Cooking a 3 course meal for a partner

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Think if she comes over and I cook we are not fucking?

 

[dom dom bullets]

 

i would cook for my links jus so i can get into their knickers

 

wot girl would say no to coming to ur house if ur gonna cook?

 

How did it eat through the burqa?

 

 

ah seen, good tekkers tbh, managing to cover the beard too

[dom dom bullets]

 

Chilli prawns 

 

Possibly the worst pre-sex dish ever

 

If your cooking make it something tasty and light, so she isn't going to feel bloated and neither of you will need to bang out a sh*t afterward - no curry

 

Prawns make you poo?

 

/

 

Didn't know this was pre-sex meals. 

 

You aren't supposed to know...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sole]

Chilli prawns

Possibly the worst pre-sex dish ever

If your cooking make it something tasty and light, so she isn't going to feel bloated and neither of you will need to bang out a sh*t afterward - no curry

Prawns make you poo?

/

Didn't know this was pre-sex meals.

This right here is what's wrong with women.

[Fighting Weight]

 

Chilli prawns 

 

Possibly the worst pre-sex dish ever

 

If your cooking make it something tasty and light, so she isn't going to feel bloated and neither of you will need to bang out a sh*t afterward - no curry

 

Prawns make you poo?

 

/

 

Didn't know this was pre-sex meals. 

 

No prawns themselves don't, though chilli prawns can, but prawns themselves (or any other seafood) is generally a no-no due to the smell, and prawns are especially strong (compared to something like salmon at least)

[KayGee]

Topic is about partners, different if your out to impress with a new girl and you don't wanna eat anything heavy / garlic. 

 

If your girl of 2 years is coming around are you really sticking to salad and light meals because your gonna have sex?

 

If this is the case some of us have to watch what we eat on a daily? 

[Sole]

So after 2 years that's it u just let urself go?

[KayGee]

I have regular sex and I eat prawns so if that means I have let myself go then yes i'm afraid I have. 

[Sole]

Guess so.

Dunno y u would wanna give a chick any type of seafood pre sex tbh

[Michel Kane]

Chilli prawns 

 

Possibly the worst pre-sex dish ever

 

If your cooking make it something tasty and light, so she isn't going to feel bloated and neither of you will need to bang out a sh*t afterward - no curry

 

Prawns make you poo?

 

/

 

Didn't know this was pre-sex meals. 

  

Think if she comes over and I cook we are not f*cking?

 

LMAO

[KayGee]

Am I crazy or do people genuinely plan their consumption of seafood based on the low possibility of having sex with their partner that day? Really?

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Played lads

[dom dom bullets]

Am I crazy or do people genuinely plan their consumption of seafood based on the low possibility of having sex with their partner that day? Really?

 

obviously, can't be stuffing her belly with heavy food, need to leave room for the D

[Thizz]

Can't be pushing down on her stomach if she's got a healthy portion of rice and chicken inside her belly nuh fam

[Fighting Weight]

Am I crazy or do people genuinely plan their consumption of seafood based on the low possibility of having sex with their partner that day? Really?

 

Low?

 

 

I don't cook, so if I DO cook then afterwards manaman is gonna reap the rewards ya dig?

 

Next you'll be thinking I don't want sex after a backrub

 

[Sole]

Gonna think I brought u this random gift just cos I love you

[KayGee]

Were talking about a meal with your PARTNER, this should be a regular occurrence whether your cooking or she is so you can't be telling me on the days you have sex you always keep your meals light. 

 

If you go for a meal with your girl at 7pm should she be careful what she eats because likelihood is at 10pm she's gonna receive?

 

Not reality. 

[dom dom bullets]

all i'm saying is seafood don't mix with sausage. it's a sure recipe for tummy pains

[KayGee]

How do you know do you have a vagina? 

[dom dom bullets]

not yet, but after your stew chicken ima have all the vagina I want

[KayGee]

Real smooth

[Kurtis]

not yet, but after your stew chicken ima have all the vagina I want

 

[dom dom bullets]

no hun, it won't be

[Kurtis]

yeah, recently had a massive meal with my chick and we had to wait like 2 hours before anything

 

that was long, we didnt think it through

[KayGee]

What happened to eating, relaxing, watching some tv/games and taking it to the bedroom before sleeping.

 

Whats the rush?