Soca Junkie Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Next time i'm gonna try 'My mum told me not to talk to strangers' and see where that gets me.You just gonna get "well how bout you get to know me den innit babes so i can show u wagwan"them lame lines thereThe amount of times i've heard that... it's a disgrace.I've been told i don't know how to say no because i smile wen i say it... but still... i cant be rude before u get the picture i dont want a box in my mouth.I guess the coldest is probs ignoring calls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cousin Of Sleep Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Next time i'm gonna try 'My mum told me not to talk to strangers' and see where that gets me.You just gonna get "well how bout you get to know me den innit babes so i can show u wagwan"them lame lines thereThe amount of times i've heard that... it's a disgrace.I've been told i don't know how to say no because i smile wen i say it... but still... i cant be rude before u get the picture i dont want a box in my mouth.I guess the coldest is probs ignoring calls.lol..i did that onceWas on teh train, some girls excite dfriend omes up to me like, my frien dhtinks your buff etc..the girl all wavin at me, she talk to me blah blah, i gave her my number.She text me like, next day, i didnt reply, rang me...I changed my number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWTEK9 Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 lol at some of these... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Out with a girl I had been kinda seein for 3 months, she came down to London from MK for a day but never had no money to get back up there so I was gonna pay for her. You know where this is going.So she started nagging and I told her I dont like it.So she continued, and I warned her not to.She continued and I went home stranding her in LondonIts not like I didnt warn her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Out with a girl I had been kinda seein for 3 months, she came down to London from MK for a day but never had no money to get back up there so I was gonna pay for her. You know where this is going.So she started nagging and I told her I dont like it.So she continued, and I warned her not to.She continued and I went home stranding her in LondonIts not like I didnt warn her Certified Badman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Chick tried it in Oceana, LeedsI weren't on it.Anyways she "goes i'm gonna go for a cig I'll be back don't go anywhere"1) I hate girls smoking2) I'm not feeling hereSo me and my boys duss to another room. THE BITCH FOUND ME. 7 ROOMS AND SHE STILL FOUND ME.She keeps trying it and i'm telling her nah!In the end had to do some pussywhole movements.Got to about 2 now and mans looking to go home "going toilet innit"...boy was lookout soon as she turned her back zooooom.Gone. Out that exit like say my name was flash gordon.Killer was, my boy thought it'd be funny to give her my number. She called 18 times in 20mins.Then SHE sent an apology text in the morningThem crazy bitches there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twirl Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 This 5ft fat african guy must be in his 40s works as a cleaner at our company asked me if he could come round to my house. i just looked at him and said 'eurgh' and walked off. creep.if someone is always calling me, i just ignore the calls, they soon get bored. when someone comes up to me in a club and im not interested i say i have a boyfriend. if they still keep bugging me, i tell the bouncer that he got his willy out so he gets thrown out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brum Guy Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Gave out a fake name in the first place coz i knew it was just a press, she seen me on road and shes callin out my fake name my head remained STRAIGHT.Sent a txt later sayin ''LOCKED OFF'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 i got pissed off with some old man (looked at least 40)me: 'how old do i look to you? like seriously'him: 'i don't know...maybe 18'me: 'SO WHY THE f*ck ARE YOU APPROACHING ME IF I LOOK 18 AND YOU ARE AT LEAST 40. ARE YOU A f*ck*ng PERVERT??? WHAT THE f*ck IS WRONG WITH YOU???his eyes just went really wide...and then he passed me and walked away really fast...he must of thought i was crazy!and yes i know....them outbursts there....not a good look! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 i got pissed off with some old man (looked at least 40)me: 'how old do i look to you? like seriously'him: 'i don't know...maybe 18'me: 'SO WHY THE f*ck ARE YOU APPROACHING ME IF I LOOK 18 AND YOU ARE AT LEAST 40. ARE YOU A f*ck*ng PERVERT??? WHAT THE f*ck IS WRONG WITH YOU???his eyes just went really wide...and then he passed me and walked away really fast...he must of thought i was crazy!and yes i know....them outbursts there....not a good look! :DI wish i could do this like seriously! But Im shook.One tramp in Finsbury Park had the audacity to approach me and ask for my number... not to be rude like I don't see myself above anyone else... but seriously?! A tramp. Levels are low boi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Gave out a fake name in the first place coz i knew it was just a press, she seen me on road and shes callin out my fake name my head remained STRAIGHT.Sent a txt later sayin ''LOCKED OFF'' loooooooooooooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDC Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 one girl off facepic (lets call her miss c) used 2 harass man so much she would consantly be asking where i was, what i was up 2.now i regretted giving her the number as in the end i wasnt on it so i aired her out, thought she got the message. then she outta the blue bumped into me on the bus when i was on my way 2 college one day, was like some stalker tryna hunt me downso infront of the whole bus (pure skool kids and college ppls on here) told her to stop following me and ringing me (top of my voice) the whole deck was now creasing @ this. got rid of her finally after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necksta Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Laughed in their face.Felt harsh but oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDC Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Chick tried it in Oceana, LeedsI weren't on it.Anyways she "goes i'm gonna go for a cig I'll be back don't go anywhere"1) I hate girls smoking2) I'm not feeling hereSo me and my boys duss to another room. THE BITCH FOUND ME. 7 ROOMS AND SHE STILL FOUND ME.She keeps trying it and i'm telling her nah!In the end had to do some pussywhole movements.Got to about 2 now and mans looking to go home "going toilet innit"...boy was lookout soon as she turned her back zooooom.Gone. Out that exit like say my name was flash gordon.Killer was, my boy thought it'd be funny to give her my number. She called 18 times in 20mins.Then SHE sent an apology text in the morningThem crazy bitches therelol them onesone night was out with my bredrin who had a girlmet these two skets, i was on mine he was on his, everything is bless in the vip.now, he dnt want any drama cuz he has got the girl @ home, so end of the night i gave my one my number cuz i wanted to mash her, my bredrin thinking on his toes, gives out another number, turns it out its our mutal friend, turns out that same night his girl decides to ring "him" only to get our other mate at the end of the phone who was fast asleep, talking jibberish in a daze 2 some girl he dont even knowthe killer...is that the girl who he tried to par off ended up working with his now ex, ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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