The stupidity levels have risen

[Samir Carlos]

i bet shes a rotter

[Seth Rollins]

Who was it that got locked between their door and patio door?LOL

LMAO. I was just coming in to remind everyone of my stupid story.Thanks JLovely. *Leaves*

[JLovely]

LOLOoooops!

[Guest LOGers]

Those few seconds after the door slams and you realise you've locked yourself out are killer.The feeling of your whole body weight dropping through your torso and into ur stomach as you realise they're on the table with ur phone and wallet and ur girl is at work miles away and its raining and your spare car key is in ur car and you left ur weed in the car and basically chilling on the stairs is you till she gets home.Its possibly the second worst feeling from death and/or finding out you have aids.

Who was it that got locked between their door and patio door?LOL

LMAO. I was just coming in to remind everyone of my stupid story.Thanks JLovely. *Leaves*

LMFAOThe amount of times I would come back from school and be locked out of the house because I carelessly lost my house keys.I would just unfold my sisters buggy and cotch in it in the porch on a depressed flex.So I'll be ringing my mums phone to get her to hurry up and come home, but I'd be hearing it ring inside.Them days when I just wanted to slit my wrists.The waiting was agony.God forbid that I needed to use the toilet as well.

[Wavant]

Those few seconds after the door slams and you realise you've locked yourself out are killer.The feeling of your whole body weight dropping through your torso and into ur stomach as you realise they're on the table with ur phone and wallet and ur girl is at work miles away and its raining and your spare car key is in ur car and you left ur weed in the car and basically chilling on the stairs is you till she gets home.Its possibly the second worst feeling from death and/or finding out you have aids.

Even worse when you walk to your boys house to jam till someone is at home and no one is in there.

[JLovely]

Those few seconds after the door slams and you realise you've locked yourself out are killer.The feeling of your whole body weight dropping through your torso and into ur stomach as you realise they're on the table with ur phone and wallet and ur girl is at work miles away and its raining and your spare car key is in ur car and you left ur weed in the car and basically chilling on the stairs is you till she gets home.Its possibly the second worst feeling from death and/or finding out you have aids.

Who was it that got locked between their door and patio door?LOL

LMAO. I was just coming in to remind everyone of my stupid story.Thanks JLovely. *Leaves*

LMFAOThe amount of times I would come back from school and be locked out of the house because I carelessly lost my house keys.I would just unfold my sisters buggy and cotch in it in the porch on a depressed flex.So I'll be ringing my mums phone to get her to hurry up and come home, but I'd be hearing it ring inside.Them days when I just wanted to slit my wrists.The waiting was agony.God forbid that I needed to use the toilet as well.

LOLRemember one time I got home, no keys. Ring the doorbell no answer. These times im BURSTING to go toilet. Had to jump in my car an go Mcd's, lol. Turns out my dad was home all that time but in some deep sleep!

[djbmc]

Who was it that got locked between their door and patio door?LOL

ahahahbut seriously that is a shame not knowing how to break into your own house, or not knowin how to break in n hot wire u own car

allow hotwiring ur own car to go to work

[UN.Muzik]

blissfully unaware of the troubles she's caused

SHE?Blud you left your keys in her bag.

ur right. it's my fault, although she put the keys in there i should've got them out. And i'm currently residing in the middle of nowhere, it think if a bus went past the village yokels would try to sacrifice a virgin in it's honour