What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves ?

[K Rasta]

Whats the difference between a baby an a football?A football dont scream when you kick it.Why are monkeys so small?Because jungle is massive zooop zooop

[Guest Radio Raheem...]

Why are monkeys so small?Because jungle is massive zooop zooop

[Apache]

That tickled me too.It's the 'zoop zoop' that does it

[Scorpzz]

wow

[Guest haze-e]

Why are monkeys so small?Because jungle is massive zooop zooop

Lool.I even did the beat in my head.Waste.

[Simply D]

Ok these jokes are kinda wrong, but i remember them from my younger daysWhats Red n sits in the corner?A baby Playin with a razorWhats blue n sits in the corner?A baby with a plastic bag over its head(classic) What can you say to a woman with two black eyes??Nuffing that she hasnt heard twice alreadyArrrgghh my memory is failing me.... *runs off to think*

[Numero001]

bud bud ding ding A derogatory term refering to newly immigrated East Indians. It should be said quickly, with a slight accent and subtle head tilting action.

One Indian guy at my workplace used to do this and shake his head when he was really saying yes, but I thought he was saying no. Used to be so damn frustrating

[K Rasta]

hehe the old ones are the best!

[Apache]

Had a car crash earlier. The guy I crashed into got out and came storming over. A right little geezer he was."I'm not happy" he said."So which one are you?" I said.Boom tish.

[RaRe UnO.]

What is Bob short for?because he has short legs.

[FACE OFF]

what do you call a man with no links or girl this winterPISSED

[Jake]

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door....Funny sense of humour my plumber has there's some raw jokes here though http://sickipedia.org/

[K Rasta]

What is Bob short for?because he has short legs.

thought face off was gonna send, haha

[cityofgod]

how do we know Head And Shoulders was Princess Diana's favourite shampoo?Because the ambulance found hers on the dashboard

[Flat Eric]

Why is 10 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Get some real humour down your gullets.

Best joke of my childhood.

[Stig]

the only thing remotely funny in this thread was the gang rape joke (that i dropped last year)

[smaddy]

Why are monkeys so small?Because jungle is massive zooop zooop

I LOVE IT

[Kurtis]

Why are monkeys so small?Because jungle is massive zooop zooop

[Ambassada]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?-nothing, you've already told her twice.Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen toe?A. A golf club.

[Ambassada]

Reuters Newsflash..................Rescuers in Pakistan have this morning confirmed that the number of dead so far is over 30,000 people and is still rising..........they will attempt to enter a third house this morning.*not mine... leaves forum*

[clark_kent]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?-nothing, you've already told her twice.Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen toe?A. A golf club.

loooool YEEES!

[O.Man]

elephant sez to the camelwhy do you have two tits on yer backcamel sez to elephantthats rich coming from a fat bastard with a c*ck on his face ______elton john goes to a tattoo palor, he asked the guy to tatoo a bently on his d*ckguy turns around and sez to him 'you're better off with a land rover, won't get stuck in the sh*t'______why is british weather like a muslim?its either sunni or sh'iat

[O.Man]

how do you know you girlfriend is to young for you?u have to make aeroplane noises to get your c*ck in her mouth

[Ambassada]

nahhh thats f*cked up *chuckles*

[O.Man]

Why are monkeys so small?Because jungle is massive zooop zooop

lmfao