When you tread in dog shit..........

[M.Dot]

Sometimes u cant see tho.I was walkin on road there were no lamposts and i jus feel sumthin roll and squish beneath my crep 1 time, it was so dark I cudnt even see to clarify what I did.Oh, I hate walkin in autumn n theres bare leaves on road/in a park n u duno what ur guna step in.

[CK.]

Steppin on snails its the worst. Never walked into a lamp post

[M.Dot]

Walked into lamposts when I was a yout.Watched 1 girl walk into a lampost last summer lol, too busy not lookin where shes goin.

[Black Ant]

ive walked into a lamposti was pissed i was eating the nicest applethen BANG. i dropped the apple on the floor

[Guest]

ive walked into a lamposti was pissed i was eating the nicest applethen BANG. i dropped the apple on the floor Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[Black Ant]

ive walked into a lamposti was pissed i was eating the nicest applethen BANG. i dropped the apple on the floor Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

excatly what i said

[YGNB]

aint walked into dog sh*t for a long timeif i do anytime soon however Im sure scraping up against the curb is the one

[Mizchif]

I remember on my first day of uni I was walking and talking with this indian chick in my class with a big nose. She walked straight into the lampost nose first. Any part of her body could have hit that lampost first but her big obvious nose was the point of impact.I had to fight off that laugh.

[Guest]

aint walked into dog sh*t for a long time

Wheres your touch wood jimmy?

[BlackaDaBerry]

one day last year i was walking between bus stops kept lookin back to see if i needed to run for one.....one did come and i started running towards the next stop....right into a lampost forehead 1st....

[FreeMason]

I go find some grass, or walk into a shop and use there doormat.

[Mr Invincible 49]

Rich Bastards.You think Im dashing shoes coz I stepped in some sh*t? Ill find the nearest Curb, puddle and small stick and deal with that yes.

dun know

[iSmell Like Swag]

Lol @ Stepping in dog sh*t.Noway hosaaaaaaaaay!

[Flojo]

i watch my step

I actually take pride in the fact I haven't stepped in dog dirt for at least 5 years.

[younger_lew]

i watch my step

I actually take pride in the fact I haven't stepped in dog dirt for at least 5 years.

same here, its been at least 5 yearsalthough its blatant that i've just jinxed myself now

[Guest]

Do none of you know what touch wood is? At least five people are going to have accidents because of this lack of knowledge. Curse superstition.

[younger_lew]

oh yeh, touch wood*touches the door*

[maxibonbon]

Feel it, I saw a boy slide in turd and land on his back with his headback in the slimage.

bahahahahaha.

lool thats narsty. ive never stepped in sh*t. i always watch where im stepping and beyond. how can u step in sh*t. its a different colour from the pavement. how can u just not see !! lolyou know when you're walking about and u see sh*t yeah, and theres either a footmark in it or some sort of design to prove someones stepped in it... and then a trail lol ewww

[kurious]

iv dun a cartwheel in2 sh*t b4 wen i was a my yout

[Black Ant]

iv dun a cartwheel in2 sh*t b4 wen i was a my yout

did it go in your hands???

[kurious]

yeah lolall inbetween my fingers n sh*t

[maxibonbon]

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!! your hands musta been stinking lol urrrrrghhhhh

[MissTrezz...]

i usually wip it off an wipe it on the grass or walli cant afford new shoes wtf :x

[Guest]

Lmao. How embarrasing.

[LuLu]

smh at people who don't pick up their dogs sh*t have they never heard of a pooper scooper before :?: