DINKY Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Ok I ran out of weed yestaday so I called my dealer I had not picked up from him 4 couple of months coz i had a few ounces what my fam gave me ne how I told man to meet me in the park BTW this was 1:00 am at night (yes I am a cat if I dont smoke weed I can not sleep at night) ne how I was in the middle of the park and I see the fed car driving into the park and coming up to me I knew I was clean etc. When these guys started questioning me they come with some bullshit about have i come to shoot up heroin oir smoke crack in the park I was thinking to myself if this guy wernt an officer he would not be so brave to run that talk try and suggest I am addicted to crack bun that talk. Then they said what am I doing in the park late at night I told them I was feeling depressed and needed to have some time and make myself one with nature (yes I was talking like some charged on coke) f*ckers then told me some guy got mugged and that Im a suspect so they searcxhed me found nothing man went through my wallet checking bank cards asking my name. Battyman put his hand down my pant justifing it saying people hide weapon down there some gay shite man tried violate me. Ne how they done a check I came back fresh they went on their way after they told me the person wenrnt mugged he had an epiletiuc fit I lived with a guy for 2 months who was epiletic when they have a fit u can tell u dont think the person has been mugged pricks I started to get paranoid and started to think my dealer would think man tried set him up so I walked round the park heard a whistle went to it it was my man he said he saw what happened and we were blessed got my green end of.The f*ckry ting now is when I was going back home I pass 2 crack hot spots whichj are bait man shootin the sh*t on road one of them stinkin jamacians asked me if I wanted to buy some I told him I was blessed and he left me alone. Why dont the police stop these guys they are selling crack openly on the street. I was just coching in a park 1 in the morning minding my own buisness.I have never been caught with green what happens if they catch it on you?Note: I never clocked the dad in ugly betty (not bettys dad her bosses) is Jim robinson from neighbours (how ramdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Seen.Why do people on here get excited and write essays on this sh*t.Gettin stopped is annoyin, I hate it, let alone writing bare sh*t about.f*ck FEDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Aleng Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 lol feds r on it where was u north Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Fargas Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 nothing much since it gone down to class c police just take it off you, depending on how much you got on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 lol pissedbut you were out with intentions to buy something illegal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRLS AGAIN Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I was caught with weed 3 times back in the day.Once in a blockwe saw then come in as we were billin a zut and the person that had it chucked it on the floor.The feds obviously saw ittried give us the whole "if you don't tell us who it is we'll arrest all of you"everyone kept their mouth shutthey couldn't do anythingother 2 was CIDthey're blessone was in the park, someone had called the police because they'd seen a youth with a gunso when they come to talk to us they searched uswhen they pulled me to the side and asked the questioni was like yer i got some weedthe man goes aight empty out the bag on the floor and scrape your foot agianst itother timein an estatethe safest police officer i have ever metwas with one bredrinhe had 2 score bagssaid to get rid of one down the drainand let us keeep the other onegod knows the logic in thatbut he was safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 you're lucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINKY Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 True say I would be pissed if the guy came early I picked up then got searched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I got searched once, i was with my mate and we had an oz, in 8ths each wrapped up (we weren't selling just went halves on a big amount to smoke but the dealer had already seperated the bits). Had it in my coat and they didn't find it. Gave me sum bullshit excuse about "there's been some robberies in the area etc..." Dumb thing is they're meant to give you a piece of paper with why you've been serched and who they are etc... but they didn't, i swear i could've taken them to court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINKY Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Out of all the times I have been searched I have only been given that sheet once I have asked for it a few times and they chat shite about they will send it in the post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Yeah, i've only been given one, it's on my wall above my decks, along with my arrest record and the sheet of paper u get after they give u them taped interviews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRLS AGAIN Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Back when I was most prone to being search as a youth running about on roadThey didn't HAVE to give you the formyou could ask for it and then they would have to give itit was all about asking them for itthen ripping it out as soon as they give it to youit used to piss them off sicklyimagine stopping 5-10 manhaving to fill them all out just to be ripped up in their faceahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guppio Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 What do u expect when u look like a Somalian terrorist?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINKY Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I dont look somalian and im going on the plastic surgery show to make me look more like puff daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSmell Like Swag Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 AHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOT ARE GETTING TAKEN FOR PRICKS.If police try searching me I demand one straight sway.Takes about 10 mins to fill out, usually try give some bullshit about they ain't got none or there gonna do it at the end don't let them. Make them do it straight puts them off.Anyway i'm going Spain in a couple weeks an I wanna take a eighth.Best way?I was thinking to mix it all up with chip an bung it in a rollup packet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guppio Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I dont look somalian and im going on the plastic surgery show to make me look more like puff daddyLMAO, u knwo I love u really Doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINKY Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I would personally buy my weed out in spain u always find connects out in them places u can try the old coffee trick but to me thats long only drug worth smuggling is cocecaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Last year when i went Spain I just put it in my sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guppio Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I would personally buy my weed out in spain u always find connects out in them places u can try the old coffee trick but to me thats long only drug worth smuggling is cocecaineAtleast spell it right, sorry Ill get off ur nuts now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSmell Like Swag Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I heard Spain has some swag bush weed.I want skunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knox Harrington Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I just give 'em a masonic handshake and act polite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel C Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 if u wanna smuggle sum weed, then just put it on a towel, and roll the towel up as tight as u can, and make sure the towel is at the bottom of the suitcase..it worked for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I was bunning a ting with my mate on in his front porch innittwo feds come and say alright ladswe say yeah we coolIs that canabis or that wacky tabacky thing that you call itYou mean drawyes thats itHow much of it do you have ladsJust this zoot we dont have anything elseAlright lads byebyeThis one was a close shave had a ounce with us aswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniko Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 s'jokes the way guys get bare shook when they have a bit of punk on em, anything less then a Q just balls it and you won't get clocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removal Man Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 *picks up zoot from ashtray, gets comfy, goes back to first page to read Dinky's story* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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