Twister Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Peter Kay's Universal Truths : 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible. 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. 10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. 11) You never know where to look when eating a banana. 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. 14) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. 17) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong. 22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 24) You never ever run out of salt. 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think. 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. 29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. 30) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. 32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. 34) Bricks are horrible to carry. 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. 36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 37) despite constant warning from your parents about putting the loo lid down, you have never met a person who had a rat come up the loo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little T Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 lol! there so true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaRe UnO. Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. lol to true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-Style Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 badman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gayle Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 l20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. do that on the regs28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. lol so true, im trying 2 think now30) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. yes it bloody is31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. my best mate does this nuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 As old as the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 lol, these are all true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 i dont actually know where the f*ck my coat hangers came fromdnt remember anyone in the house buying them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I.B.Blackman Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 As old as the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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