Idiot.

[NiNES.]

Brian doesn't believe women pooDay 31, 00:46 BSTBy Miriam Zendle, Music Reporter Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references that younger readers are advised to avoid.Brian reiterated his belief that women do not poo like men, tonight."They asked me a question about womens' shits," he revealed to the other housemates after being asked questions in order to win some treats. "They don't do proper shits, do they? Amanda told me the other day she don't do a poo. Women do rabbit poo."The other housemates, astounded by this revelation, began to laugh. "That...it [comes] out like tiny pellets?" snickered Nicky."Brian, it's the same," sighed Laura, wondering: "How can he be so dumb?"However, Brian was not to be deterred. "Women don't do full-on turds," he insisted. "I don't think women go for a proper poo.""We're all the same inside," Tracey told him. "Next time I go for a proper poo I'll show you...we do proper logs!"Moving onto the topic of farting, Brian added that he didn't believe women did "proper farts...I never hear the twins fart, or Chanelle fart.""Women are just more discreet about it," noted Sam, backed up by Carole, who said that when the twins did fart, they would "go into the toilet and giggle".A bemused Jonathan concluded the fecal talk by exclaiming: "Do you know, what I love about this show is the highbrow conversation...It's like the Culture Show isn't it? Sadly, I feel more at home here than on the Culture Show."

[Guest Durrty Boi]

this guy has to be a mole of some sort

[Mr Q]

too stupid to be true. worse then jade.if he isnt an actor. oh loooorrrddd.

[Medic]

LMAO what a speng

[Accra]

I thought it was possible up until last night's ep (which I watch on E4 today)... Combine the bollocks he said about women not pooing, with the way he articulated his anger at Charley and Billi. Nah man. He's faking it like MC Justice.

[Natalie]

He's an actor in my eyesAbout he dont believe girls poo bullshitHes fallen 2 a next level.

[Demos]

no ones that stupid