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[Skola]

f*cked!!

lmao literally

[Captain Planet]

There was this friend of a friend that i always liked but never had a chance to link, to cut a long story short i bumped into her in the high street got her number and agreed to take her out on the saturday,i pick her up on saturday and shes looking stunning, we go to a bar the conversations flowing everything is good..at about 2.30 she asks me if i want to come back to her place, im thinking result in in there....in her house she gets out some wine and we start drinking , then she goes to her bedroom to change and comes out wearing some negligee ,fast forward five minutes and my belt buckle and fly is undone im feeling up her breasts and we are lipsing like crazy...she then says to me "do you mind if i put in a dvd?"......im thinking "rah this girl is oldskool, she wants to watch a porno"....obviously i said coolshe puts in the dvd and its some 9/11 illuminati conspiracy nonsense , so im thinking shes obviously put in the wrong dvd shes gonna get up and change it any second...the bitch then asked me "do you think George Bush planned 9/11...im thinking wtf... its 3am im sitting here with my trousers undone a massive hard-on, your tits are out of your negligee and you want to ask me about illuminati?.... at this point i was just so confused at the randomness ao i just said "what?"...then she goes into some rant about how "the white man is the devil and responsible for all the worlds wickedness" etc etc...... all the while her tits are still hanging out of her negligee.....i was just sat there thinking is this bitch serious....how can you go from hand on my d*ck to thinking about illuminati at 3 f*ck*ng am.....then she had the cheek to tell me she had the part 2 of the dvd.....I just got into my car and left....i aint called the stupid woman since...im still pissed about it

:rofl:The f*ck is this bro?

LOL, one of those see through little night dress things

In deep hindsight this guy got trolled

[MARVELL]

i lolled

[The Flyest]

There was this friend of a friend that i always liked but never had a chance to link, to cut a long story short i bumped into her in the high street got her number and agreed to take her out on the saturday,i pick her up on saturday and shes looking stunning, we go to a bar the conversations flowing everything is good..at about 2.30 she asks me if i want to come back to her place, im thinking result in in there....in her house she gets out some wine and we start drinking , then she goes to her bedroom to change and comes out wearing some negligee ,fast forward five minutes and my belt buckle and fly is undone im feeling up her breasts and we are lipsing like crazy...she then says to me "do you mind if i put in a dvd?"......im thinking "rah this girl is oldskool, she wants to watch a porno"....obviously i said coolshe puts in the dvd and its some 9/11 illuminati conspiracy nonsense , so im thinking shes obviously put in the wrong dvd shes gonna get up and change it any second...the bitch then asked me "do you think George Bush planned 9/11...im thinking wtf... its 3am im sitting here with my trousers undone a massive hard-on, your tits are out of your negligee and you want to ask me about illuminati?.... at this point i was just so confused at the randomness ao i just said "what?"...then she goes into some rant about how "the white man is the devil and responsible for all the worlds wickedness" etc etc...... all the while her tits are still hanging out of her negligee.....i was just sat there thinking is this bitch serious....how can you go from hand on my d*ck to thinking about illuminati at 3 f*ck*ng am.....then she had the cheek to tell me she had the part 2 of the dvd.....I just got into my car and left....i aint called the stupid woman since...im still pissed about it

:rofl:The f*ck is this bro?

LMAO dunno why i find this lewis post so funny