Capital Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 What was the reason & when was the last time you felt to swing someones head off?mine was 2day/ morning rush hour/ victoria line, tube was ram like carnival as usual, my stop came and im about to get off and you know when people get off the people gettin on are meant to jam at the sides till its their turn.So im about to get off and this hardbody beast wid some koala bear nose & crackhed weave is standin directly in the middle tryin to push on when peoples tryna get off, so i brush past her spinnin her slightly and she calls after me"u idiort, show som considor-air-shawn" lol the audacity was incrediblei didnt really feel to punch her face but it inspired this lol so again...What was the reason & when was the last time you felt to swing someones head off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bun And Cheese Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 considor-air-shawn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 considor-air-shawn" LMFAObut me seriously speakinevery f*ck*ng day, got a short temperi was jus saying yesterday i kno if i was a boy, and i was on this road ting, prison wudda bin me a long time agono qualms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capital Posted March 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 considor-air-shawn" LMFAObut me seriously speakinevery f*ck*ng day, got a short temperi was jus saying yesterday i kno if i was a boy, and i was on this road ting, prison wudda bin me a long time agono qualmsdem hot headed firey personalitys derthas sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J89 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 this morning wen i wnted to get off the bus and there was one marley woman standing infront the door and i said excuse me and she jus stood there so i jus brushed passed her and got off. Felt to duppy her still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest28 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 considor-air-shawn" LMFAObut me seriously speakinevery f*ck*ng day, got a short temperi was jus saying yesterday i kno if i was a boy, and i was on this road ting, prison wudda bin me a long time agono qualmsdem hot headed firey personalitys derthas sexyyes it is!u should let ur anger out in the bedroom smaddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Plenty of man on her come across like:Jumping on anything for some slim hope of vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 i really hate it wen people do thatjust make sure i bang into them "by accident" and they will know they were in the waylast time i wanted to smash this guysmoe drunken old idiot guy gettin racisttakin about "il take on all 3 of you" but i just laughedwent to flag down a taxi and it drove past meand the guy went "aye u know why it didnt stop"so i went "aye coz am a f*ckin paki" .... that shut him up (even tho im not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capital Posted March 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Plenty of man on her come across like:Jumping on anything for some slim hope of vagina.come on fam u kno how we do times r harrrd internet pee-impin is the way forward 4 ugly bruddas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Plenty of man on her come across like:Jumping on anything for some slim hope of vagina.come on fam u kno how we do times r harrrd internet pee-impin is the way forward 4 ugly bruddas.Oh skeen, you ugly too?Safe yeah. *Secret handshake* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baroness. Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Probably last wednesday. Had a nap before work, marje comes home, wakes me 5 mins befor alarm goes off, i said 5 more minutes, next thing i know its an hour later i wake up, shes gone, i'm 30 minutes late for work.don't even remember most of the journey cos i was blinded by rage but trust me if anyone crossed my path on the way, i probably would have let out 17 years of bottled up rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capital Posted March 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Plenty of man on her come across like:Jumping on anything for some slim hope of vagina.come on fam u kno how we do times r harrrd internet pee-impin is the way forward 4 ugly bruddas.Oh skeen, you ugly too?Safe yeah. *Secret handshake*of course*shake shake slap* )no homo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Probably last wednesday. Had a nap before work, marje comes home, wakes me 5 mins befor alarm goes off, i said 5 more minutes, next thing i know its an hour later i wake up, shes gone, i'm 30 minutes late for work.don't even remember most of the journey cos i was blinded by rage but trust me if anyone crossed my path on the way, i probably would have let out 17 years of bottled up rage.my mum is the QUEEN of thisand the worst thing is, the way she wakes me up, all soft voice, waaakey waaakey, cuppa tea in her handjarrin man, bless her tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PennyTraitor Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Plenty of man on her come across like:Jumping on anything for some slim hope of vagina.come on fam u kno how we do times r harrrd internet pee-impin is the way forward 4 ugly bruddas.Oh skeen, you ugly too?Safe yeah. *Secret handshake*of course*shake shake slap* )no homo)*notices i dnt have the criteria for ur club**backs away slowly* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 *notices i dnt have the criteria for ur club**backs away slowly*Denial yeah?Don't watch that, I'll send you an information pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baroness. Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Probably last wednesday. Had a nap before work, marje comes home, wakes me 5 mins befor alarm goes off, i said 5 more minutes, next thing i know its an hour later i wake up, shes gone, i'm 30 minutes late for work.don't even remember most of the journey cos i was blinded by rage but trust me if anyone crossed my path on the way, i probably would have let out 17 years of bottled up rage.my mum is the QUEEN of thisand the worst thing is, the way she wakes me up, all soft voice, waaakey waaakey, cuppa tea in her handjarrin man, bless her tho yeh sometimes it comes in handy, but wtf i said 5 more minutes then she cuts yard n doesnt bother to phone to check if i left on time or woke up, n she knows my alarm does f*ckries normal.Hate when they are too inna when u dont need it then when u do they dont bother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LOGers Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 considor-air-shawn" LMFAObut me seriously speakinevery f*ck*ng day, got a short temperi was jus saying yesterday i kno if i was a boy, and i was on this road ting, prison wudda bin me a long time agono qualmsLOL some madness, I swear before I got with 'him' I was as cool as a cucumber. The fact that we went through the wars but I never got angry at him made me take it out on other people still. I swear though it feels good to just get angry at times.I got insanely vex at one foolish customer the other day. The way I had to bite my tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Member Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 LMFAOyeah i hate when ppl do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 *notices i dnt have the criteria for ur club**backs away slowly*Denial yeah?Don't watch that, I'll send you an information pack.LOLi feel like punching someone every day. last time i actually hit someone was 2 fridays ago, massive pub brawl was pure madness lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest djbmc Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Probably last wednesday. Had a nap before work, marje comes home, wakes me 5 mins befor alarm goes off, i said 5 more minutes, next thing i know its an hour later i wake up, shes gone, i'm 30 minutes late for work.don't even remember most of the journey cos i was blinded by rage but trust me if anyone crossed my path on the way, i probably would have let out 17 years of bottled up rage.my mum is the QUEEN of thisand the worst thing is, the way she wakes me up, all soft voice, waaakey waaakey, cuppa tea in her handjarrin man, bless her tho yeh sometimes it comes in handy, but wtf i said 5 more minutes then she cuts yard n doesnt bother to phone to check if i left on time or woke up, n she knows my alarm does f*ckries normal.Hate when they are too inna when u dont need it then when u do they dont botherlol@ blaming ur mum for being late for work, them 17 yr old logic there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baroness. Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Probably last wednesday. Had a nap before work, marje comes home, wakes me 5 mins befor alarm goes off, i said 5 more minutes, next thing i know its an hour later i wake up, shes gone, i'm 30 minutes late for work.don't even remember most of the journey cos i was blinded by rage but trust me if anyone crossed my path on the way, i probably would have let out 17 years of bottled up rage.my mum is the QUEEN of thisand the worst thing is, the way she wakes me up, all soft voice, waaakey waaakey, cuppa tea in her handjarrin man, bless her tho yeh sometimes it comes in handy, but wtf i said 5 more minutes then she cuts yard n doesnt bother to phone to check if i left on time or woke up, n she knows my alarm does f*ckries normal.Hate when they are too inna when u dont need it then when u do they dont botherlol@ blaming ur mum for being late for work, them 17 yr old logic there.I know, i realised once i got to work, it was my fault for re-setting the alarm another hour, rather 10 minutes instead. But still she knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capital Posted March 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Probably last wednesday. Had a nap before work, marje comes home, wakes me 5 mins befor alarm goes off, i said 5 more minutes, next thing i know its an hour later i wake up, shes gone, i'm 30 minutes late for work.don't even remember most of the journey cos i was blinded by rage but trust me if anyone crossed my path on the way, i probably would have let out 17 years of bottled up rage.dammnnnn homielolnah its a pisstake when the human alarms dont do their job tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baroness. Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Probably last wednesday. Had a nap before work, marje comes home, wakes me 5 mins befor alarm goes off, i said 5 more minutes, next thing i know its an hour later i wake up, shes gone, i'm 30 minutes late for work.don't even remember most of the journey cos i was blinded by rage but trust me if anyone crossed my path on the way, i probably would have let out 17 years of bottled up rage.dammnnnn homielolnah its a pisstake when the human alarms dont do their job tholol seriously, my vision was like blurred, couldn't even read my book on the train i wasnt counting on her to wake me up initially, but my alarm on my phone phailed me n she usually is on my case if its college, so i was partly vex at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Member Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 i almost switched sooooo hard on my mumi left a letter from uni downstairs (it was opened with the letter inside but you could see its addressed to me and the uni stamp is on it)and she took it out and read iti was like how can she open a letter addressed to meshe try defend her selfwasnt having itshes lucky she walked out my room, i was boiling upsome next invasion of privacy....mother or not thats just plain rude*rant over* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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