Whats's your biggest sexual fear?

[Kaiser]

loltoday i buss a nut in 30secs flati actually laughed and dussed out

[Angelo]

yea obv if she's an evil cow in the film she'll hav the right shitin the film obv

Call her Bianca Williams in the film please.It would be close to my heart and much appreciated.Thanks in advance.

[Guest Давы&#10]

lmaonotedand LMFAO @ 30 secsman musta been pleased

[Angelo]

lmaonotedand LMFAO @ 30 secsman musta been pleased

Dont have it.Tryna say youre gay fam.

[Kaiser]

was her fualtbare grinding and stop start tossingthen brainwhen it went down 30secs on the dot it was finitoworried for the rep though lol

[Superstition]

It's developing into a novel first tbhWe'll see about the film deal later, it's inevitable of courseBut the psychoslag's name is Salima Maheejan I'm afraid

[Angelo]

Ah.Her estranged sister?She can have another one called Chevon Williams.Who she visits regularly because she works as a Nurse in Ealing Hospital.Will draw in more female viewers as you can put "Based On a True Story" in the review.

[Kaiser]

SWEAR LAHI IS MAKIN A HABIT OF BUSSIN IN 10 SECS. BARE STORIES.

tbh tonights nut was sublimethat pum was sick the funny thing is I will bump into at college on mondaywill be awkward for me boy

[Superstition]

Ah.Her estranged sister?She can have another one called Chevon Williams.Who she visits regularly because she works as a Nurse in Ealing Hospital.Will draw in more female viewers as you can put "Based On a True Story" in the review.

I'm not sure about the villain having siblings... I envisage her obsessed drive to conceive by all means necessary to be fuelled partially by a twisted loneliness of the only child, perhaps orphaned/fostered, desperately seeking to generate a familial connection as an antidote to her fundamental isolationBut of course all women have a circle of evil cohorts and allies, who enable their behaviour and spur them onFear not, there are plenty of slots to be filled

[THUNDER CLAP]

Nope that's lies, I heard sperm can survive a good 30 mins or more outside the body.I fear waking up one day and finding out my man is into...

[Messy]

lmao u f*ckin nut

[YFSD]

that's goldhow much you make for that?

[THUNDER CLAP]

I only got £35 for that. I only done this last week. Might aswell get some extra cash for christmas. Some people do christmas jobs in Next, I do shoe abuse.There was a pack of like 20 photos. He specifically asked me to "abuse a pair of trainers" and he specifically wanted "in air shots". First time anyone requested "in air shots". Sad bastard.Now I'm going to sell the kicks as "well worn".

[hyprocit]

My biggest sexual fear (apart from the obvious like STIs) is to unwittingly shack up with a very particular form of psycho slag. In my nightmare, this psycho slag scoops up the discarded used condom when I'm not looking, and surreptitiously dumps it into a small jar in her freezer. After I'm gone, she scoops out the seed into a test tube, marking it with a label identifying it as mine. In her basement laboratory, illuminated with a cold neon glare, it is placed in a cryogenic preservation unit, alongside samples from every other male she's bedded. Before long, she decides that a suitable tally of samples have been extracted. And she begins a selection process. Comparing the attributes of every male in her 'collection', she consults her detailed notes and recollectons, and places all of them into a ranking. I am obviously evaluated as the possessor of the most desireable genetic material, and she puts the process into motion. She takes my essence to yet another laboratory, where through in vitro fertilisation treatments, she conceives without my consent. Nine months later, she arrives at my doorstep demanding loyalty and support, for a child which was forcibly thrust upon me. Outraged, I appeal to the courts, where an embittered man-hating bitch of a judge decrees that I must support this psycho-slag, and the unfortunate yet uninvited baby, with all of my labours and all of my finances.Trapped in a family which I was unwillingly sentenced to by a conniving psycho-slag and anti-male courts, I despair. Forced to submit my assets and efforts to the whims of an evil succubus, I fall into deep depression. My health deteriorates, from the stress and the soul-destroying self-loathing due my resentment of my own child's existence. Substance abuse problems develop, as I seek temporary relief from the agonising realities of my life. Eventually I die, aged 33, a body torn apart by alcoholism and hard drugs.So yeah, that's my biggest sexual fear, the nightmare scenario.

your vocab and use of words is on pointbest piece of writing ive ever read in my life

[Brandnew]

tbh the only thing i fear is the chick thinking my peice is nt adequate...