So i went nandos for the first time

[djbmc]

I'm a veggie so i never been before, but they got a veggie burger on the menu so i went. Thinking i was hardcore i picked 'hot'.... i soon realised i was out of my depth! I thought f*ck it and ate it anyway, i looked f*cked up! Runny nose, streaming eyes, i went all red it looked like someone had hit me with pepper spray.Anyway now i'm paying for it, i've taken two of the runniest shits known to man and it's only 12 o clock, my arsehole feels like i've just shat curry paste and is on fire! I couldn't even wipe with a dry piece of loo roll, i had to run some under the tap!Anyway, rant over, i aint going there again.

[spiderman]

bahahah nandos spicy food aint that bad.i could take u to sum curry places that wud make u spit fire if its that bad.i like my spicy food, i guess sum people are more adapted to it if they have had more of it.

[Flat Eric]

that sh*t aint spicy at all man. lmao you light weigt.. ahahhhahahaaaaaaaaaaaand nando's chicken isnt even nice.

[Mr. BLK]

i had nandos last night stilldouble chicken breast in pitta was me

[zlastboss]

do they cook ur veggie burger on the same grill???thats mad if they do

[zlastboss]

i had nandos last night stilldouble chicken breast in pitta was me

badman meal its either that or half a chicken and salad and chips jus normal hot allow the etra hot cant even taste the chicken jus the chilli

[CaoS]

go spidermans yard...i musta had some f*cked up food therecuntsthey put fire in their lettuce

[Gundam]

Lol, I remember one of my first time going there i was ordering a chicken burger but the woman at the till could hardly speak english. She said something and all i got was "Do you want it hot?" I'm thinking ofcourse i want my burger hot. When i got it, it put me off the food after all that sauce was put on.

[djbmc]

Nah, they must've stiched me up 4 being a veggie because normally i like spicy food, but that was f*cked

[Mr. BLK]

the peri peri sauce is sick still

[Bacardi_Up]

Nandos hot/very hot isn't even that spicy to me.But then again I am a guy who munches down on raw chillis one after another for bets, even munched a couple of them chilli peppers raw.

[djbmc]

handling chillies with ur bare hands is dangerous. Once i was chopping them up and then needed a piss forgot to rinse the chilli juice off my hands first...u can imagine the rest

[LocalLoop]

Hahahaha! Shame, you got a runny batty!!!Nandos sauce aint that hot though...

[M.Dot]

lol, the hot = standard.I love chillies but sometimes they're f*cked.

[Superstition]

handling chillies with ur bare hands is dangerous. Once i was chopping them up and then needed a piss forgot to rinse the chilli juice off my hands first...u can imagine the rest

Truth, one time I was having a chilli-eating contest with some matesDidn't realise that one of the seeds was stuck to my finger afterwards.Rubbed my eye a couple minutes laterAGONY

[spiderman]

ye the hottest sh*t ive had from nandos isnt even that bad. its spicy but bareable, ncie actually cos it aint uncomfortable spicy.i aint never had that stage where i start sweating and feel my tongue is on fire at nandos.i think by the consensus your jus a light weight lol (no sendige)

[younger_lew]

lmaothe amount of times my friends have ordered hot thinking they're 'the boy' and they can handle it, only to find out they cant finish their meal is hilariousi stick to medium single breast burger

[spiderman]

go spidermans yard...i musta had some f*cked up food therecuntsthey put fire in their lettuce

ye man u started melting like the wicked witch u are. lol

[Bacardi_Up]

Hot/very hot is not a problem but I think medium tastes the best.

[Libertine]

chicken is the most horrible meat

[Dadinho]

The Nandos hot sauce is standard.Always a bottle in the cupboard.

[Gundam]

Its not even hot, just some funny flavour.

[X-T]

I had this last night.. late night munches *thumbs up*

[Bacardi_Up]

The Nandos hot sauce is standard.Always a bottle in the cupboard.

Encona Hot Pepper Sauce is me.

[Dadinho]

The Nandos hot sauce is standard.Always a bottle in the cupboard.

Encona Hot Pepper Sauce is me.

I have about 6 different chilli sauces in the cupboard at any given time.