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Guest I.B.Blackman
Who the f*ck invented them.Just went Sainsburys quickly and there was just bare of them. Now im sitting herew itching thinking that they are on me.f*cking pricks.
f*cking hate dese thingson the evenin when dey come out man jus stays at homecant stand dem tings dey cnt even fly propa
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Guest Seriouss
i genuinely hate these things tothey are like gypsys they have no real perpose
Gypsys do have a purpose - where would we be without lucky heather?
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Guest I.B.Blackman
i genuinely hate these things tothey are like gypsys they have no real perpose
Gypsys do have a purpose - where would we be without lucky heather?
we spit at them call them namesshoot at them sometymsconstantly move themsounds like purpose to me
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i jst went to my new "exile" smoking spot two two's BOOM!!!i clock there's a nest of them on the same wall, ant's and flying ants alike in there hundreds n bloodcleet thousandssick of insects nowwent bathroom before work yesterday (like 5:30 am) and there's a spider the size of a kitten just jammin in the tubswear down, mu'f*cka was so large man could see oyster card sticking out it's back pocketcome back from work now, mumsies likebiggrin.gif Why don't u just take a glass in their and get rid of him:D Do u know how much blood there'll b if i glass him, mumzy, i might cut one of his arteries there'll b scarlet eveywhere:D Don't be so stupid, i meant catch him and throw him out:D how u mean, what if he catches me and throws me out:D *kmt* tristian it's just a spider:D with eyebrows mum, when i came in the ting was looking at me like can u smell what the spiders cookingeyebrow.jpgeventually mum saved the day, but i'm still creeping round the yard like its a ninja tingf*cking insects

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i genuinely hate these things tothey are like gypsys they have no real perpose
Gypsys do have a purpose - where would we be without lucky heather?
we spit at them call them namesshoot at them sometymsconstantly move themsounds like purpose to me
I put money on it u have never done any of the above
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I f*cking hate these things. The day they come out I generally stay at home. Mum wants me to cut the grass today but if they're out there, I ain't doing sh*t.
Lol at the flyin ants f*ckin up your day true say tho they are everywere cant reallly tell ure mum i didnt mow ure lawn for ya cos of the ants shell call u a flea
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I f*cking hate these things. The day they come out I generally stay at home. Mum wants me to cut the grass today but if they're out there, I ain't doing sh*t.
Lol at the flyin ants f*ckin up your day true say tho they are everywere cant reallly tell ure mum i didnt mow ure lawn for ya cos of the ants shell call u a flea
She won't tell me anything. I just hate them, can't handle them. They dunno how to use their wings, allow trying to cut grass while they fly in my face!
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I f*cking hate these things. The day they come out I generally stay at home. Mum wants me to cut the grass today but if they're out there, I ain't doing sh*t.
Lol at the flyin ants f*ckin up your day true say tho they are everywere cant reallly tell ure mum i didnt mow ure lawn for ya cos of the ants shell call u a flea
She won't tell me anything. I just hate them, can't handle them. They dunno how to use their wings, allow trying to cut grass while they fly in my face!
Ull end up takin ure toes off
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