General Mac

Chicks been racially selecting partners since Ancient Egypt, I aint got a problem with personal preference if you've dipped your fingers in every race available to you. But if you like them uptight black bitches that want a spanish or latino only then FAIL, if you white and you only f*cks with Blacks then FAIL....you get my drift. But get this, in 1999 I saw my first every Arabian chick and thought wow I'd love to settle with a chick like that, went out with many races and in 2005 I met my current girl who's an Arab.....aint that some sh*t.lol If I told her that little piece there i bet she'd be gassed up major

You my dude but What kinda buffonery is this, you done put a monkey wrench in my day, got me wondering about the wifes past. But on a lighter note, near enough everyone who has had sex more than 3 times has had bareback. The sh*t is just too damn nice

f*ck friendzoning her, waste of time and energy. Just next the bitch, keep it moving, have a coke and smile. You a fool for listening to your buddy.

You are mad confused, much like many women so you aint unique there. 99 times out of a 100 you will ditch the guy who is IDEAL for you and go for the EXCITING guy who manipulates the sh*t out of you and deceptively portrays a good image. What happened to women over the years, you had an in built detector that detected men who are full of sh*t but you somehow managed to override that. Chicks Stay Failing...............................................................................................Good luck in your search

Most people are looking to have their own kids. But it takes someone selfless who is able to love and bring up someone elses child as their own. (By that I don't mean taking over the role of the biological father/mother if they are still in their life) I spent alot of time bringing up my cousins daughter because she was interested in other things. I was 17 taking sole responsability for her 2 yr old while she was 25 out M.I.A! - As a result her little girl would call me "mummy lara" and she was very close to me that other people presummed she was mine. After her being missing for 3 months, i contacted my cousins mother and told her what was going on. Her daughter is 9 now and everytime i see her, Its a reminder of how i don't regret sacrificing what i did to be there for her.Not everybody has "Baby father/mother" TroublesTends to be waste men or girls causing it.I'll only ever father a child that isn't my own only if my building was on fire and i heard some kid crying mummy n daddy burnt and had to rescue him/her. But yeah I agree with that selfless part of your statement. I looked after my lil niece for quite some time when her mum was heavy into studying for her midwifery........But meet a woman who has a kid(s).......she can kick rocks, plenty of single fertile livestock out there......I'll let a Steve Urkle type guy handle the chick with the kid

Drinking Syrup to sleep...Drinking Mouthwash

Should have done Engineering of some sort

Brut is alright, f*ck what them 18year olds think. Remember last year a nigga had the whole brut set...Powder, Spray, Roll On the whole 9

Lynx Roll ON then fcuk body spray I'm out the crib

Check up every couple of months by default.

tis true ive always thought if these islamic idiots wanted to cause mayhem all they gotta do is lad themselves up with straps like in cod and massacre pure civilians - cant be that hard surely.aint hard to get hold of a strap and im sure is less bait then manufacturing a bomb still.this is what makes me think this sh*t is a conspiracy and their really is no ismalic terrorismExactly, it's like they want to be incognito about it, why be stealthy when your going to die anyway. Just round up 20 eager to die guys, give them pistols and knives....set them loose in a shopping mall...running shooting and stabbing people until the gun police come and do them the honour of killing them. Mission Accomplished.Instead of getting all scientific and smearing powder on your body........I'd expect some 9/11 scale deaths every year if they knew what they where doing.If I was a fundamentalist I'd be ashamed, I mean come on them Columbine High School kids and that Asian kid caused more terror than what these fundamentalists have caused, they seem to want to be on the News for FAILING

I don't get these fundamentalists, it's almost as if they PLAN TO FAIL their missions. Killing people really isn't that difficult if you take notes from the IRA and them kids in America who shoot up schools

Drink half a litre of water every 30minutes.......piss it all out and you'll feel ' A Bit Better '

f*ck Twitter, f*ck Facebook, f*ck Social Networking sites. LEAVE THE PC and go outside, preferebly a bar where REAL social activities take place in live 3d

Bradders did it. Can't bePhil because he would have used that metal thingy ma bobJack because he would have used the thing he slid into his personJenine because she would have stabbed himRonnie because she was too lateBradders was closest to the pub and after punching Archie and Archie still chatting sh*t he went back in there full of reinforced rage and proceeded to launch that statue

I'd be like to that guy

Baby Father troublesand sh*t....That man's name is branded on that p*ssy.I'm tryin to make my own kids..I aint gonna be stuck raisin another mans KID

OR Just monitor her menstrual cycle and have sex when she's definitely not going to conceive. Women can only conceive at a certain time of the month, and thats usually a few days. Tried it for a year but we got fed up of always calculating...took out the spontaneity

How far with the birth control quest? It aint hygenic because she has to have it stuck on her for a week or 5 days straight and some Doctors say refrain from washing the area where the patch is. Plus it aint so attractive having different tones of skin

I didnt even respond, just looked at the guy with a plain face, shook my head and kept it moving. She just gave him one of the coldest looks ive seen on her.

This is the honest truth, happened just before Xmas, Me and my Wife where last minute shopping. I went to the cashpoint, she stood a couple paces away from me, some Somalian looking guy speaks to her in Arabic and she responds in English......dude says "Wait with me and I'll show you how many 0's I have in my account"Some guys.....

So far everybody I've met likes me and is kosher with me. But ofcourse there's people who pretend to like you but really either envy you or just don't understand your persona. f*ck them, they can kick rocks

The internet today is mainly there to secure womens insecurities and recruit silly men to stroke these womens egos by complimenting stupid pictures that are most probably photoshoped or taken at 'her best angle'.f*ck*ng Carrots

WTF. Where is that from