Someone is trying it

[kurious]

south london dnt pet

[Em Dott]

south london dnt pet

LOLYour bredrin comes like Risky from Everybody Hates Chris.

[Maxxx]

Watch it been some rice from her homeland or something, f*ck it ill set immaculate it.

d*ckhead. weak sendagego kill of your gran or something.

LOLWasn't even sending...Go jump back on Fabolous's c*ck..Come of that badboy image, im from the hood an your from the village.You come like

[Infidel]

LMAO.

[Totty]

Watch it been some rice from her homeland or something, f*ck it ill set immaculate it.

d*ckhead. weak sendagego kill of your gran or something.

LOLWasn't even sending...Go jump back on Fabolous's c*ck..Come of that badboy image, im from the hood an your from the village.You come like

weak again, nice bars though.ang tite your sister jumping on my c*ck though fam.i'm not on some badboy image famble, i'm strictly on fly stuffi'll give your sister a face full of liquid stuff.

[Maxxx]

Fail.Don't have a sister.Hang'tit your family tree tho bruv..

[Totty]

ang tite you and your gran though still fam. them incestual eyes thereit's a shame she's now in one of these.............

[Maxxx]

loooooolSee how deep man trys to get.Im gonna alow you bruv, ur close to tears almost how ur mum was wen 20 man bor tru.

[Totty]

loooooolSee how deep man trys to get.Im gonna alow you bruv, ur close to tears almost how ur mum was wen 20 man bor tru.

this was you, when you found out your gran had minutes to live.

[Maxxx]

lol u lost

[Dipset]

wow, the deepness in this thread ..

[Fresh]

it's a shame she's now in one of these.............

Guys have died for so much less

[Ankle Murda]

Right im jamming on vip2 reading up on how live the rave was.Next thing the door goes, i go to the window cause im to f*ck*ng lazy to go down stairs.There some African women at the door.Me - Yea?African zulu - ' Was there a parcel deliverd here, i wrote it for 97 but i might of put 98 by accident'Me - NaThen shes looking at me like im lieing, so i said bye an shut the window....Then im thinking to myself hold on this bitch lives at 64 or something, there a new family aswell.I sware if anything does come my yard im having it standard, low trying to send parcels to my yard on some dodgy credit cards..

Them Sambo talks there

[Guest David Braund]

dysons are actually decent, i've got one old model but it does the jobstill waiting for a bluetooth hover tho, so i just need to use the pipe to hover would make life easier

lolthe laziness is alot

[Gage]

A bluetooth hoover? aint that the hacking program on symbian phones?

[O.Man]

real talk. people always trying scams.remember da time my neighbours wernt in n some delivery man gave it to me instead. for about an hour was thinking to open it. opened it n dere was some kettle from littlewoods next thing i know deres a knock on the door and my mans like 'did a parcel come here? i was sleeping and heard the door' man gave it to him unwrapped n ting. it was one of dem tings where we both knew what happened.

Argh if I was your neighbors, you'd be on the receiving end of some aggression

i would f*ckin go boil water and then pour it on him with the same kettleif u wana be nice and hold on a package do it, but if u open my f*ckin package...ima f*ckin kill youi remb once i was around this pricks house, and some other prick rang the doorbell so we went downstairs, and opened the front door we see this prick reading the mail that was at the front door, he thought he was funny, got pied so hard in the face he got back in his car and drove home