Is Roonster good enough to carry manure in Chris Ron's absence?

[Seth Rollins]

Football needs to be more like wrestling.They need to have the teams being read out at Old Trafford one night and suddenly the glass breaks and Ronaldo comes out 4 weeks earlier than expected.

Or Ronaldo steps up to take a Penalty against Liverpool, rips off his shirt and reveals a Liverpool one mouthing the words 'suck it' before thrusting his hands into his groin, then skying the penalty.