ruz Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Loool crushed up polos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Obviously I'm not going to smoke no dodge looking thing, but lol @ walking past a score of dry to the bone, lemonish smelling PENG and being like ooo can't trust that, i best leave it there... ...jokers 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Yes, the film is Liar Liar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyal fi beg Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 this has turned into dropping shot stories into fiend tales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phonecharger Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 u clearly dont trap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 smh this thread is kinda dead fuck shotters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAT TONY Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 LAUGHS) "aiyo, man you remember that shit Eazy did a while back muthafucka said wasnt gonna work (that crazy shit) stupid shit man, aiyo Eazy why dont you come out from the piano and bust this crazy shit" woke up quick, at about noon jus' thought that i had to be in compton soon i gotta get drunk before the day begins before my mother starts bitchin about ma friends about to go and damn near went blind young niggaz at the path throwin up gang signs ran in the house, and grabbed ma clip wit the mack 10 on the side of ma hip bailed outside and pointed ma weapon just as i thought the fools kept steppin jumped in the fo' hit the juice on ma ride i got front back, and side to side then i let the alpine play (play) pumpin new shit by NWA it was gangsta gangsta at the top of the list then i played my own shit and it went somethin' like this cruisin down the street in my six-fo'' jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes went to the park to get the scoop knuckleheads out there cold, shootin some hoops a car pulls up, who can it be a fresh El Camino rollin kilo G he rolled down his window and he started to say its all about makin that G.T.A. (CHORUS) coz the boys in the hood are always hard you come talkin that trash, we'll pull ya card knowin' nutin in life but to be legit' dont quote me boy coz i aint said shit (SCRATCHES) yo man "Get the fuck out" (SCRATCHES) "muthafucka, say what" Down on B's is the place to give me the pace he said ma man J.D. is on freebase the boy J.D. was a friend of mine 'till i caught him in my car tryin to steal the Alpine chased him down the street to call a truce the silly muthafucka pulls out a deuce deuce little did he know i had a loaded 12 guage one sucker dead, L.A. Times front page (CHORUS) coz the boys in the hood are always hard you come talkin that trash, well pull ya card knowin' nutin in life but to be legit' dont quote me boy coz i aint said shit (SCRATCHES) bored as hell and i wanna get ill so i went to a spot where ma homeboys chill the fellas out there makin dat dollar i pulled up in ma 6 fo' impala they greet me wit a 40 and i start drinkin and from the 8 ball, my breath starts stinkin left to get ma girl to rock that body before i left, i hit the bac-ardi went to her house to get her out of the pad dumb hoe said somethin that made me mad she said somethin that i couldnt believe so i grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave she started talkin shit, wouldnt you know reached back like a pimp, slapped the hoe her father jumped up and he started to shout so i threw a right cross and knocked his old-ass out (CHORUS) coz the boys in the hood are always hard you come talkin that trash, well pull ya card knowin' nutin in life but to be legit' dont quote me boy coz i aint said shit (SCRATCHES) who do u think you are (SCRATCHES) punk muthafucka like 3, the hard 3 rollin hard, now under control then wrapped the 6 fo' round a telephone pole i looked at ma car and i said "oh brother" i'll throw it in the gutter and go buy another walkin home and i seen the g ride now cat is drivin, kilo on the side as they busted a U, they got pulled over a undercover cop in a dark green Nova cat got beat for resistin arrest he socked a pig in the head for rippin his Guess now G is caught, for doin the crime fourth offense on the boy, he'll do some time (CHORUS) coz the boys in the hood are always hard you come talkin that trash, well pull ya card ain't nutin in life but to be legit' dont quote me boy coz i aint said shit (SCRATCHES) (SCRATCHES) beat your biatch i went to get them out but there was no bail the fellas caused a riot in the county jail two days later in municipal court kilo g on trial cold cut a fork obstruction of the court said the judge on a six year sentence, ma man didnt budge Baliff came over to turn him in kilo G looked up and gave a grin he yelled out fire, then came suzie the bitch came in with a sub-machine uzi police shot the bitch but they didnt hurt her both upstate for attempted murder (CHORUS coz the boys in the hood are always hard you come talkin that trash, well pull ya card ain't nutin in life but to be legit' dont quote me boy coz i aint said shit (SCRATCHES) "yeah, i kicked a little ass but that was a blast from the past muthafucka (SCRATCHES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Don't shot but I do smoke so I'll tell it from the customer's perspective This didn't even happen too long ago...BUT i was in some club round West sides, i think it was near Notting Hill. Proper nice bits. Anyway, i wanted some cigs so I went shop. On the way, I see some guy roaming around on a bike. Thought might as well ask him if he's got food. Much to my surprise he only had one eye, but did have food. But then he was like yea I only got scores and 40's. I was like 40's? So I confirmed with him i wanted weed and he was like yea yea I got that but only scores. I was like long, Give me a tens or it's a minor. He was like cool, I'll split a score for you. Waited for him to go round the corner, man comes back takes my p, gives me the ting and rides off into the night. Just as I no longer can see this c*nt, I look down at what he's given me and it's the size of a fucking smartie or some shit wrapped up in plastic. I open it up and it's bare white powder and shit. I'm thinking wtf is this guy given me. FUCK. Not really being one for drugs, I gave it a taste just to see what it was. Dip into it, and it's fucking crushed up polo's. Can you believe this c*nt. I was fucking fuming man. Anyway I dashed that, and became even more motivated to find some weed somewhere. After like 15 minutes, I found a score of PENG on the floor. Jumped and danced around for a lil bit. Strapped a zut. Happy days. True stories. LMAO, U spent a tenner on crushed up polos, then found 20 of high grade on the floor SMH bare wastemans on this site sometimes I crack joke about people like dis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Don't hate on my karma bitches. Just the other night I was walking shop to buy some cigs and found someone's box of b&h with 2 cigs in, literally outside my door. Lasted me like 5 days those 2 cigs. got like 8 zuts out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 I would rather not bun then pick up from some unofficial street dealer #noshootting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 I've probably picked up from random guys all over London, and in maybe 7-8 cities across the UK, as well as in America, Tunisia and France. and actually that was probably the only time I've been myth'd. But then again, I did find the peng shortly afterwards, so I'm not sure.. But yea live yourr lifeee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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