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Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm biggrin.gif
u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy still
In my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr :D
hmmmmaybe we should dream together
LOL!Well hello there durrty durrrty
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Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm biggrin.gif
u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy still
In my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr :D
hmmmmaybe we should dream together
LOL!Well hello there durrty durrrty
hey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dress
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Actually, if you banged her and she was dead, could she get pregnant?Mind you, if your gonna bang a corpse I think the first thing youd draw for is a dom.
But its Halle berry mayne... Bareback no qualms
LMAOZOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
Getting a dead chick pregnant just throws up TOO many problems. At least you know youd get access I suppose but the bad point outweigh the good. By a distance.
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hey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dress
biggrin.gif Lmfao @ me picturing him doing this with some mad MJ spin.
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Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm biggrin.gif
u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy still
In my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr :D
hmmmmaybe we should dream together
LOL!Well hello there durrty durrrty
hey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dress
Keep warm for meh babeh :D
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Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm biggrin.gif
u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy still
In my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr :D
hmmmmaybe we should dream together
LOL!Well hello there durrty durrrty
hey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dress
Precious is the biggest c*ck tease ever. Watch. Shed come yours at 1am and just watch a DVD and sh*t, then leave at the end and leave you to beat off and think about her all ngiht. Thats how she gets her kicks.
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Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm biggrin.gif
u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy still
In my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr :D
hmmmmaybe we should dream together
LOL!Well hello there durrty durrrty
hey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dress
Precious is the biggest c*ck tease ever. Watch. Shed come yours at 1am and just watch a DVD and sh*t, then leave at the end and leave you to beat off and think about her all ngiht. Thats how she gets her kicks.
LMAO hey that was one time.
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Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm biggrin.gif
u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy still
In my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr :D
hmmmmaybe we should dream together
LOL!Well hello there durrty durrrty
hey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dress
Keep warm for meh babeh :D
shall dodnt b lateill b jammin on my sofa, lights dimmed, with some smooth jazz playin in nothing but my leopard print speedo
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Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm biggrin.gif
u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy still
In my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr :D
hmmmmaybe we should dream together
LOL!Well hello there durrty durrrty
hey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dress
Precious is the biggest c*ck tease ever. Watch. Shed come yours at 1am and just watch a DVD and sh*t, then leave at the end and leave you to beat off and think about her all ngiht. Thats how she gets her kicks.
LMAObad experience darg
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Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm biggrin.gif
u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy still
In my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr :D
hmmmmaybe we should dream together
LOL!Well hello there durrty durrrty
hey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dress
Precious is the biggest c*ck tease ever. Watch. Shed come yours at 1am and just watch a DVD and sh*t, then leave at the end and leave you to beat off and think about her all ngiht. Thats how she gets her kicks.
LMAObad experience darg
LOL. I aint telling you SHITE from now on. f*cking chat like a f*cking female you do.
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Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm biggrin.gif
u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy still
In my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr :D
hmmmmaybe we should dream together
LOL!Well hello there durrty durrrty
hey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dress
Keep warm for meh babeh :D
shall dodnt b lateill b jammin on my sofa, lights dimmed, with some smooth jazz playin in nothing but my leopard print speedo
LMAO shexay
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OK OK I HAVE ONE. Your banging Halle and then it starts feeling abit TOO wet. You stick your tongue in to see whats going on down there and bare bloody comes out. She looks at you and say,'That time of the month init. Carry on'WHAT DO YOU DO?(Bare blood remember. Smells of tuna aswell)

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Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm biggrin.gif
u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy still
In my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr :D
hmmmmaybe we should dream together
LOL!Well hello there durrty durrrty
hey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dress
Keep warm for meh babeh :D
Bloody flirt. :D
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OK OK I HAVE ONE. Your banging Halle and then it starts feeling abit TOO wet. You stick your tongue in to see whats going on down there and bare bloody comes out. She looks at you and say,'That time of the month init. Carry on'WHAT DO YOU DO?(Bare blood remember. Smells of tuna aswell)
Stop hitting it..wtf?
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OK OK I HAVE ONE. Your banging Halle and then it starts feeling abit TOO wet. You stick your tongue in to see whats going on down there and bare bloody comes out. She looks at you and say,'That time of the month init. Carry on'WHAT DO YOU DO?(Bare blood remember. Smells of tuna aswell)
so she's not dead anymore?hmmmnot so appealing
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