10 Love/Life/Relationship Commandments

[JLovely]

Relationships1. Feed me.2. f*ck me.3. Shut the f*ck up.4. Re-read commandments 1-3.5. Re-read commandments 1-3.6. Re-read commandments 1-3.7. Re-read commandments 1-3.8. Re-read commandments 1-3.9. Re-read commandments 1-3.10. Re-read commandments 1-3.LifeThe Bro Code.

[JLovely]

Mike Kane >>>____

:!: That was alot mate.

[Dipset]

1. dont cheat2. have a job/career of some sort3. be girly when it comes to farting/burping/hygene4. lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets5. talk proper yourself but understand my slang6. be prepared to lie or hide for me7. keep your backoff/breast at a acceptable curvage %8. dont like raving every night9. don't be on facebook/myspace/twitter/bebo10. know how to dressThe top 3 can't be broken, but the remaining 7 are open to being bended a little.

c/s top 2

[Ego]

I'll include rules for myself and men in general...1. You are a man. Therefore you are the dominant party. Never forget that.2. Even if you love this woman, NEVER let your emotions cloud your logic.3. If things aren't going so well in your love life, always take a look at where YOU might have f*cked. Nothing more pathetic & unattractive than an adult who has no sense of accountability. 4. Acting for women is a necessary evil. Never think that being 100% sweet, or 100% sour will get you anywhere. Learn to tailor your behaviour.5. Understand that as a man, you DIFFER from a woman in ways other than physicality. Do not feel sorry for that in any way. If you just wanna beat and keep it moving, oh well.6. There are 3.5 billion women out there. There is no shortage. One f*cks up, keep it moving, if you're on point, chances are you'll meet another one tomorrow. Literally.7. Do not give attractive women special treatment. Make it a priority to crush their egos if they have one.8. Make an effort to f*ck with women with some depth. Ridicule a bitch who revels in her own ignorance. Send a message that vagina alone isn't enough to maintain your attention.9. Reward a good woman, with chivalrous behaviour, honesty, etc. You must provide an incentive for women to be on point.10. Ultimately, we need women. Regardless of the shenanigans that take place, understand a woman is a man's gift. Treasure that gift and if she f*cks up, SCHOOL a woman rather than attempting to destroy her.

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[Black Casper]

I'll include rules for myself and men in general...1. You are a man. Therefore you are the dominant party. Never forget that.2. Even if you love this woman, NEVER let your emotions cloud your logic.3. If things aren't going so well in your love life, always take a look at where YOU might have f*cked. Nothing more pathetic & unattractive than an adult who has no sense of accountability. 4. Acting for women is a necessary evil. Never think that being 100% sweet, or 100% sour will get you anywhere. Learn to tailor your behaviour.5. Understand that as a man, you DIFFER from a woman in ways other than physicality. Do not feel sorry for that in any way. If you just wanna beat and keep it moving, oh well.6. There are 3.5 billion women out there. There is no shortage. One f*cks up, keep it moving, if you're on point, chances are you'll meet another one tomorrow. Literally.7. Do not give attractive women special treatment. Make it a priority to crush their egos if they have one.8. Make an effort to f*ck with women with some depth. Ridicule a bitch who revels in her own ignorance. Send a message that vagina alone isn't enough to maintain your attention.9. Reward a good woman, with chivalrous behaviour, honesty, etc. You must provide an incentive for women to be on point.10. Ultimately, we need women. Regardless of the shenanigans that take place, understand a woman is a man's gift. Treasure that gift and if she f*cks up, SCHOOL a woman rather than attempting to destroy her.

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[Guest Wu-Tang]

I'll include rules for myself and men in general...1. You are a man. Therefore you are the dominant party. Never forget that.2. Even if you love this woman, NEVER let your emotions cloud your logic.3. If things aren't going so well in your love life, always take a look at where YOU might have f*cked. Nothing more pathetic & unattractive than an adult who has no sense of accountability. 4. Acting for women is a necessary evil. Never think that being 100% sweet, or 100% sour will get you anywhere. Learn to tailor your behaviour.5. Understand that as a man, you DIFFER from a woman in ways other than physicality. Do not feel sorry for that in any way. If you just wanna beat and keep it moving, oh well.6. There are 3.5 billion women out there. There is no shortage. One f*cks up, keep it moving, if you're on point, chances are you'll meet another one tomorrow. Literally.7. Do not give attractive women special treatment. Make it a priority to crush their egos if they have one.8. Make an effort to f*ck with women with some depth. Ridicule a bitch who revels in her own ignorance. Send a message that vagina alone isn't enough to maintain your attention.9. Reward a good woman, with chivalrous behaviour, honesty, etc. You must provide an incentive for women to be on point.10. Ultimately, we need women. Regardless of the shenanigans that take place, understand a woman is a man's gift. Treasure that gift and if she f*cks up, SCHOOL a woman rather than attempting to destroy her.

Reading this comes like looking at the answers section of an exam book+beaituful goal by Xavi

[Fresh]

MK & General Mac went in.

[anelka]

I'll include rules for myself and men in general...1. You are a man. Therefore you are the dominant party. Never forget that.2. Even if you love this woman, NEVER let your emotions cloud your logic.3. If things aren't going so well in your love life, always take a look at where YOU might have f*cked. Nothing more pathetic & unattractive than an adult who has no sense of accountability. 4. Acting for women is a necessary evil. Never think that being 100% sweet, or 100% sour will get you anywhere. Learn to tailor your behaviour.5. Understand that as a man, you DIFFER from a woman in ways other than physicality. Do not feel sorry for that in any way. If you just wanna beat and keep it moving, oh well.6. There are 3.5 billion women out there. There is no shortage. One f*cks up, keep it moving, if you're on point, chances are you'll meet another one tomorrow. Literally.7. Do not give attractive women special treatment. Make it a priority to crush their egos if they have one.8. Make an effort to f*ck with women with some depth. Ridicule a bitch who revels in her own ignorance. Send a message that vagina alone isn't enough to maintain your attention.9. Reward a good woman, with chivalrous behaviour, honesty, etc. You must provide an incentive for women to be on point.10. Ultimately, we need women. Regardless of the shenanigans that take place, understand a woman is a man's gift. Treasure that gift and if she f*cks up, SCHOOL a woman rather than attempting to destroy her.

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[Davicious X]

3. If things aren't going so well in your love life, always take a look at where YOU might have f*cked. Nothing more pathetic & unattractive than an adult who has no sense of accountability.

i rate this one 100%

CO f*ck*ng SIGN

[bane]