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when i was YOUNG, like 5 or suttin, in infants school i put the plugs in the sinks an left the taps on,dont remember it, but teachers went mad, cuz no1 knew untill it was 2 late2 many others 2 mention, cant think atm

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must off been bout 10 years now but one i member was on holiday in tenerife and was standin on the back pegs of my boys bmx while he was drivin and was goin down the hill towards his yard and i thought u no wat il be smart and try prang out my mate wen he stops and clocks im not on the backso i jumped off while the bike was still movin but like a top d*ckhead i didnt clock that cos of the angle of the hill and the speed of the bike that i wud fall forward!!!!so we all no wat happens i fall forward onto the back wheel of the bike but was lucky it was my chest and not head that hit the wheelneedless to say i was cryin like a true bitch for a good 20 min come to think of it aint stood on the back of a bike since.........hmm

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tried to cycle a three wheeler tonka toy thingy up some stairs, only to tumble back downtried to walk up a metal slide in a rec, on a wet daywalked across the length of kingston bridge on the barrier bit, walked straight into a lamp post, smacked my head and still didn't fall offstole my mums car and drink drove it into someone elses

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my brother was teasing me when i was about 7, calling me pure names as i was confused about where i came from, having heard pure stories about being irish and welsh and sh*tso i went to head butt him in the stomach, obviously he saw me comin cos i was properly preparing to run into him like a bull and then he moved out the wayand i smashed into the work surface, split my eyebrow open, had the scar there for life and i only jus missed takin my eye out on the corner

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must off been bout 10 years now but one i member was on holiday in tenerife and was standin on the back pegs of my boys bmx while he was drivin and was goin down the hill towards his yard and i thought u no wat il be smart and try prang out my mate wen he stops and clocks im not on the backso i jumped off while the bike was still movin but like a top d*ckhead i didnt clock that cos of the angle of the hill and the speed of the bike that i wud fall forward!!!!so we all no wat happens i fall forward onto the back wheel of the bike but was lucky it was my chest and not head that hit the wheelneedless to say i was cryin like a true bitch for a good 20 min come to think of it aint stood on the back of a bike since.........hmm
I was on my boys stunt pegs and he took the corner at the bottom of a hill WAY too fast.We were leaning like a superbike and I saw that we were still gonn hit this 10ft brick wall so i jumped off. Cut up my shoulder, i still got the scar.Anyways, me jumping kinda propelled my bredrin into the wall i was tryna to escape from and he brok his leg. LOL We argued for time, he was conviced he was gonna make it. Oh well.
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i think the most stupid thing ive done is go out driving without a license , get caught out by a relative , then ive gone out a few weeks later and done the exact same thing and got caught again but by someone different this time :-(

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