Jubez II

tittysuckingandf*ckingandbangingandridingtheriddim.

two of 'em are black, the lead singer and the key boardist.

that gif deserves a knighthoodI co-sign wholeheartedly.sh*t is made for the internet.

funny thing is she has no boobs or backoff she is just a dime (no westwood) in the face.

Remember when the shotters gave me some shoddy looking benz and we had to go back to the flats and demand a new one as politely as possible to avoid getting merked off, one of them wanted to get on a hype but some next guy dealt with us and we got some fat bag so it mission well done.them gymgyooons there.

who's on the right ?that comment about beautiful black women with white features is so true.

moneyshot.

Hov never slacking manZipping in the black rangeGetting ghost with red ghostFaster than the pacmanSuttin suttin suttin knack to get that changeLeader of the black gang, R O C mangBang like T-Mac ski mask air it outGotta kill witnesses cause free beard sticking outSuttin suttin suttin suttin we squeeze hammers manBullets breeze by you, like Louisiana manBut I gotta feed Tiana man so I move keysYa'll can call me the piano manRain, sleet hail snow manSlang, dope, E hydro man.How many times does he rhyme 'man'Does anyone realise how lethal the team of Jay Z, Beans and Scarface is on record?

Lies. His best bars if anything.Yeah i think these are his best bars Tell a lie you can't be serious.In two years you're gonna send for the pipe, draw for the rocks then send for the light >> punch in the face.

And my style is zoop zoopYou better meet me I'll be 'round meet me I'll be 'round

We Take Aim, I swear this Jack Dee guy is saying the gulliest mindbending stuff ever !

Just realised it is true that the government are watching our every move twenty four seven with satellites.

Google Maps is now used for random parties and drug dealing. Probably a conspiracy theory waiting to happen.

First time I heard Re-Rewind I had to buss the shittest skank just to keep up with the mood of the room everyone else was losing their head dancing but I couldnt dance too tough just had to try do this two-step. I'm waiting for the next wave tbh grime has already smashed into the bank and regressed back into a drop in the ocean (musical that is).

Was never a fan, no homo but Ciara in like a boy or whatever was like porn to me. I watched that music video religiously, like say I could be watching Godfather on film4 flick over during the break and if that song is on I have to watch the whole thing regardless.

shalolin sinz?In answer to the last question we are moral animals, the only reason we behave civilised is because laws have been put in place to make this so and we've accepted it as gospel, if man was left to his own devices he would degenerate most likely.

die

Bookmarks thread, remember me and my bedrin rinsing this on casette and arguing about who was the best in roll deep all in one or dizzee, argument stopped after Do It ran out.

She was getting off of thatThe tune is so catchy, dun dun dun Juicy dun dun Juicy dun, dun. I'm gonna run it now as background music.

we need a drinks thread.

This a series?

hahahahah u lie??soon tj hooker gona come back too Lean out the sunroof...

What film is that looks over jokes.*Ignores thread*

1. It's not snitching2. Leaning more towards yes than no but total last resort

*hand is risen*my secret fear is that my dad is actually a cool guy and my mum has just been chatting sh*t to besmirch his name all this time. used to bother me alot cause I would see all these nuclear families on t.v, going out to kick ball, dads giving their sons the car talk, sh*t like that.one thin I know is i'm gonna be the illest dad ever, suttin like michael from my wife and kids but with more hair and the original tischa campbell not the wierd one with the laugh.