Worst Chat-up Lines You Have Heard

[revs]

jst kept it moving

best response tbh

[Guest No Mark]

they were 2 of em, they were bigger than me and agostinho it was only chloe lol.

lol2bh what else are you gonna do. Start up with some man for the sake of pride?She aint your girl so end of the day what do you care?If she had entertained it, that would have been a different matter entirely, but the only person that came off looking like a twat was the guy who got rejected.What would you even say to them to "show them you're not gonna get violated like that"Some juvenile mentality.

I would agree, IF IT HAPPENED TO MEHOWEVER, if guys see me talking to a chick, they aren't even gonna bother approachingIf anything man dem are hanging around to see how I operate and/or applauding me for being with certain chicks in a ravetrue stories

[Black Ant]

they were 2 of em, they were bigger than me and agostinho it was only chloe lol.

lol2bh what else are you gonna do. Start up with some man for the sake of pride?She aint your girl so end of the day what do you care?If she had entertained it, that would have been a different matter entirely, but the only person that came off looking like a twat was the guy who got rejected.What would you even say to them to "show them you're not gonna get violated like that"Some juvenile mentality.

I would agree, IF IT HAPPENED TO MEHOWEVER, if guys see me talking to a chick, they aren't even gonna bother approachingIf anything man dem are hanging around to see how I operate and/or applauding me for being with certain chicks in a ravetrue stories

yeah same here

[Afroman]

Anything involving asking to just be my ''friend''the absolute worst one was''its wifey season you know...''*my face is perplexed, i'm waiting for him to get to the point''...so will you be my wifey please?''*dumbfounded*

lmaojeeeeeezee

Ha."Please".

y'know

[charliechalk]

I feel bad for this guys life (no offence). Even though she isn't your girl you should have kicked up a fuss like she was, because as far as they're concerned you = man she = woman .aka. you're probably together. Can't believe you just didn't do anything, actually, maybe they thought she was your sister, sorry, no that makes it worse.I duno what to say. Proper dumbfounded.

[charliechalk]

I agree actually. I retract my statement.Well done lad for not becoming another statistic.

[Corrigan]

i dont think u lot are being realistic tbh.not everyone is built like that, and most of u lot defintely arent.

and c/sit's easy 2 say what u wud and wudnt do on a forum

[R1.]

Still a violation doeShould of just told man wa gwan not even a swinging ting

[R1.]

I wouldnt have to say anyting cah man wouldnt try that with me

[hhhhhhh8]

I'd just say something along the lines of 'Bruv are you serious?' and take it from there.

[Guest R9]

Give him the cowardly punch that makes the hat spin off his head tbh

[Guest No Mark]

embarrassingly enough ive actually done this while drunk

[Risky]

me: hey you alright?her: yeahme: kool*leaves*

[Guest Lemons]

Give him the cowardly punch that makes the hat spin off his head tbh

Or hit him with a flying lariat.

[NO SUNSHINE]

Innit why are guys acting like it would be off with his head if this happened to them, when really they know they wouldn't do anything.I will tell you for a a fact that I wouldn't do anything if I had been in that situation.

[bex]

your parents must be retarded, 'cos you're specialedit: no-one's ever said that to me, i just thought it was funny

[Flojo]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

lmao

I've been randomly saying this bar and bussing up over the past few weeks , gonna drop it on some chick tonight

[Em Dott]

I feel bad for this guys life (no offence). Even though she isn't your girl you should have kicked up a fuss like she was, because as far as they're concerned you = man she = woman .aka. you're probably together. Can't believe you just didn't do anything, actually, maybe they thought she was your sister, sorry, no that makes it worse.I duno what to say. Proper dumbfounded.

Be serious now.First and foremost, you are a female so you can't really comment properly on this whole situation (no offence).Secondly, people need to learn to pick their battles. had he "stepped up" to ensure that the violation wasn't tolerated, man could have got slumped voer a chick that isn't blood or his missus. That is a FAIL.Thirdly, who do you think the real loser is in that whole situation? A man got brushed by a chick in front of the guy he was trying to take the piss out of.

[charliechalk]

I fold and agree with you.

[A Bit Better]

I'd just say something along the lines of 'Bruv are you serious?' and take it from there.

Lol no you wouldn't.And lol at people saying it couldn't happen to them. Could happen to anyone. Being outnumbered isn't difficult.

[FANTA]

yesterday @ matter i overheard"rah! is that the dress from American Apparel?":/took my bottle of champs and chick to a next table.

[A Bit Better]

yesterday @ matter i overheard"rah! is that the dress from American Apparel?":/took my bottle of champs and chick to a next table.

Oh rah you're drinking champs yeah? Is that you yeah?

[FANTA]

yesterday @ matter i overheard"rah! is that the dress from American Apparel?":/took my bottle of champs and chick to a next table.

Oh rah you're drinking champs yeah? Is that you yeah?

yeah bro, im just out 'ere tryin' a ting innit

[charliechalk]

A man who buys champagne at a club is a big turn off for me. Like why wouldn't you put that money into savings? Why would you drink money? Why would you WANT the girls champagne attracts? Why don't you think about your future? Where are your ambitions in life? Do you not think your persona is enough without a bottle in your hand? Why don't you want a girl who has her own money? Where will you be in 10 years? Unless you're a footballer or some other dude with ridiculous disposible income and it literally really isn't a thing to spend that money on something - excuse me for being vulgar - but something you'll have pissed out by the time you're eating your toast the next morning then you're silly imo. No offence.