What's the lamest excuse you've heard...

[Roots]

Of someone being chucked out of their parents yard...Because I think my one is going to be that I keep leaving a mess in the bathroom.

[revs]

hold tite the loving familythis is why some parents get put into homes and wonder why their kids don't visit until 10mins before death

[darkenson]

Of someone being chucked out of their parents yard...Because I think my one is going to be that I keep leaving a mess in the bathroom.

Cos i couldnt fix the washing machine, like say im whirlpools engineer. Foolishness

[Paul]

Never heard of one, EVER. Not sure I get the topic if im honest.

[Yardie 2.0]

i bre tol me dat bare niggaz want him dead, so hes on da run... i believd him up till da point i wen i spoke 2 his sister and she told me his mum kicked him out cos she wants to rent out his room, lol pissed

[Paul]

i bre tol me dat bare niggaz want him dead, so hes on da run... i believd him up till da point i wen i spoke 2 his sister and she told me his mum kicked him out cos she wants to rent out his room, lol pissed

LMAOThat shits funny

[Chocz]

hold tite the loving familythis is why some parents get put into homes and wonder why their kids don't visit until 10mins before death

Even wen i moved out i had my mum n dad callin me tellin me 2 cum bk home.

[Guest Seriouss]

I havent heard any but I will make one up...."They said I had a certain look about me which annoyed them"

[Carpe_Deum]

i bre tol me dat bare niggaz want him dead, so hes on da run... i believd him up till da point i wen i spoke 2 his sister and she told me his mum kicked him out cos she wants to rent out his room, lol pissed

he needs to join us on vip, ive got a cape for him

[Guppio]

My mom wld never kick me out & Ive been a rigth cvnt in the passed. I dont think I lwd kick myy kids out either, unless they were skag heads who kept choring from me.

[DINKY]

For people I dont want knowing my buisness I just tell them I am getting old and need my own spacedont like when people bring it up coz it pisses me off

[KnuckleDuster]

I know that ever since I could remember my dad kept saying..."You're all going to be out on your ear at 16." Then he changed it to 17, then 18...I grew sick of this saying and moved out at 17, amongst other things I just grew sick of him who kept saying that STUPID "out on your ear" phrase.I moved back home at 18, after living at various address' including my mums. Then guess what? He started to say..."Right, when you're 19 you're going to be on your ear..." Then when I was 19..."When you're 20, you're going to be out on your ear."Then he told me the same thing when I reached 20, this time saying..."RIGHT, When you're 21 you're going to be on your ear."Eventually I had a giant argument and moved in with Ashman.

[Benicio del Toney]

hold tite the loving familythis is why some parents get put into homes and wonder why their kids don't visit until 10mins before death

lmaoTruss.

[Accra]

My bredrin's parents are top d*ckheads. They're clearly not happy with their lives so they'll argue with anyone available. He's a bit of a f*ck up so he's usually the one they argue with. He's fought with his dad so many times it's ridiculous.The best one was when his dad suspected his mum was having an affair and he told my friend. Then my friend disagreed, they ended up arguing about it and he got chucked out. He called his mum and let her know the reason, she didn't try to help him out or anything.

[Tinkz]

My bredrin's parents are top d*ckheads. They're clearly not happy with their lives so they'll argue with anyone available. He's a bit of a f*ck up so he's usually the one they argue with. He's fought with his dad so many times it's ridiculous.The best one was when his dad suspected his mum was having an affair and he told my friend. Then my friend disagreed, they ended up arguing about it and he got chucked out. He called his mum and let her know the reason, she didn't try to help him out or anything.

Thats a piss take lol..My parents would never kick me out, my mum still asks me to move back with her.

[zlastboss]

hold tite the loving familythis is why some parents get put into homes and wonder why their kids don't visit until 10mins before death

lmaoTruss.

tottally agreemy pops would never kick me outsame way when he gets old hes livin wih eitherme or 1 of my brothers

[Accra]

My mum would never kick me out. She loves me. Unless I become dangerous and a threat to her, she wouldn't. I can't believe some parents would. It must suck to be expendable in your family. Come like Tyler Fog.Disclaimer: The last bit was a Traveler reference. Few people will get it.

[Guest Removal Man]

my mate turned up at my door in his pyjamas once claiming his strict nigerian father had expelled him from the family home for borrowing a pair of socks without askingguy had travelled all the way from Streatham to Kingston in his PJs, fukkin joker

[Guest G-dub]

burning the house down n killing some of ur fam!n gettin kicked out,thats well harsh!

[Supernova]

Cos the child couldnt find a job

[RaRe 1.]

my mate turned up at my door in his pyjamas once claiming his strict nigerian father had expelled him from the family home for borrowing a pair of socks without askingguy had travelled all the way from Streatham to Kingston in his PJs, fukkin joker

y do u have pals dat were pyjamas?? r u 7 or summit

[JLovely]

A girl i know got kicked out 2 weeks ago, cos her mum said shes too lazy.

[Roots]

It's dumb how some parents go on.

[Ego]

hold tite the loving familythis is why some parents get put into homes and wonder why their kids don't visit until 10mins before death

get me fami even had the biggest arguement wiht my mum and my mums husbandwhich involved threats on my life and hisleft yard for 4 days mum was speaking through my aunty for me to come home on thesecond day

[Jodie]

Never heard of one, EVER. Not sure I get the topic if im honest.