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that chris brown "forever" song is hard but that mite be down to pollow da don who is massive on the buttonsi dont mind this influence to be honest its more creative than the generic make-sweet-love-lick-chocolate-honey-syrup-off-the-bum-cheek kinda r&b that dominates the radio

11.06: Chick is wipin mouth and checkin in mirror to see if face has any signs of d*ck-suckin-ness whilst im zippin up11.20: chick fones friend "hiii shanice i was jus fonin to see what time im meetin u to go church" no lie

peak=pissedbasicallybut usually the zenith or apex of a mountain tbh

Missed da rwd boat currently sailin on the vip boat nice ride so far

Jokes

SKRATE HIZZZO LOL @ SLAGS

wow talent definately did not run in that familybollox

the line between real life and the internet is blurrred than a muhf*cka these days

another unwritten rule is u r automatically entitled to uppercut a link if she tries to buss a sh*t in ur yardmy boy actually gripsed up a chick and removed her from his yard when she dropped a log in his toilette on a 1st time link....hes not too rite in the head but stil.....rules applyanother unwritten rule i dont care what anyone says dont, know matter how much time has elapsed do a ting wid one of ur boys X's.....too many fish in da sea to be tryna hook ur boys old fish ya dig

LOOOL i remember 1 time way back in Scala dis man was takin long in the cubicle and the place was gettin congested so this next cockney dave type guy booted the door in and the guy was jammin droppin bricks live in the shoobz either that or he was sittin down to piss which is equally dispicable....the guy jus looked like he seen a ghost bare shocked n disorinetated on da toilette seat and the other guy was like "bruvv your taking a sh*t in the f*ckin rave? get a grip mate ur disgustin" the laughter at this point was uncontrollableanother unwritten rule is never mix friends and money

sh*t will not happenif it ever did Joe would fold frochs boat in

are you bein serious?! i jus read that daily mail article 68 people under 25 have been murked in london this year?? f*ckkk offmy kids r not gettin raised anywhere near this madness

crazy stuffif u can get murked on oxford street in broad daylight u can murked ANYWHERE R.I.P

hold tite the frankenstein head front

y u wna punch Trisha up uno shes got some terminal cancer initone uppercut weave dun life dun

im kinda in this situation i dunno whether to jus tell her n elevate it to the next level or jus punch her upaint got time for dillemas

lol y u wna punch up usher jr? tbh i would need a top100 cos theres too many

pissed im at work cyant watch wot did this madman do this time?

bait slag tryna ting

i need to slap myself certain times the poom is too magnetic its always like "just the head" then i end up slammin them long strokes in barebackthese days no glove no love is the reaaal mottolong for Brazy JR

how u gna shoot a man wid 50 bullicks? mwaddness

bait the farmers were loadin up the shotties when they read the first stats

she looks like she stinksits sick that a crackhead can top the charts in 08shows the state of the world a lil bit

sh*t sounds like mariahs "we belong together" its iiiiite tho sounds good 2 me

My girl needs some hot water and dettol for the crust between her breast fam.hold tite the unwiped battycrease clevage