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I went to buy some shopping from sainsburys earlier, had some liquor in the basket aswell..On the checkout.. BEEP.. BEEP... BEEP"Have you got any id?""For what?" (I didnt have any ID)"For this alcohol""You saying i dont look 18?""its the rules""What rules?""sorry but i have to ask you for ID""why waste both of our time.. Ah f*ck it.. Take the liquor off.. Oh can i use this credit card""yes""well if you let me use this and you think I'm 18 then this can't be my card and therefore you are conspiring to commit fraud""um well um well"She plainfaced me and i got no liquor.f*ckING SLAG

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I went to buy some shopping from sainsburys earlier, had some liquor in the basket aswell..On the checkout.. BEEP.. BEEP... BEEP"Have you got any id?""For what?" (I didnt have any ID)"For this alcohol""You saying i dont look 18?""its the rules""What rules?""sorry but i have to ask you for ID""why waste both of our time.. Ah f*ck it.. Take the liquor off.. Oh can i use this credit card""yes""well if you let me use this and you think I'm 18 then this can't be my card and therefore you are conspiring to commit fraud""um well um well"She plainfaced me and i got no liquor.f*ckING SLAG
f*ck off you white piece of sh*t, smelly alcoholic tramp and your beats are sh*t you piss head give up on life you mug
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