Dem Ones Were You Just Make Up An Excuse And Leave ASAP

[Avon Barksdale]

How can i be at one gals drum and go to her toilet to take a piss,lift up the seat and see a floater... Had to pretend i didnt see it and just told her suttin else come up had leave straight...Was to embarassed to even bring her out..Grim

[Guest David Braund]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Doug]

the shits disgusting

[Guest Flat Eric]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

lmfao

[Lenny]

ASGHDAHSJKDSHDFDGFRYRDGTGRTHYRHEGEEDFGHLMAOMight not have been hers though...unless she lives on her ones then boy.

[Gunner]

Linked one ting of the net and i forgot 2 recheck what she had looked like as i couldn't be bothered 2 find her pic.Went to her yard in Croydon/S. Norwood saw her and i was pissed. Stayed for a while, but tried my hardest 2 keep the convo as far away as possible for anything sexual.When i told her i had 2 leave as i had 2 let my uncle in the house Girl tried 2 put it on me. Ducked quicktime soon after. Was all txting my cuddy on a sly 2 ring me about emergency. Dunno why in retrospect i was acting p*ssy. Funny when i think back 2 it.

[DJSPARK]

dats some differnt sh*t (no pun intended)

[markthespot]

lol dem ones where u txt ur boy 2 ring u n say sutins happend

[shower]

LOL MAN SAW A FLOATER LOL BET IT WAS ONE DEM LOGGERS LEAP LOL

[shower]

lol i aint gonna lie i go some chicks house and see some mad stains in the toliet i fink rah is dis ow u livin

[Ella]

LMAO

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

Pissed.Other day I was at Realz moms yard n man went to get some soap to clean her hands cuz she had mad dirt in her nails n I didnt want her touching my balls with those unkept claws, I went in the toilet and saw thisTrue story.

[Da Luv Doc]

Pissed.Other day I was at Realz moms yard n man went to get some soap to clean her hands cuz she had mad dirt in her nails n I didnt want her touching my balls with those unkept claws, I went in the toilet and saw thisTrue story.

You seriously have issues.You should have this in your sig

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

You arent worthy of a reply other than this one.

[revs]

happened at work beforewe had unisex toilet in the old office. I see one skinny admin girl walk out and i walk in. I lift up the seat and there was a full on captain's log in the bowl. Before the disgust i was just more confused about the size of that thing coming out of her tiny frame.

[Da Luv Doc]

You arent worthy of a reply other than this one.

It's ok you loser, you show too much aggression, so I have been sent here to destroy you jabrony

[SHOCK]

I WUD OF SAID BABES YOU GOT SOME sh*t IN YOUR TOILET.

[Guest C.R.E.A.M.]

I would have just told her

[Guest28]

alllow chick who does a sh*t u could be Lauren London im still gonna get put off

[Maxxx]

LOLSHOULDA TOLD HER TO COME ON AND ASK HER WTF IS THIS sh*t?

[THUNDER CLAP]

I don't see the problem, it could have been her mums turd.

[Avon Barksdale]

FMLWas at ma bois yard couple weeks ago went to take a pissAnd see a sh*t stainActually made me feel sickIs it that hurt to brush it off FFSYeah ok your a gal you have equailty and it is not a myth you do sh*t Couldnt even bring it up to him because the last person who went into the bathroom was his sisterJust carried on banging out Fight Night and den kept it movingWouldnt be surprised if it was blamed on me tbh4th time i have had a sh*t related incident in my lifeMust be a message there or suttin

[Fresh]

LMFAO this guys making my thursday

[Captain Planet]

Friday...

[Fresh]

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