djbmc Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/NeckbeardI thought it was quite humorous.A Neckbeard, also known as a neard, is the strange under-the-chin hair growth only seen on fatties and UNIX programmers. Also known as the "Bloatee" it is a derivative of the "Abe Lincoln". Its purpose is to delineate the neck from the chin when the two have merged due to obesity. The wearer hopes his neckbeard will make him look like a badass from Hackers or The Matrix, but it actually just reminds observers that he lacks a f*ck*ng chin. A neckbeard is never, ever cool. All neckbeards are Dungeons & Dragons-obsessed losers, and vice versa. It is not known at this time whether growing a neckbeard causes one to play Dungeons & Dragons or playing Dungeons & Dragons causes one to grow a neckbeard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NO SUNSHINE Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Neckbeard you know.There's a couple brehs I've seen round uni with them, thought they'd just forgot to shave =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 i swear i could grow this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted December 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 i secretly wish i could grow this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avon Barksdale Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 gt a lil one wn i cba 2 shve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I have one now actually due to lack of shaving.Allow intentionally looking like a c*nt BMCWould you want to look like a c*nt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vtec Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I could rock this if I wanted to. lol Just gimme 5 days of no shaving. But couldn't step out the front door with it. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted December 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I have one now actually due to lack of shaving.Allow intentionally looking like a c*nt BMCWould you want to look like a c*nt?looking like a c*nt, but having a badass neckbeard>>>>>>getting asked for ID at the age of 24 and looking like a c*nt without a neckbeard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I have one now actually due to lack of shaving.Allow intentionally looking like a c*nt BMCWould you want to look like a c*nt?looking like a c*nt, but having a badass neckbeard>>>>>>getting asked for ID at the age of 24 and looking like a c*nt without a neckbeard.Agreed, although i get id'd either way tbh.But hang tight you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Malatov Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 step ur game up cripsget like me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Woah, ladies handbags away please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I have one now actually due to lack of shaving.Allow intentionally looking like a c*nt BMCWould you want to look like a c*nt?looking like a c*nt, but having a badass neckbeard>>>>>>getting asked for ID at the age of 24 and looking like a c*nt without a neckbeard.Agreed, although i get id'd either way tbh.But hang tight you :lol: LIGHTNIN BOLTLIGHTNIN BOLT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 lol @ not having a neckbeard in 08 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hernandez Balcazar Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Reminder to shave tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanessa Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Reminder to shave tbhi'll do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Saying your wifey has a beardDont have it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vtec Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Saying your wifey has a beardDont have it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanessa Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Reminder to shave tbhi'll do itwhat youll shave him or yourselfhim obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 reminds observers that he lacks a f*ck*ng chin:lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted December 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I have one now actually due to lack of shaving.Allow intentionally looking like a c*nt BMCWould you want to look like a c*nt?looking like a c*nt, but having a badass neckbeard>>>>>>getting asked for ID at the age of 24 and looking like a c*nt without a neckbeard.Agreed, although i get id'd either way tbh.But hang tight you :lol: LIGHTNIN BOLTLIGHTNIN BOLTwhere u get this from? this was the final battle in the war for kragadababoth, luckily i'd found the staff of the chosen one otherwise the earth would have been plunged into eternal darkness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DN Braund Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 i cnt quite picture it...so its on the adams apple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted December 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 i cnt quite picture it...so its on the adams apple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DN Braund Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 oh LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Lmfsao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Just looks like a normal beard 2 me :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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