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I have a fren who turned all his girls into dogs...If he had before and after pictures you might actually cry.....It is a waste of female....his baby mother was BUFF BUFF BUFF!! - He got her pregnant, she got spots, he f*cked up her figure now she's fat and a bit gross...My girls all tend to lose weight and change their dress sense when they get with me....

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Note to all girls: I HAVE THE OPPOSITE EFFECTS TO THOSE MENTIONED ABOVE ME IN THIS THREAD.Give it 2/3 mashes and i'll have you looking like Meagan Good!PM me if your interested biggrin.gif(however i CANNOT work miracles... so chocz etc. dont bother)

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They get too comfortable that's why.I put on loads of weight after I got married, mainly because of pregnancy but I lost most of it, I still think I have chubby cheeks though. I don't care if I don't shave my legs every day, I don't care if he sees my scruffy hair in the mornings or round my house, nor do I give a sh*t about my weight. After all, he's seen me at my worst with my legs wide open and screaming giving birth, I don't think some stubble on my legs will change the way he sees me after that!

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Note to all girls: I HAVE THE OPPOSITE EFFECTS TO THOSE MENTIONED ABOVE ME IN THIS THREAD.Give it 2/3 mashes and i'll have you looking like Meagan Good!PM me if your interested biggrin.gif (however i CANNOT work miracles... so chocz etc. dont bother)
LOOOOOOOOLYou lot are mean.
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i will take every precaution to make sure my wifey doesnt get too comfortable
*Gives TB the secret wifebeaters handshake*
MINES A STELLA, WHATS YOU DRINKIN FAM?
Famous GrouseCos when I boops her forehead the bottle dont smash
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Look what ashman did to ceasey... it happens with most marriages.... cos when you married you aint looking to pull no more... so its ok to look like sh*t

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No seriously... Someone post that pic from her old pace pic where she looks like a stick instect in Nike Cortez.However shes ok now.(disclaimer: id never go near her pumpum. Scary to think what she does with it in her spare time)

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I pull the flaps as fat as they can go... biggrin.gifI even tie them in knots, so talented. I bet you don't know anyone who can do THAT?

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Unless he was force feeding her, he didnt change her. She just got comfortable & prolly stopped watching what she ate, it happens, espec if he doesnt say anything.My man is quick to remind me not to get too comfy & fall off, which I am too vain to do but i can see how it happens.

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Note to all girls: I HAVE THE OPPOSITE EFFECTS TO THOSE MENTIONED ABOVE ME IN THIS THREAD.Give it 2/3 mashes and i'll have you looking like Meagan Good!PM me if your interested biggrin.gif(however i CANNOT work miracles... so chocz etc. dont bother)
smashed itthis post was sponsored by face off incorporated and justice league unlimited in association with swagger levels
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