Worst Chat-up Lines You Have Heard

[Queen Bee]

worst thing ive had said to me was 'whats it gonna take to get in your knickers?'needless to say it didnt work lol

[Corrigan]

"Its either gunna be consensual or rape....you decide"

[A Bit Better]

"Its either gunna be consensual or rape....you decide"

LMAO.That black in you one at least had potential to earn a laugh back in the day but that c*nt Kanye bastardised it now so it's not new to chicks.

[Michel Kane]

Did I just call her a 'quality lass'?LMFAONever talking to chicks when I haven't slept in 32+ hours again.

[Frank.]

ha not serious surely.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

worst thing ive had said to me was 'whats it gonna take to get in your knickers?'needless to say it didnt work lol

good

[Michel Kane]

'HI, ITS ME, MICKEY KANE FROM VIP2'CRINGGGED.

Who would I have said that to though?Think about that for a minute.

[Frank.]

My god.. dunno what to say to be honest.

[The Infamous]

Its Mickey from VIP2creasedwonder what chick was gettin speeched

[Michel Kane]

i know who u said it to and i know why u said it....we can bring it all out if u want...i think u might have been tipsy but so was i...but ye if u want to go down that road we can...or u can jus agree that it happened and we can move onnot a big deal.

Brother, I can only remember one rave where we both saw a Vip2 chick & if it's her you mentioning, I been speaking to her WAY prior to that night...

[A Bit Better]

How else exactly was he supposed to introduce himself? "Hi, it's Mickey" could only have led to confusion without the follow-up.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

do you two hang out in in the raves

[A Bit Better]

I wouldn't try to draw a chick from here but I have met dudes from here before and introduced myself as Eks from ViP2. No tears were shed.

[The Infamous]

LOL AT SAYING TO A CHICK 'HI ITS ME FROM THE INTERNET'u two are on the same wave.

Lol trustThat is a sequence of words that I could never phantom puttin together

[Michel Kane]

Brother, IF IT WAS HER, AND SHE ALREADY KNOWS WHO I AM, WHY WOULD I SAY THAT!?And I may very well have been licked, but I'm sure you're talking about Funky Monkey.And derkhead about I tried to c*ck-block you, about----f*ck it, I'm mad./Lahi.Don't chicks call you 'creature' at raves? Fall back.

[Michel Kane]

LMFAO @ Sinister cockblocker...TBH, I remember THAT happening but the way your opening statement came across, come like I rolled up on her, and said ''Hai guise, I'm Mickey. Ya know, from Vip2. The forum.''...I didn't re-introduce myself, I know that.

[The Infamous]

Lol didn't even attack you But that statement is falseLeave it at that though this aint my convo

[Guest Flat Ericó]

LMFAO @ Sinister cockblocker...TBH, I remember THAT happening but the way your opening statement came across, come like I rolled up on her, and said ''Hai guise, I'm Mickey. Ya know, from Vip2. The forum.''...I didn't re-introduce myself, I know that.

lmao

[Michel Kane]

Alright, I wasn't there TBH.I just remember something about you being called a creature.JUST SAYING INNIT.Correct me if I'm wrong.

[Michel Kane]

OK SO U ADMIT IT HAPPENED. THATS ALL WE NEEDED TO KNOW MATE.NEXT TIME I WILL DRAW A CHICK FOR U AND GET U ON THE RIGHT PATH G.

Stop it brother.Seriously, .

[The Infamous]

FabricationIts a fabrication like the general consensous being that your some rebore LotharioIts exactly the sameAlthough I would probably say your tag matches you far more accuratelyTbh I will refrain from adding anything else into this dialogue

[The Infamous]

lol at lahis denialdefintely got called a creature by a chick in the club.

this guy...should work for notw

[Michel Kane]

FabricationIts a fabrication like the general consensous being that your some rebore LotharioIts exactly the sameAlthough I would probably say your tag matches you far more accuratelyTbh I will refrain from adding anything else into this dialogue

Lahi.Are you denying that you were called a creature, because I'm SURE that you said that yourself.Listen, it's ok. Maybe you'll grow into your looks/ forehead or something.

[The Infamous]

In my forehead?Have we ever crossed paths you simp

[Frank.]

creature.