Em Dott Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Bare reminising (sp.)Remember actually GETTING somewhere with a girl, drawing her down...Then getting numberGrinning bare gum till the next day and when you call 'em, you receive that 'over the telephone' plainface where they don't even remember who you are because she'd been had up by so many guysLMAOReal talk. Thinking that you are in there for sure, and then realising you are problem in queue with the rest of London.One girl in carnival suffered from this same syndrome, so when I said I was going to leave her because it was long as she couldn't remember me, she said "No wait, wait, I only gave my number to buff guys". It was at that point I then realised she gave her number to half of South London. Girl was stupid as f*ck though. I wish I had recorded some of the phone conversations. You lot would be in stitches.Another girl from my younger days in the Under 18's balls at Bagleys couldn't remember me until I reminded her I was the one that fingered her on the dancefloor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFor some reason, that picture is making me crack up. I think I'm just picturing a shoobs where, bare girls and guys realise the person they were dancing with with so ugly, they are hoping that if they move quickly enough people would think they were just walking past rther than dancing with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Bare reminising (sp.)Remember actually GETTING somewhere with a girl, drawing her down...Then getting numberGrinning bare gum till the next day and when you call 'em, you receive that 'over the telephone' plainface where they don't even remember who you are because she'd been had up by so many guysLMAOReal talk. Thinking that you are in there for sure, and then realising you are problem in queue with the rest of London.One girl in carnival suffered from this same syndrome, so when I said I was going to leave her because it was long as she couldn't remember me, she said "No wait, wait, I only gave my number to buff guys". It was at that point I then realised she gave her number to half of South London. Girl was stupid as f*ck though. I wish I had recorded some of the phone conversations. You lot would be in stitches.Another girl from my younger days in the Under 18's balls at Bagleys couldn't remember me until I reminded her I was the one that fingered her on the dancefloor.LOOOLErrr thats grim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin' Jones Posted September 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Bare reminising (sp.)Remember actually GETTING somewhere with a girl, drawing her down...Then getting numberGrinning bare gum till the next day and when you call 'em, you receive that 'over the telephone' plainface where they don't even remember who you are because she'd been had up by so many guysLMAOReal talk. Thinking that you are in there for sure, and then realising you are problem in queue with the rest of London.One girl in carnival suffered from this same syndrome, so when I said I was going to leave her because it was long as she couldn't remember me, she said "No wait, wait, I only gave my number to buff guys". It was at that point I then realised she gave her number to half of South London. Girl was stupid as f*ck though. I wish I had recorded some of the phone conversations. You lot would be in stitches.Another girl from my younger days in the Under 18's balls at Bagleys couldn't remember me until I reminded her I was the one that fingered her on the dancefloor. Don't even get me started on them ones...I remember the chicks with the busted faces but when you saw them at that shoobs for the 1st time, you realised the body was something serious so you proceed to leng it down but when you get back to school on the following Monday, you act like you never saw themLlow the chicks losing their virginity's on the dancefloor to Mr Vegas tunes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Part 2 Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Bare reminising (sp.)Remember actually GETTING somewhere with a girl, drawing her down...Then getting numberGrinning bare gum till the next day and when you call 'em, you receive that 'over the telephone' plainface where they don't even remember who you are because she'd been had up by so many guysLMAOReal talk. Thinking that you are in there for sure, and then realising you are problem in queue with the rest of London.One girl in carnival suffered from this same syndrome, so when I said I was going to leave her because it was long as she couldn't remember me, she said "No wait, wait, I only gave my number to buff guys". It was at that point I then realised she gave her number to half of South London. Girl was stupid as f*ck though. I wish I had recorded some of the phone conversations. You lot would be in stitches.Another girl from my younger days in the Under 18's balls at Bagleys couldn't remember me until I reminded her I was the one that fingered her on the dancefloor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 allow me reaching a party in brixton rec and someone had already been f*cked before we landedthat night was the funniestwe was one of the few bruddas the and the girl to boy ratio was crazybut tell me if a friend of the bday girl didnt try to get us setand tell me if we didnt know the brudas and just carry moving to the bredrins. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 them days the skets from streatham and clapham high school was in effectshoobs was live them times. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 I do feel for some boys tho when i see them get serious airtime.But i have to admit, i did do that to someone last night only because he was sooo pissed he didnt no wat he was doin.I told him to sit down and take a breather. Big disrespect.I woulda banged you on your face no qualms. I dont even hit girls but that woulda desreved it.Take a breather you know. Argh that just made me angry for the guy. I feel to walk up the road and find your yard Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 LOLpassion boy. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayy Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Bare reminising (sp.)Remember actually GETTING somewhere with a girl, drawing her down...Then getting numberGrinning bare gum till the next day and when you call 'em, you receive that 'over the telephone' plainface where they don't even remember who you are because she'd been had up by so many guysLMAOReal talk. Thinking that you are in there for sure, and then realising you are problem in queue with the rest of London.One girl in carnival suffered from this same syndrome, so when I said I was going to leave her because it was long as she couldn't remember me, she said "No wait, wait, I only gave my number to buff guys". It was at that point I then realised she gave her number to half of South London. Girl was stupid as f*ck though. I wish I had recorded some of the phone conversations. You lot would be in stitches.Another girl from my younger days in the Under 18's balls at Bagleys couldn't remember me until I reminded her I was the one that fingered her on the dancefloor.LOOOLErrr thats grim!its a standard ting for unders rave lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Told this story before lol.Bk in the day at one rave there was 1 Super Goon just skanking alone with his champs bottle in his hand.He tried to move to 1 Super peng ting and I dunno about 4 point move but she did look him up and down in disbelief still, hear her"ERGHHHHHHHHHH, YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP TO ME, YOU THINK YOU CAN GET THIS, ERGGHHHHHHHHHH" Bare peeps were sniggering and sh*t, not too loud cos remember he was a Super Goon.Man just stood there like the spotlight was suddenly on him with nowhere to go.He just snapped, just moved to the chick with the thick Champs bottle, bus open the top of her head cleanBitch just crumbled in a vertical heap from the K.O looool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepz Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Told this story before lol.Bk in the day at one rave there was 1 Super Goon just skanking alone with his champs bottle in his hand.He tried to move to 1 Super peng ting and I dunno about 4 point move but she did look him up and down in disbelief still, hear her"ERGHHHHHHHHHH, YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP TO ME, YOU THINK YOU CAN GET THIS, ERGGHHHHHHHHHH" Bare peeps were sniggering and sh*t, not too loud cos remember he was a Super Goon.Man just stood there like the spotlight was suddenly on him with nowhere to go.He just snapped, just moved to the chick with the thick Champs bottle, bus open the top of her head cleanBitch just crumbled in a vertical heap from the K.O loooolLMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Told this story before lol.Bk in the day at one rave there was 1 Super Goon just skanking alone with his champs bottle in his hand.He tried to move to 1 Super peng ting and I dunno about 4 point move but she did look him up and down in disbelief still, hear her"ERGHHHHHHHHHH, YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP TO ME, YOU THINK YOU CAN GET THIS, ERGGHHHHHHHHHH" Bare peeps were sniggering and sh*t, not too loud cos remember he was a Super Goon.Man just stood there like the spotlight was suddenly on him with nowhere to go.He just snapped, just moved to the chick with the thick Champs bottle, bus open the top of her head cleanBitch just crumbled in a vertical heap from the K.O loooolI would buy that man a drink(no homo)but seriously there is no need for the bitch to get rudetoo many gash are rude when ravingespecially how they literally PUSH past you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 That goons cold as ice. He ran out of ideas and just bottled the bitch. I have nothing but respect for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Told this story before lol.Bk in the day at one rave there was 1 Super Goon just skanking alone with his champs bottle in his hand.He tried to move to 1 Super peng ting and I dunno about 4 point move but she did look him up and down in disbelief still, hear her"ERGHHHHHHHHHH, YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP TO ME, YOU THINK YOU CAN GET THIS, ERGGHHHHHHHHHH" Bare peeps were sniggering and sh*t, not too loud cos remember he was a Super Goon.Man just stood there like the spotlight was suddenly on him with nowhere to go.He just snapped, just moved to the chick with the thick Champs bottle, bus open the top of her head cleanBitch just crumbled in a vertical heap from the K.O loooolI would buy that man a drink(no homo)but seriously there is no need for the bitch to get rudetoo many gash are rude when ravingespecially how they literally PUSH past yougettmecertain chicks think their superheroes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revs Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 lol this brings back memories of back in the day.bare girls get some sort of ego boost when giving out rejections when they aren't even nice themselves. Taking it to next levels of fukery. Rejection on the dancefloor is sh*t everyone goes through as a teen.Fili parties were kinda different back in the day. 80% of the girls were on some super stoosh level and usually no man could make a random move to a girl unless you knew her or were an aquaintence. Such bold moves to a random girl would usually mean being set upon by her male friends.Lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 never see rejection on levels like the ones in this topicbut ill always remember one that happened to me either late last year or early this yearsome shoobz in stow bare of my guys wer in there n ting jus jammin (i reached late obv coz i cnt keep time)so obv. i aint jus gonna get into the dancin so im jus jammin with my guys n one white chick comes in, backoff was jus callin me, everyman around me clocked it, but no one really move to it for some reason, so i jus told my boys f*ck it im movin in.went there no, danced for liek 2/3 tunesthen her fone rings, she puts it to her ear and jus walks straight off, im left standin there like WTFfor a good few seconds i was jus dazed liek did she really do that?went back to the corner then came back after liek 5 mins to some next black chick, backoff felt nicer aswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Told this story before lol.Bk in the day at one rave there was 1 Super Goon just skanking alone with his champs bottle in his hand.He tried to move to 1 Super peng ting and I dunno about 4 point move but she did look him up and down in disbelief still, hear her"ERGHHHHHHHHHH, YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP TO ME, YOU THINK YOU CAN GET THIS, ERGGHHHHHHHHHH" Bare peeps were sniggering and sh*t, not too loud cos remember he was a Super Goon.Man just stood there like the spotlight was suddenly on him with nowhere to go.He just snapped, just moved to the chick with the thick Champs bottle, bus open the top of her head cleanBitch just crumbled in a vertical heap from the K.O loooolROLMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Reminded me of one serious airtime I got.At one house party in the posher part of North Kilburn. We were clearly the odds ones out, because we were black. Some of the SLK heads were there, but this was before they started robbing the phones and got the other blacks dashed out of the party.Anyway, me and my bredrin scoped this one chick that looked very good. So, him being the guy that he is, said, let's have a competition. We'll time eachother to see how long it is before sh*t's done or how long it takes before you get a number or something. So I was up first. I went up to the girl when she was about to be alone, you know, when someone has just finished talking to her. Convo went something like this...ME: Hey, wats up. You cool?Her: YeahMe: So what's your name?Her: LanaMe: Nice to meet you Lana, my name is...Can you believe the bitch actually walked off during that?!? The cheek of that hoe!!! And my bredrin was there just cracking up. Seems I lasted 9 seconds. Real bad. However, he saw it wasn't good idea to try and left it. Besides, the lights come on, and some white girl came in furious saying "you lot get out, get out my house now". Of course she was talking to the black people, while all the white people sat there watching. The phones had been robbed by one group of black people, and so she targeted the other totally unrelated group of blacks.Oh yeah, adn this girl that cut me off, ended up trying to bred it with me whenever she saw me a little while after that as my bredrin was dealing with that for a little piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 lmao f*ckriesHow can the bitch walk off mid sentence, them ting leave a shock to the system still, thats y moretime I dont move gal unless they show me sutten super real, hate them thinking their heavy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 I do feel for some boys tho when i see them get serious airtime.But i have to admit, i did do that to someone last night only because he was sooo pissed he didnt no wat he was doin.I told him to sit down and take a breather. Big disrespect.I woulda banged you on your face no qualms. I dont even hit girls but that woulda desreved it.Take a breather you know. Argh that just made me angry for the guy. I feel to walk up the road and find your yard Lol.It had to be done man. He was just all over the place.Yer u wud love to find my house wouldnt you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Told this story before lol.Bk in the day at one rave there was 1 Super Goon just skanking alone with his champs bottle in his hand.He tried to move to 1 Super peng ting and I dunno about 4 point move but she did look him up and down in disbelief still, hear her"ERGHHHHHHHHHH, YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP TO ME, YOU THINK YOU CAN GET THIS, ERGGHHHHHHHHHH" Bare peeps were sniggering and sh*t, not too loud cos remember he was a Super Goon.Man just stood there like the spotlight was suddenly on him with nowhere to go.He just snapped, just moved to the chick with the thick Champs bottle, bus open the top of her head cleanBitch just crumbled in a vertical heap from the K.O loooollmaoWith a champers bottle as well, that could have been a manslaughter ting right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Girls over here need to lighten up. ITS ONLY DANCING!!! (and man getting a lil rub up, grind up)In Yard whinin is nothing to gyal. Obviously you have ones that dont wine with randoms, but when the vibes lick them or its their tune, they do the subtle wine on their own, then the look over the shoulder, thats when you assume the position (slightly dipped knees) and move in for the kill. You'd literally be homo not to.But when someone reads the signal wrong or tries to dance with the girl doing the mad whinin, bending over and sh*t that has everyone thinking "Rass dat gyal deh move wicked eeeeeh" then you get the superman breh that thinks "Yeah mon. Mi aggo tek dat arn" and she stops whinin, stands up straight, looks in his face and doesnt say a word, then you see him pleading like "Come nuh? Its jussa lickle wine" and she just looks with that plainface until he retreats is a spectacle! Everyman just starts bennin thinking "Yuh f*cka you!" 'cause they know they woulda been pissed if he did get that wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 titesthat is some serious pieage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRiMETiME Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Told this story before lol.Bk in the day at one rave there was 1 Super Goon just skanking alone with his champs bottle in his hand.He tried to move to 1 Super peng ting and I dunno about 4 point move but she did look him up and down in disbelief still, hear her"ERGHHHHHHHHHH, YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP TO ME, YOU THINK YOU CAN GET THIS, ERGGHHHHHHHHHH" Bare peeps were sniggering and sh*t, not too loud cos remember he was a Super Goon.Man just stood there like the spotlight was suddenly on him with nowhere to go.He just snapped, just moved to the chick with the thick Champs bottle, bus open the top of her head cleanBitch just crumbled in a vertical heap from the K.O loooolLMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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