Worst Chat-up Lines You Have Heard

[Fresh]

Game in 09 is irrelevant. Last 5 attempts at least, all I had to say was."Do you have a blackberry"Followed by one of the two...1 - A barcode scan2 - Banter

[Guest Triple XXX]

catch a goat youve pulled

[Grafter]

hate that advertcant believe he has the nerve to stick around

[Necksta]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

im still dyin at this.tried to drop it to a few chicks just for lols.one said cause shes wearing contacts, i was dyin inside.

[Grafter]

:lol:did u say it with the acccent tho?

[Necksta]

yea

[Guest Medic]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

im still dyin at this.tried to drop it to a few chicks just for lols.one said cause shes wearing contacts, i was dyin inside.

lmfao

[Dipset]

LOL THEM BITTER 'WHY WONT ANYONE POUR ME A GLASS' RANTS THERE.

:lol:Sum nuts rant. Its their money, mek em spend it on whatever they want

[Guest Triple XXX]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

im still dyin at this.tried to drop it to a few chicks just for lols.one said cause shes wearing contacts, i was dyin inside.

lmfao

i wanna do thisbut ironically i cant even do an African accent

[Flojo]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

im still dyin at this.tried to drop it to a few chicks just for lols.one said cause shes wearing contacts, i was dyin inside.

lmfao

[Em Dott]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

im still dyin at this.tried to drop it to a few chicks just for lols.one said cause shes wearing contacts, i was dyin inside.

lmfao

[Jam]

Said the 'lemme have your number so I can buss on your tits' to some chick and see laughed. Win.

[Natalie]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

im still dyin at this.tried to drop it to a few chicks just for lols.one said cause shes wearing contacts, i was dyin inside.

lmfao

Lol hands up, who comes back into this thread sees this post and says it out loud

[Grafter]

not gna lie, it has to be done

[Flojo]

lmaothat line is brunt into my brain, still saying it randomly and creasing

[Necksta]

Lol hands up, who comes back into this thread sees this post and says it out loud

you'd smile if i dropped it to you on road though, dont lie.

[SaladFingers]

LMAOO Too much i didnt see it before

[Em Dott]

*raises hands*

[Guest Triple XXX]

me - do you have any black in you?her - nome - would u like some?tried it with a friend dnt kno about a random person bt i wanna do it sometime

[Heero Yuy]

me - do you have any black in you?her - nome - would u like some?

[Captain Planet]

lmfaoWOAHJust felt like it was the 90's for a second:mellow:f*cked

[Guest Triple XXX]

its the sh*t chat up threadllow me

[Natty]

lmaothat line is brunt into my brain, still saying it randomly and creasing

truss

[Captain Planet]

LOL AT THINKIN MAN DEM ARE BUYING CHAMPAGNE AND THINKIN 'YE THIS IS GETTIN ME A BEAT' EKS WAS OBVIOUSLY JOKING.DONT POUR RANDOM TINGS A GLASS FROM MY BOTTLE./LOL AT RAVING RIGHT NOW. IM ON SOME, GO TO DUBAI FOR A QUICK GETAWAY FLEX RIGHT NOW.COUPLE MAN, COUPLE CHICKS ON A YACHT GETTIN WAVEY ETC.

DUN KNOW THE RENT A WHOLE BEACH OUT WITH A COUPLE MANDEM AND GYALLE ETC.BUY OUT THE SHOPPING DISTRICT VYBE ETC.SLAP THE SHEIK AND HIS FAMILY FLEX ETC.BUY THE COUNTRY ETC.

[Skenghis Khan]

slap the sheik.etc. lol