what are the chances of me having an

[i_Break_Ankles]

nah ur coolSTDs cant be passed through sex

LMFAO

[Guest roskie_07]

whilst i went away i had unprotected sex with a girl who told me she has had over 90 sexual partners. i've booked myself into a clinic and due to go in monday.

oh and i also lips a 45 year old in a club, new personal record.i'm grimey.

U fuking plonker.She told you take she had over 90 sexual partners and you didn't use a jonny.Ratings mate- you are grimeyDirty c*ntLeslie Nielsen has the dreaded STD's and you probably have c*ck breath to lipsing a 45 year old]You Wasteman (no major sendage doe)

[Lardin]

LMFAOquality!

[Guest roskie_07]

LMFAOquality!

Mark Fowler>>>>>HIV/AIDSBOYTING-BUT TRUE

[Guest haze-e]

Wait... Ive never been clinic but they put the cotton bud in the sh*t.... Never that!!!Im staying wrapped up till marriage boy

[Guest roskie_07]

ratings to people that put their cocks before their brainsI.E Leslie Nielsen

[Dipset]

LMAOMAOGood luck finding out what you caught .. or havent caught.

[JLovely]

LMAO Stupid boy.

[Guest Seriouss]

LMFAOThis is NOT the method I would reccommend to get over someone.Its like playing russian roulette with your willy. Don't do it!!I do find the snogging the 45yr old amusing though.

[bank]

sex without dom > sex with dom.

I agreeBUTpissing razorblades >>>>>> toothache >>>>> getting shot

[Leslie Nielsen]

my john thomas is fine so far, no pain etc.

[Guest Seriouss]

When is your test?

[Doug]

YOU GOT BURNT BY A BITCH WITH 2 KIDS

[Guest roskie_07]

When is your test?

I bet he aint gone clinic yet.....

[Accra]

Don't they do walk ins in your bits? Mine was a straight walk in and wait ting.I dunno when I'll build up the courage to go again though. Last time was the first time, I didn't know what to expect.Now I'm SHOOOOOOK!I remember before I went a couple of my bredrins were joking and one said to the other (that has had the clap) what if the tester is buff and I get a hard on when she's doing it. My friend gave him plainface and replied "you won't". Now I know why.

[FACE OFF BEYOND]

well you defo got SOMETHING just hope its one of the milder things that can maybe be cured there is no sense in slewing you you must KNOW now we will see how much of a man you areWILL YOU TELL ANY GIRL YOU f*ck FROM THIS POINT THAT YOU HAD OR HAVE SOMETHINGbefore having any sex with them

[Leslie Nielsen]

face off i havn't DEFFO got anything, mystic meg.and the reason i said you lost at life is because of your age and the way you act.it was ment to be this monday but i don't know if i am man enough to go.

[Em Dott]

LMAOYou are slipping differently fam. Really and truly, you deserve to catch something for being so dumb.Oh, and clinic is some scary sh*t. Even if you think you are clean as a whistle, you will start to think otherwise and contemplate the possibility of having something.And yes, it is uncomfortale when they take the swob.*shivers*

[Leslie Nielsen]

oh well i was the drunk the first time cause i had met her in a club then went to hers with her.but i admit there is no excuse the other two times over the next 2 days.but the head....

[FACE OFF BEYOND]

face off i havn't DEFFO got anything, mystic meg.and the reason i said you lost at life is because of your age and the way you act.it was ment to be this monday but i don't know if i am man enough to go.

bruv it would be pointless me sending for you right now to react to your jibber jabber cos i know ya heart is beating every time you see an NHS sign so as far as im concerned ya life is already a messi can show you my results and wave them like a flag id scan it and put it here if i had a scanner so until you get the all clear DONT SENDandLAY THE f*ck LOW

[FACE OFF BEYOND]

LMAOYou are slipping differently fam. Really and truly, you deserve to catch something for being so dumb.Oh, and clinic is some scary sh*t. Even if you think you are clean as a whistle, you will start to think otherwise and contemplate the possibility of having something.And yes, it is uncomfortale when they take the swob.*shivers*

INDEEDand to add to that he could show as negative when he goes but whatever he CAUGHT may not show til laterTHATSWHYYOUSHOULDGOCLINICREGULARLYi go ever 3 to 6 monthsSTRAIGHTNOW can leslierhear nelson cringeworthy tell me a tingI THINK NOT MY ITCHY BOLLOCKED FRIEND

[Leslie Nielsen]

lmao. your a grown man and go on like a kid. need i say more?

[Necro]

I hope you've learnt a lesson.They will stick a swap right in your Jap. Just hope you don't end up with any of this sh*t.If you've caught Syphillis, chances are you will end up like this:It spreads to every part of your body eating your skin away and disfiguring you, furthermore you will STINK of rotting flesh and your penis could possibly drop off. The sad thing is this disease is becoming more and more "disguised" for a while, to continue its spreading.Or you could get gonoreah and if you don't catch that in time you could end up with epididymitis which develops in your nuts and will leave you infertile.Or HIV, not even the woman your talking about would want you. Or you might get the less harsh end of the deal and end up with:Triplets. Plus those two next mans seeds to deal with, you aint Tipper.I will keep you in my thoughts.<Ceazy>

[Treacle]

Urrgh at you barebacking a girl you don't even know. And double urrgh at the joonge for letting off the first day she met you and then giving you head in quick succession after that. Pissed for her kids.Some girls.

[GULLY GOONIE]

RATHER U THAN ME BOSSMAN I DONT MASH ANY GYAL BAREBACK LOW MASHING A JUNGE WITH TWO KIDS TOO YOU MIGHT BE A BABYFATHER LOLOLOLOOLOLOLLLLLLL