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Was a few years back in school. Me and a few mates were playing footie, im sure everyone knows the small white cocky kid of their area. Anyways, he was on the ball, I came and tackled him. He went on the 'over-aggressive getting the ball back' flex, I was shielding the ball and he kept on digging at my heels. He wasnt getting the ball so he took a step back a booted my ankle, lol c*nt. I turned around and picked the ball up and smashed it in his face. Classic times hehe
lol at this being ur version of a physical altercation
Well topic said last. Oh and is nino a bot? must be with the f*ck*ng bullshit he comes out with. sekkle fat c*nt.
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Was a few years back in school. Me and a few mates were playing footie, im sure everyone knows the small white cocky kid of their area. Anyways, he was on the ball, I came and tackled him. He went on the 'over-aggressive getting the ball back' flex, I was shielding the ball and he kept on digging at my heels. He wasnt getting the ball so he took a step back a booted my ankle, lol c*nt. I turned around and picked the ball up and smashed it in his face. Classic times hehe
I would of stabbed you both if i wos there...
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Was a few years back in school. Me and a few mates were playing footie, im sure everyone knows the small white cocky kid of their area. Anyways, he was on the ball, I came and tackled him. He went on the 'over-aggressive getting the ball back' flex, I was shielding the ball and he kept on digging at my heels. He wasnt getting the ball so he took a step back a booted my ankle, lol c*nt. I turned around and picked the ball up and smashed it in his face. Classic times hehe
I would of stabbed you both if i wos there...
Says the internet personality.
i wudnt even cut you actually. just deck you in your eyes. oldskool style.
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Had a fight with my mate. He went in my bedroom when I werent in and raided it. I came in the yard and I caught him in the act, and he didnt even realise I came in the room. I clocked it was him and I felt dishonoured, I didnt even want to talk so I grabbed his jacket and swang at his face. Got him against the wall and was punchin him. I tried to get him in a headlock but It backfired somehow and he swung me on the ground. He got couple punches in and I managed to get him under me (nh) in a headlock and was smashin his head against the floor and sh*t, then he started biting and scratchin me. Mum came in and broke it up but I swung a punch at him and it started again.my mum obstructed me, knowing I will never swing at her or push her. Proper got in my way and let him leave the house and she was obstructing me so I just jumped out of my bedroom window to look for him and finish him off. When I calmed down, I sat at the bustop, and caught the bus to newham general to get my broken ankle looked at.

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hows man gonna seriously say he threw a ball in someones face when the topic is about fights. the f*ck is this
Its ok go hustle some more, make yourself feel better.
wot does this mean..why is this all u neeks ever go and say like its some cuss
It means shut the f*ck up rent a cop.
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I don't fight often. I'm a good girl.But a month or two ago my husband called the police over, we had an argument so I spat at him, then he grabbed me by my neck and drew blood, I didn't like it so I got my hot GHDs and clamped them on his arm, you could smell the sizzling skin. The police came but couldn't do much, I had a copper with an O grade in sarcasm.I think a time before that, infact a good year and a half before we parked up on a main high road, I got out of the car and ran into the shops to buy something and when I came out I found myself in the middle of some guys chucking stones at eachother and one hit me, they were a bit young about 16 to 19 but walked up to them and asked who threw the stone and they were laughing so I asked again. Ring leader in his stupid puffer waistcoat and new era said it weren't him but to suck his d*ck so I spat in his face, he could suck that and phlegm was all rolling down his forehead and lips. He started to come after me but I'm too skinny and fast so he put his belt round his knuckles but my husband (who I asume didn't know was with me) came out the car and started hurling them against his car and into the middle of the road one after the other then we got in and drove off. The guy was just calling out "Watch. Watch" with all tears and bogey coming out of his facial crevaces and his new era was rolling down the road with cars going over it. Whilst it was going on I was just standing there cracking up, literally laughing my arse off. We did feel really dread after and I really couldn't sleep because the guy who thought he was hard was reduced to snot and bogeys and I really felt sorry for him and wanted to give him a cuddle and say sorry.

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Had a fight with my mate. He went in my bedroom when I werent in and raided it. I came in the yard and I caught him in the act, and he didnt even realise I came in the room. I clocked it was him and I felt dishonoured, I didnt even want to talk so I grabbed his jacket and swang at his face. Got him against the wall and was punchin him. I tried to get him in a headlock but It backfired somehow and he swung me on the ground. He got couple punches in and I managed to get him under me (nh) in a headlock and was smashin his head against the floor and sh*t, then he started biting and scratchin me. Mum came in and broke it up but I swung a punch at him and it started again.my mum obstructed me, knowing I will never swing at her or push her. Proper got in my way and let him leave the house and she was obstructing me so I just jumped out of my bedroom window to look for him and finish him off. When I calmed down, I sat at the bustop, and caught the bus to newham general to get my broken ankle looked at.
:lol: :lol: wait did he brake your ankle??
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I don't fight often. I'm a good girl.But a month or two ago my husband called the police over, we had an argument so I spat at him, then he grabbed me by my neck and drew blood, I didn't like it so I got my hot GHDs and clamped them on his arm, you could smell the sizzling skin. The police came but couldn't do much, I had a copper with an O grade in sarcasm.I think a time before that, infact a good year and a half before we parked up on a main high road, I got out of the car and ran into the shops to buy something and when I came out I found myself in the middle of some guys chucking stones at eachother and one hit me, they were a bit young about 16 to 19 but walked up to them and asked who threw the stone and they were laughing so I asked again. Ring leader in his stupid puffer waistcoat and new era said it weren't him but to suck his d*ck so I spat in his face, he could suck that and phlegm was all rolling down his forehead and lips. He started to come after me but I'm too skinny and fast so he put his belt round his knuckles but my husband (who I asume didn't know was with me) came out the car and started hurling them against his car and into the middle of the road one after the other then we got in and drove off. The guy was just calling out "Watch. Watch" with all tears and bogey coming out of his facial crevaces and his new era was rolling down the road with cars going over it. Whilst it was going on I was just standing there cracking up, literally laughing my arse off. We did feel really dread after and I really couldn't sleep because the guy who thought he was hard was reduced to snot and bogeys and I really felt sorry for him and wanted to give him a cuddle and say sorry.
o rly :lol:
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Had a fight with my mate. He went in my bedroom when I werent in and raided it. I came in the yard and I caught him in the act, and he didnt even realise I came in the room. I clocked it was him and I felt dishonoured, I didnt even want to talk so I grabbed his jacket and swang at his face. Got him against the wall and was punchin him. I tried to get him in a headlock but It backfired somehow and he swung me on the ground. He got couple punches in and I managed to get him under me (nh) in a headlock and was smashin his head against the floor and sh*t, then he started biting and scratchin me. Mum came in and broke it up but I swung a punch at him and it started again.my mum obstructed me, knowing I will never swing at her or push her. Proper got in my way and let him leave the house and she was obstructing me so I just jumped out of my bedroom window to look for him and finish him off. When I calmed down, I sat at the bustop, and caught the bus to newham general to get my broken ankle looked at.
:lol::lol: wait did he brake your ankle??
lool nah, I jumped out the window on a hype, The stupidest thing Ive done in my life TBH.
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I don't fight often. I'm a good girl.But a month or two ago my husband called the police over, we had an argument so I spat at him, then he grabbed me by my neck and drew blood, I didn't like it so I got my hot GHDs and clamped them on his arm, you could smell the sizzling skin. The police came but couldn't do much, I had a copper with an O grade in sarcasm.I think a time before that, infact a good year and a half before we parked up on a main high road, I got out of the car and ran into the shops to buy something and when I came out I found myself in the middle of some guys chucking stones at eachother and one hit me, they were a bit young about 16 to 19 but walked up to them and asked who threw the stone and they were laughing so I asked again. Ring leader in his stupid puffer waistcoat and new era said it weren't him but to suck his d*ck so I spat in his face, he could suck that and phlegm was all rolling down his forehead and lips. He started to come after me but I'm too skinny and fast so he put his belt round his knuckles but my husband (who I asume didn't know was with me) came out the car and started hurling them against his car and into the middle of the road one after the other then we got in and drove off. The guy was just calling out "Watch. Watch" with all tears and bogey coming out of his facial crevaces and his new era was rolling down the road with cars going over it. Whilst it was going on I was just standing there cracking up, literally laughing my arse off. We did feel really dread after and I really couldn't sleep because the guy who thought he was hard was reduced to snot and bogeys and I really felt sorry for him and wanted to give him a cuddle and say sorry.
o rly :lol:
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hows man gonna seriously say he threw a ball in someones face when the topic is about fights. the f*ck is this
Its ok go hustle some more, make yourself feel better.
wot does this mean..why is this all u neeks ever go and say like its some cuss
It means shut the f*ck up rent a cop.
wots a rent a cop and how am i one.also lol at talkin wicked on here when ur idea of beef is throwin a ball in people's face.
TTKK :mellow: No ones talking 'wicked'. Listen up, you choose you comment on everything so its time for you to shut up for a bit and not be so quick on the add reply button. Go ban yourself or something.
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Had a fight with my mate. He went in my bedroom when I werent in and raided it. I came in the yard and I caught him in the act, and he didnt even realise I came in the room. I clocked it was him and I felt dishonoured, I didnt even want to talk so I grabbed his jacket and swang at his face. Got him against the wall and was punchin him. I tried to get him in a headlock but It backfired somehow and he swung me on the ground. He got couple punches in and I managed to get him under me (nh) in a headlock and was smashin his head against the floor and sh*t, then he started biting and scratchin me. Mum came in and broke it up but I swung a punch at him and it started again.my mum obstructed me, knowing I will never swing at her or push her. Proper got in my way and let him leave the house and she was obstructing me so I just jumped out of my bedroom window to look for him and finish him off. When I calmed down, I sat at the bustop, and caught the bus to newham general to get my broken ankle looked at.
:lol::lol: wait did he brake your ankle??
lool nah, I jumped out the window on a hype, The stupidest thing Ive done in my life TBH.
ersgerryjdtujhyywaegrdxhnfyikihujcylmkcglkgykj:rofl:
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hows man gonna seriously say he threw a ball in someones face when the topic is about fights. the f*ck is this
Its ok go hustle some more, make yourself feel better.
wot does this mean..why is this all u neeks ever go and say like its some cuss
It means shut the f*ck up rent a cop.
wots a rent a cop and how am i one.also lol at talkin wicked on here when ur idea of beef is throwin a ball in people's face.
TTKK :mellow: No ones talking 'wicked'. Listen up, you choose you comment on everything so its time for you to shut up for a bit and not be so quick on the add reply button. Go ban yourself or something.
well u obviously r talking wicked cos ur saying telling me to shut the f*ck up which u obviously wouldnt in real life. jus sayin innit. go cut ur hair or something
I get it cut everyday actually. Im moving innit. Anyways enough of this, evidently conversing with you is no more exciting than reading your jibberish. Dissapointing.
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Had a fight with my mate. He went in my bedroom when I werent in and raided it. I came in the yard and I caught him in the act, and he didnt even realise I came in the room. I clocked it was him and I felt dishonoured, I didnt even want to talk so I grabbed his jacket and swang at his face. Got him against the wall and was punchin him. I tried to get him in a headlock but It backfired somehow and he swung me on the ground. He got couple punches in and I managed to get him under me (nh) in a headlock and was smashin his head against the floor and sh*t, then he started biting and scratchin me. Mum came in and broke it up but I swung a punch at him and it started again.my mum obstructed me, knowing I will never swing at her or push her. Proper got in my way and let him leave the house and she was obstructing me so I just jumped out of my bedroom window to look for him and finish him off. When I calmed down, I sat at the bustop, and caught the bus to newham general to get my broken ankle looked at.
:lol::lol: wait did he brake your ankle??
lool nah, I jumped out the window on a hype, The stupidest thing Ive done in my life TBH.
ersgerryjdtujhyywaegrdxhnfyikihujcylmkcglkgykj:rofl:
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