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Friday the 13th is some f*cked up day i swear.Today took me over 3 hours to sort everything out and send my passport off what was only like a 20minute job any other day.f*cked my gyal 3 times today all 3 times im ready to buss ive been interrupted by some c*nt!

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Friday the 13th is some f*cked up day i swear.Today took me over 3 hours to sort everything out and send my passport off what was only like a 20minute job any other day.f*cked my gyal 3 times today all 3 times im ready to buss ive been interrupted by some c*nt!
Having sex 3 times a day?You just met her?
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Friday the 13th is some f*cked up day i swear.Today took me over 3 hours to sort everything out and send my passport off what was only like a 20minute job any other day.f*cked my gyal 3 times today all 3 times im ready to buss ive been interrupted by some c*nt!
Having sex 3 times a day?You just met her?
longtime wifey blud
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Friday the 13th is some f*cked up day i swear.Today took me over 3 hours to sort everything out and send my passport off what was only like a 20minute job any other day.f*cked my gyal 3 times today all 3 times im ready to buss ive been interrupted by some c*nt!
Having sex 3 times a day?You just met her?
longtime wifey blud
And you have sex 3 times a day?something aint right here.
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Friday the 13th is some f*cked up day i swear.Today took me over 3 hours to sort everything out and send my passport off what was only like a 20minute job any other day.f*cked my gyal 3 times today all 3 times im ready to buss ive been interrupted by some c*nt!
Having sex 3 times a day?You just met her?
longtime wifey blud
And you have sex 3 times a day?something aint right here.
Bait u only get some once a week & u 2 aint even been 2geda 2 yrs hv u?
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Friday the 13th is some f*cked up day i swear.Today took me over 3 hours to sort everything out and send my passport off what was only like a 20minute job any other day.f*cked my gyal 3 times today all 3 times im ready to buss ive been interrupted by some c*nt!
Having sex 3 times a day?You just met her?
longtime wifey blud
And you have sex 3 times a day?something aint right here.
Bait u only get some once a week & u 2 aint even been 2geda 2 yrs hv u?
i hit the p*ssy 3-4 times a week, ye its been well over 2 yrs but we broke up for 2 mths
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Friday the 13th is some f*cked up day i swear.Today took me over 3 hours to sort everything out and send my passport off what was only like a 20minute job any other day.f*cked my gyal 3 times today all 3 times im ready to buss ive been interrupted by some c*nt!
Having sex 3 times a day?You just met her?
longtime wifey blud
And you have sex 3 times a day?something aint right here.
Bait u only get some once a week & u 2 aint even been 2geda 2 yrs hv u?
i hit the p*ssy 3-4 times a week, ye its been well over 2 yrs but we broke up for 2 mths
Not u silly, I was talking to Ash/CZ. From the shock of u doing it 3 times in 1 day, shows they dont do it much.
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Friday the 13th is some f*cked up day i swear.Today took me over 3 hours to sort everything out and send my passport off what was only like a 20minute job any other day.f*cked my gyal 3 times today all 3 times im ready to buss ive been interrupted by some c*nt!
Having sex 3 times a day?You just met her?
longtime wifey blud
And you have sex 3 times a day?something aint right here.
Bait u only get some once a week & u 2 aint even been 2geda 2 yrs hv u?
i hit the p*ssy 3-4 times a week, ye its been well over 2 yrs but we broke up for 2 mths
When you come back from breakups you can tell if she wasnt f*ckin anyone else cos the comeback sex is SICKKKK
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Guppie - Oh my bad lmaoCk - Nah she aint f*cked no1 else the girl was a wreck after we broke up LOLI dont usually hit it 3 times.1st time - ready to buss got interrupted2nd time - interrupted again3rd time - someone from next door was banging the wall and my girls like '' oh thats put me off now ''

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Banging on the door coz she was makin too much noise?I remember once me & my man were at it like savages, one of those drunk ones u know. It was like 5am & around 8 am the police came & it just so happened we were at it again. So they were like, ahh this is what the noise was, someone had called about possible domestic violence from ur apt. I still had to pop my head round the door so they cld c I was alright.But what got me was, they came 3 hrs later, say i was being raped/killed ummmmm too late piggy wiggy.

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Banging on the door coz she was makin too much noise?I remember once me & my man were at it like savages, one of those drunk ones u know. It was like 5am & around 8 am the police came & it just so happened we were at it again. So they were like, ahh this is what the noise was, someone had called about possible domestic violence from ur apt. I still had to pop my head round the door so they cld c I was alright.But what got me was, they came 3 hrs later, say i was being raped/killed ummmmm too late piggy wiggy.
yeah she was being loud as f*ck! im like keep ya noise down! next thing BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG we both had a little laugh n sh*t and i carried on hitting it and shes like ''stop stop its horrible to think people are listening'' i could of carried on but it would of been border line of r*pe. So i just sat there vex as f*ck!SHAME!!! u must of been goin ALLL OUT!!
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Banging on the door coz she was makin too much noise?I remember once me & my man were at it like savages, one of those drunk ones u know. It was like 5am & around 8 am the police came & it just so happened we were at it again. So they were like, ahh this is what the noise was, someone had called about possible domestic violence from ur apt. I still had to pop my head round the door so they cld c I was alright.But what got me was, they came 3 hrs later, say i was being raped/killed ummmmm too late piggy wiggy.
Feds are f*cked up all over the place !!!!
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Banging on the door coz she was makin too much noise?I remember once me & my man were at it like savages, one of those drunk ones u know. It was like 5am & around 8 am the police came & it just so happened we were at it again. So they were like, ahh this is what the noise was, someone had called about possible domestic violence from ur apt. I still had to pop my head round the door so they cld c I was alright.But what got me was, they came 3 hrs later, say i was being raped/killed ummmmm too late piggy wiggy.
yeah she was being loud as f*ck! im like keep ya noise down! next thing BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG we both had a little laugh n sh*t and i carried on hitting it and shes like ''stop stop its horrible to think people are listening'' i could of carried on but it would of been border line of r*pe. So i just sat there vex as f*ck!SHAME!!! u must of been goin ALLL OUT!!
LMAO. Reminds me of Peep Show. "It's not like I'm gonna r*pe him. I COULD r*pe him"
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