can u not retaliate?before his current relationship, man was blatentely trapped in the friend zone with every female tht he knowsWat do you mean fam? before her i was a virgin but i did have female friends but she is the greatest friend i ever had in a funny kinda way she is like my mother with her attitude i have retaliated but wen we fight she flips out if it's serious she even bites she goes deep with it cos she has some next temper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Medic Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 froma virgin scared to talk to a chick sleepin in ur house to some sexual predatorNO WAY JOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trane Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Lady Sonia has the BDSM business ON LOCK. SERIOUSLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Boss Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 froma virgin scared to talk to a chick sleepin in ur house to some sexual predatorNO WAY JOSEI'm not a predator did you even read wat i said? wen that lady asked to sleep at my crib that was years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cousin Of Sleep Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I'm not a predatorSame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamina Man Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 lolThis guys a bait virginQuit making yourself look stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Boss Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 lolThis guys a bait virginQuit making yourself look stupidSeen like you took a test that proves i'm a virgin? oh my gosh wow you are so smart cuz you're not mature enough to understand this complex situation carry on playing Super Mario on ya Wii lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamina Man Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 lolThis guys a bait virginQuit making yourself look stupidSeen like you took a test that proves i'm a virgin? oh my gosh wow you are so smart cuz you're not mature enough to understand this complex situation carry on playing Super Mario on ya Wii lol"like you took a test that proves i'm a virgin?"Lol, eerm okay?"oh my gosh wow you are so smart cut"Invalid since the previous statement was just stupid"you're not mature enough to understand this complex situation"Making assumptions is immature, so you're just as bad as me"carry on playing Super Mario on ya Ii"I own no games consolesIf ViP2 was a village, you my friend would be the idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Boss Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 lolThis guys a bait virginQuit making yourself look stupidSeen like you took a test that proves i'm a virgin? oh my gosh wow you are so smart cuz you're not mature enough to understand this complex situation carry on playing Super Mario on ya Wii lol"like you took a test that proves i'm a virgin?"Lol, eerm okay?"oh my gosh wow you are so smart cut"Invalid since the previous statement was just stupid"you're not mature enough to understand this complex situation"Making assumptions is immature, so you're just as bad as me"carry on playing Super Mario on ya Ii"I own no games consolesIf ViP2 was a village, you my friend would be the idiot.You come like some scientist telling someone if they a virgin or not? you realize how stupid that is you are not the type of dude that can have a sensible convo in my opinion i'm entitled to that opinionYou country dudes are funny 'if this was a village blah blah' this ain't no village bruh it's a website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamina Man Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 lolThis guys a bait virginQuit making yourself look stupidSeen like you took a test that proves i'm a virgin? oh my gosh wow you are so smart cuz you're not mature enough to understand this complex situation carry on playing Super Mario on ya Wii lol"like you took a test that proves i'm a virgin?"Lol, eerm okay?"oh my gosh wow you are so smart cut"Invalid since the previous statement was just stupid"you're not mature enough to understand this complex situation"Making assumptions is immature, so you're just as bad as me"carry on playing Super Mario on ya Ii"I own no games consolesIf ViP2 was a village, you my friend would be the idiot.You come like some scientist telling someone if they a virgin or not? you realize how stupid that is you are not the type of dude that can have a sensible convo in my opinion i'm entitled to that opinionYou country dudes are funny 'if this was a village blah blah' this ain't no village bruh it's a website Lol, i really don't see how i come like "a scientist" i just come like a guy who knows a dumb character when i see one. I can hold up a convocation better than you i think. For starters, you failed automatically posting this in the wrong section, there's a section called "Love & Life" if you never clocked it...And lol @ you're small mind not understanding the last sentence, please tell me you're doing this on purpose?Haven't you ever heard of "The Village Idiot"My man can't even tell when his being sent for.Either you're a fairly amusing made up character, or you're whole life is a shambles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Boss Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 lolThis guys a bait virginQuit making yourself look stupidSeen like you took a test that proves i'm a virgin? oh my gosh wow you are so smart cuz you're not mature enough to understand this complex situation carry on playing Super Mario on ya Wii lol"like you took a test that proves i'm a virgin?"Lol, eerm okay?"oh my gosh wow you are so smart cut"Invalid since the previous statement was just stupid"you're not mature enough to understand this complex situation"Making assumptions is immature, so you're just as bad as me"carry on playing Super Mario on ya Ii"I own no games consolesIf ViP2 was a village, you my friend would be the idiot.You come like some scientist telling someone if they a virgin or not? you realize how stupid that is you are not the type of dude that can have a sensible convo in my opinion i'm entitled to that opinionYou country dudes are funny 'if this was a village blah blah' this ain't no village bruh it's a website Lol, i really don't see how i come like "a scientist" i just come like a guy who knows a dumb character when i see one. I can hold up a convocation better than you i think. For starters, you failed automatically posting this in the wrong section, there's a section called "Love & Life" if you never clocked it...And lol @ you're small mind not understanding the last sentence, please tell me you're doing this on purpose?Haven't you ever heard of "The Village Idiot"My man can't even tell when his being sent for.Either you're a fairly amusing made up character, or you're whole life is a shambles.Safe cuz you come like Einstein with ya knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamina Man Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 lolThis guys a bait virginQuit making yourself look stupidSeen like you took a test that proves i'm a virgin? oh my gosh wow you are so smart cuz you're not mature enough to understand this complex situation carry on playing Super Mario on ya Wii lol"like you took a test that proves i'm a virgin?"Lol, eerm okay?"oh my gosh wow you are so smart cut"Invalid since the previous statement was just stupid"you're not mature enough to understand this complex situation"Making assumptions is immature, so you're just as bad as me"carry on playing Super Mario on ya Ii"I own no games consolesIf ViP2 was a village, you my friend would be the idiot.You come like some scientist telling someone if they a virgin or not? you realize how stupid that is you are not the type of dude that can have a sensible convo in my opinion i'm entitled to that opinionYou country dudes are funny 'if this was a village blah blah' this ain't no village bruh it's a website Lol, i really don't see how i come like "a scientist" i just come like a guy who knows a dumb character when i see one. I can hold up a convocation better than you i think. For starters, you failed automatically posting this in the wrong section, there's a section called "Love & Life" if you never clocked it...And lol @ you're small mind not understanding the last sentence, please tell me you're doing this on purpose?Haven't you ever heard of "The Village Idiot"My man can't even tell when his being sent for.Either you're a fairly amusing made up character, or you're whole life is a shambles.Safe cuz you come like Einstein with ya knowledge Just remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubez II Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 so she walked up to me as i turned my bac to her and grabbed my shoulder so i gave her a lil push then she pushed me bac even harder so i flipped and pushed her hard so then she hits me in my ballz so damn hard then pulls my t shirt up and scratches me all over my body with her big nails and it hurt like a bitch then i look at her like wtf did you do that for you took it to far but she just standing there with a grin on her face while i'm in pain Wat do you mean fam? before her i was a virgin but i did have female friends but she is the greatest friend i ever had in a funny kinda way she is like my mother with her attitude i have retaliated but wen we fight she flips out if it's serious she even bites she goes deep with it cos she has some next temperIs your wifey a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Boss Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 so she walked up to me as i turned my bac to her and grabbed my shoulder so i gave her a lil push then she pushed me bac even harder so i flipped and pushed her hard so then she hits me in my ballz so damn hard then pulls my t shirt up and scratches me all over my body with her big nails and it hurt like a bitch then i look at her like wtf did you do that for you took it to far but she just standing there with a grin on her face while i'm in pain Wat do you mean fam? before her i was a virgin but i did have female friends but she is the greatest friend i ever had in a funny kinda way she is like my mother with her attitude i have retaliated but wen we fight she flips out if it's serious she even bites she goes deep with it cos she has some next temperIs your wifey a dog?Cuz this is no joke put ya self in my shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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