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So EVERYONE has seen this?LOLLEven if I'd seen this before, I wouldn't mind seeing it again tbh. sh*t's too funny.Oh well.

you are lucky man had the presence of mind to remember his immigration status, an never duppied u all off one by bastad onethat is disgustinNO ONE'S larfin tbhThats a f*ck*ng liberty and far from funny!I thought I was the only that plainfaced thatYes I know, it was very deep. I described it in too much detail, but if you were there at the time, you would have been laughing HARD, trust me.

I was on the bus years back at around 4-5am coming back from a hotel in heathrow with a few boys and girls. There was a couple of FOB's on their way to work sleeping on the bus in front of us (we were at the back). One of the boys pulled out his Rizla pack and licked one of the sheets and stuck it to the back of this guy's head. Then he took a lighter and set the sheet on fire, which eventually made his hair catch on fire!! This guy is sleeping with his head resting on the window and his whole head is smoking LOL. After about 15 seconds he feels his head burning and suddenly starts shaking his head in panic, stands up and tries to put out the fire by slapping his head. Everyone BURST OUT laughing!! After he puts out the fire, he just stands there, staring at us in disbelief for about 5 seconds while we're in tears, and then walks downstairs and gets off at the next stop.Also, back when I was in college, I was propa late one morning, and just got out the train station and saw my bus with its doors closing and it was just about to leave. I ran over to the bus and knocked on the glass. The bus driver looked at me, then looked in his rear view mirror and started pulling away into the road. I'm thinking WTF? Knocked on the glass again, this time harder. But this man is straight blanking me. I got pissed off and kicked the glass door. I didn't realise how much power I put into the kick, but both glasses of the double doors shattered instantly, with glass falling inside the bus and hitting people in the face etc. I was just as shocked as the people inside the bus. I Quickly put my hat down over my eyes and started walked away towards the college. Then the bus driver opens his window and shouts "Oye, come back 'ere! Come back 'ere now!" I stopped, turned around and put up my middle finger, then carried on making my way towards college.Got chased by a couple of goons on my way to the college, claiming that I almost got glass in their eyes. Told them the deal, and one of them tried swinging for me. I ducked it and gave him an uppercut. He fell to the floor and his bredrin looked at me like he didn't want anything and tried helped his bredrin. Carried on towards college and went straight to my lesson. But I had to cut out of the college after a couple of hours, because one guy I knew came up to me and said he saw two policemen in the reception area and overheard them asking for someone with my exact description. Dude even gave me a lift to the next train station. What a day, that was.

Since I've been back in the UK, three times.For no apparent reason as well.Just ask me where I'm coming from, where I'm going, ask me to provide license, insurance etc.Then let me go.Last time this happened, I asked the officer for what probable cause had I been stopped for.He just paused for a second and said "Just a routine stop"Yea yeaaa

How can some people get on and sit next to you when thers spare seats its like their breaking this un written rule. If there s spare seats you dont sit on the same seat as someone fss ...It's public transport mate. Are you gonna tell that hench polish guy to move back a row?That's why people drive cars. You should get one too. That way you can choose who sits next to you.

Actually, 'Kojo's Last Show @ Da Comedy Fun House' on the 5th of October at 6:30pm will be his last show before hitting the US.

Lmao. f*ck sake.

But tbh, I think every school/college/uni has one.

BoyySorry to hear what happened to your cousin. It's good to see that you avenged her. But if I was in your situation, it would have been a different story.The cousins would have got together, captured him and tortured him for a few days.Actually been there and seen my older cousins do this before. f*ck*ng disgusting. Had to leave the building.The guy definitely learnt his lesson.When it comes to your own family, that shits not a joke.And if your cousin even thinks of getting back with him, then she deserves another beating tbh.

Hate it when people do this.However if its for business purposes, then I don't mind.

Bailiffs are only allowed to force their way into your home if you have debts from unpaid fines. If it is another kind of debt, they may force their way into your home only if they have been inside your home for the same debt on an earlier occasion.If you have allowed a bailiff to come into your home, they will usually take 'walking possession' of some of your belongings. This means that if you cannot negotiate acceptable payments with the bailiff, or you miss payments that you have agree with the bailiff, they can legally force entry into your home and take those items away. So if you never let the bailiff into your home, they may never be able to take walking possession of your belongings inside it. However, as someone mentioned, they will be able to take belongings outside your home (a car, for example).For most types of debt, a bailiff can't take away 'basic household items'. These include beds, cooker, fridge and most furniture.If you remove all the valuable items from your home, then the bailiffs can't do much. Last week I helped someone in Hackney remove all the valuable items out of their flat. He also parked his car outside my house. The bailiffs came the next day, and walked away with some books, floppy disks and priceless expressions on their faces.

Congratulations

got these and some sick paintings as well

LMAO those bears look shookk

The lion's only way to grip something is through his jaws, a gorilla has two hands. That's two chances to grip and choke the lion. A lion's most effective way of killing prey or an enemy is to lunge and bite the biggest vein on its neck. But gorillas have that vein quite protected, with their chins drooping down to the chest.I can't imagine how it would be to fight someone using mainly your teeth. I can only relate to how a gorilla would be punching and arm-locking an enemy and somehow I see that the gorilla has greater strength AND flexibiliy. The lion can't easily turn around and strike again unless they go far back and start another charge.If the gorilla gets a firm grip on the lion, it's over, however if the lion gets the neck the gorilla would lose.It really depends on who effectively strikes first tbhBut I'd go with the gorilla.

well 28th will be the last day, so you can use it.

wtf is dis?

lol. ive travelled enough to know that england is a shithole. everytime i come back here i get depressed.what's so nice about it?

f*ck this place. I'm going to LA to work for IBM next month.Can't wait to get outta here.

shits f*cked up.wot a p*ssy, grown man pickin on youts and stabbin dem cos they didnt do what he wanted. should of got longer.but wots lead flashing?Lead that is used on roofs as a sealant to prevent leaks etc.

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