Festivals

[Guest Lemons]

Nah man you got it twisted, it's all about the EXPERIENCE of camping in a sh*t hole.

See you there, I'll be one of the dirty drunken mongs.

[Guest Esquilax]

I would rather not have someone piss/ sh*t/ vomit on/ near my tent

And perhaps I will see you there, big place though so unlikely

I'll be sipping champers with Beyonce as well

[macz]

Nah man you got it twisted, it's all about the EXPERIENCE of camping in a sh*t hole.

See you there, I'll be one of the dirty drunken mongs.

trust

or coming back to find out the wind has made your tent collapse

[Guest Esquilax]

http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/line-up-poster/

Glasto line up

Beyonce and Wu TANG

[Guest Lemons]

AND KOOL AND THE GANG. ARE YOU f*ck*ng MAD?!

DISCO DONE.

SHUT IT ALL DOWN.

IT'S OVER. THAT'S IT.

F24JLLBFNTRHTWRRRRRRRR456U46467635JWRN!!!!!!1111111

[Jefferson]

I would rather not have someone piss/ sh*t/ vomit on/ near my tent

And perhaps I will see you there, big place though so unlikely

I'll be sipping champers with Beyonce as well

[JGGB]

kool and the gang

jimmy cliff

R U MWAAAD?

[Dubby]

Latest Bestival lineup announcement includes: Santigold, Foreign Beggars, Joy Orbison, Mary Anne Hobbs, Benji B, Pearson Sound, Jaguar Skills, The Heatwave Carnival - The Heatwave, Sticky, Lady Chann, Loefah

[imhim]

WOT GOOD FESTIVALS ARE THERE WHERE YOU CAN BANG WHITE TINGS

[Guest Esquilax]

All of them

[JGGB]

Anyone that might be interested in this?

http://bit.ly/ledfest

Buy tickets here/ tell a friend

[Dubby]

£40 for 11 DJs? I know Deadmau5 is like the biggest name in dance or whatever (I don't know sh*t) but damn.

/

Might reach Lovebox on the Saturday for the Snoop Dogg preformance, even if it means on my ones.

[Mongy]

Any of you lot been to Global Gathering? Worked there last year, was quality.

This years line up:

Tinie Tempah

Axwell

Labrinth

Dirty South

Yasmin

Alex Metric

AN21 & Max Vangeli

Micky Slim

Pendulum

Steve Angello

Pro Green

Beardyman

Jaguar Skillz

Chase & Status

Sub Focus

Nero

Caspa

Redlight

Stanton Warriors

Friction

Tempa T

Maverick Sabre

Underworld

Eric Prydz

Gareth Emery

Annie Mac

Rusko

Doorly

Eddie Halliwell

Ferry Corsten

Skream & Benga

Boy Better Know

Ms Dynamite

Zinc

Newham Generals

Plastician & P Money

Carl Cox

Fedde Le Grand

Mark Knight

Benny Benassi

Felix Da Housecat

High Contrast

London Elektricity

Netsky

Danny Byrd

Camo & Crooked

David Rodigan

Nu:tone

http://www.globalgathering.com/2011/line-up

[O.Man]

oi esqui you can f*ck OFF im so jealous

[Guest Lemons]

Got delivered some big yellow wellies this morning, I'm assuming as a present from the girl for Glastonbury.

sh*t. They're pretty yellow,

[JGGB]

Hunter's yeah?

[Guest Esquilax]

You wearing red DM's mate?

f*ck*ng nazi

[Guest Lemons]

Just bought a big f*ck off backpack (80+10 litre ting from Argos - £22)

How do you man roll?

[JGGB]

Got a 55+10litre from last year

not bringing bare clothes this year cos I didn't use so much

Got 36 cans waiting at my mates and we'll get some spirits poured into plazzy bottles.

DENCH

[Guest Esquilax]

When are you getting down there? I have to go on the Wednesday

I'm assuming you both'll be Friday

[Guest Lemons]

Wednesday morning playah.

Meeting the rest of the convoy at a services en route at like 07:00am. There'll be like 20/25 of us.

KEEN AS A FOOKIN BEAN MAN.

[Guest Esquilax]

LADS ON TOUR WHEEEEEY

FACKIN LADS HAVIN' A LAUGH, LAUGHIN ABAAT LAUGHS, HAVIN' IT LARGE

[Guest Lemons]

PISSIN IN BOTTLES AND WE'RE HAVING A LAUGH, HAVING AS LAUGH, HAVING A LAIUGH....

(there will be no pissing in bottles)

[Guest Esquilax]

Is Cipher going to be the resident Graham?

[Guest Lemons]

Nah. I can't imagine anything 'less his scene'.