How

[Gunner]

...MUCH did you weigh when you were born?Premature?Nearly die?Anuthing unusual happen whilst your marge was pregant?Cesearian style?in water?28363 Hours?Did the doctor slap your mum?

[Guest MessyGyal]

i was 7lb and delivered with forceps and i blame that for my 5head.i also had a heart murmur

[JLovely]

I was a 1-2 weeks late, my mum got induced, I weighed like 6lbs suttin. She said I looked all shwizzled up.

[Nola D]

lol at did the doc slap ur mum. i was prem by 3 months was in an incubator for a while, i think i weighed 5 pounds i was very light anyway

[manuel]

dunno how much i weight i was one FAT baby though grew out of it quick time though cos im tall.my mum misscarried twice i think b4 me so im bless to be here.

[Lardin]

1984, october the 9th, i was born Cesearian style

[Benicio del Toney]

7 pounds 4 a I think.

[LadyOG]

8 lb 12 oz still.My mum was a size 8 back then bless her. And she was in labour with me for 4 days. AND I was her first.She soldiered it.

[Benicio del Toney]

My mum younger bro (the 1 that boxed his bredrins mum) was 13 pounds I think.He's not big now though.

[Peppergrain]

2 weeks late, weighed 8.5lb. I was caesarian so I am proud to say my lips have and will never be in contact with p*ssy. Nothing unusual with me.My son was 2 weeks early, I demanded the doctors get him out. He was almost 9lb, doctors sliced my pum skin between the p*ssy and anus to get him out because he was stuck and pulled him out with a venthouse, it's like a plunger you use for unblocking toilets. He was born not breathing. Oh and they've sewn my pum back up too tight I swear. I aint even going to lie it is MORE than virgin tight. Should appreciate this still seeing as most women have buckets afterwards.

[Guest Seriouss]

7lb 11Two days late, about a 11 hour labor and I was the cutest baby ever. I shall up pictorial evidence.

[JLovely]

I know a girl who had a 12pound baby, she had to get a caesarian obviously. He looked like he'd been out in the world for a couple months, lol.

[LadyOG]

2 weeks late, weighed 8.5lb. I was caesarian so I am proud to say my lips have and will never be in contact with p*ssy. Nothing unusual with me.My son was 2 weeks early, I demanded the doctors get him out. He was almost 9lb, doctors sliced my pum skin between the p*ssy and anus to get him out because he was stuck and pulled him out with a venthouse, it's like a plunger you use for unblocking toilets. He was born not breathing. Oh and they've sewn my pum back up too tight I swear. I aint even going to lie it is MORE than virgin tight. Should appreciate this still seeing as most women have buckets afterwards.

I love it how you go into deep detail.Its so pictoresque.

[Gunner]

7lb 11Two days late, about a 11 hour labor and I was the cutest baby ever. I shall up pictorial evidence.

Did you have hair when you were born, or bald?

[Flat Eric]

apparentlyMy thingy tube was around my neck and I was distressed..apparently I could of died imo

[JLovely]

2 weeks late, weighed 8.5lb. I was caesarian so I am proud to say my lips have and will never be in contact with p*ssy. Nothing unusual with me.My son was 2 weeks early, I demanded the doctors get him out. He was almost 9lb, doctors sliced my pum skin between the p*ssy and anus to get him out because he was stuck and pulled him out with a venthouse, it's like a plunger you use for unblocking toilets. He was born not breathing. Oh and they've sewn my pum back up too tight I swear. I aint even going to lie it is MORE than virgin tight. Should appreciate this still seeing as most women have buckets afterwards.

I really do look forward to becoming a mother, but reading stuff like this kinna makes me think otherwise, lol.

[Peppergrain]

My son looked a few weeks old when he was born, he weren't even a heavy baby, he was just long, if you laid him down next to other babies just born on the maternity ward he was like twice their length.Still tall though, he's the height of most 2 and a half year olds even though he's 15 months, his estimated height is 6'3''.

[FreeMason]

2 weeks late, weighed 8.5lb. I was caesarian so I am proud to say my lips have and will never be in contact with p*ssy. Nothing unusual with me.My son was 2 weeks early, I demanded the doctors get him out. He was almost 9lb, doctors sliced my pum skin between the p*ssy and anus to get him out because he was stuck and pulled him out with a venthouse, it's like a plunger you use for unblocking toilets. He was born not breathing. Oh and they've sewn my pum back up too tight I swear. I aint even going to lie it is MORE than virgin tight. Should appreciate this still seeing as most women have buckets afterwards.

I love it how you go into deep detail.Its so pictoresque.

Lesbians.

[Gunner]

P'Grain is your son ginger?

[JLovely]

My son looked a few weeks old when he was born, he weren't even a heavy baby, he was just long, if you laid him down next to other babies just born on the maternity ward he was like twice their length.Still tall though, he's the height of most 2 and a half year olds even though he's 15 months, his estimated height is 6'3''.

Is Ashman tall, he looks it. Thats probably why init.

[O.Man]

f*ckin hell ceaz

[Beavis]

My dad beat my moher up when she was pregnant, im lucky to be here lol

[Peppergrain]

NO. Thank f*ck. He was blonde but he's going dark. He is a skin head now though.

[FreeMason]

My dad beat my moher up when she was pregnant, im lucky to be here lol

Should've done it properly.

[Peppergrain]

f*ckin hell ceaz

That's why, if you get your woman pregnant, you need her to have her p*ssy cut with scissors. People think it's a bad thing but I think it's GOOD.