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Is there anyone that stands out in ur family for any reason as the character , like my uncle wears shorts to funerals , weddings , christmas etc theres more but i want to hear ur stories ?

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couple psychoshangtite great aunt jasmineu might hav spotted her round peckham/nunhead/dulwichbops road in a black rain coat, socks and flip flops no matter the weatherher daughters r f*cked 2, and 1 of her sonsbare more aswell, certain family u dont even really wana claim 2 tuf

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My Uncle John.. at my nieces christening during communion he downs the whole cup of wine.. takes a handful of bread.. then when the priest re-fills the cup he goes to do it again but one my Aunts just managed to stop him. Joker all the damn time.

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My uncle (mums bro), he is a DJ on Freeze FM.He's nuts and has kids everywhere. He rings people up and tells them he is going to come round and stick his d*ck up their arses and their daughters, sons, mothers and fathers arses if they owe him money. He calls black people black cunts to their faces and runs round naked in Burger King crowns or throws his McDonalds out of his car window onto people, even police on foot and bikes, he will just speed off, infact he is VERY MUCH like that guy from Balls Of Steel. He is very violent though and has connections to alot of people.

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LOL at ur uncleMy aunt stands out .. She's quite young and gets along with all the neices and nephews etc, plus she's got a mad bubbly personalityAnd cus she see's Channel U alot cus of her sons she does impressions of the mc'ing .. One time she was like "N - dubz .. ha haaaa " on a shopping trip, had me bennin

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Yeah My uncle went round telling everyone round the pubs I used to drink in that I sold my story to the news of the world and got 20k for it..Now everytime I drive through Brockley bare heads try flagging me down and chase my car...I got calls from an Uncle I never heard from telling my dad "he must of got some money for that"All because of my uncle Jonnyhe is a legend.Me and him nicked the christmas tree out of the wetherspoons one christmas and got barredme and my uncle jonny once walked past some skip where a 3 seater was thrown out, we grabbed it and took it into the wetherspoons pub and sat down on it untill the management threw us out (we left the settee there though bollox)When England went out of the world cup my uncle picked up a stool and threw it threw there new plasma screen in the wetherspoons.they get terrorisedIt's a good thing I don't drink much anymore and I am a family man nowbeen barred so many times it's unbelievable.I remember once I applied for a job in the wetehrspoons just because all my mates drank in there so I could give them freee drinks.Got sacked in my 3rd week.quality times.but yeasalute to my uncle jonny he would be the older character... I would be the younger character in the family.

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