Superstition Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Every girl I meet from Newcastle has some creased up leathery orange face thats been in the tanning both for years on end, is this not the case in the actual town I am reflexively skeptical of these northern provinces tbh, spent a short time up the road in Hartlepool and Middlesbrough which are miserable grey pits of despair and anguish 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necksta Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 f*ck*ng hell. Middlesbrough. Will never forget I went Aruba, and some fat girl was sliding around as it was quite wet and asked me to help her up. I plainfaced her and asked if she's being serious. Full of scum. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstition Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 lmao the dive we stopped in one gargoyle couple were arguing and started smashing bottles, screaming about affairs and abortions I left like this: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necksta Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Thinking back, the whole night felt like a BBC3 comedy sketch. Bare slags tho. Better be strapped up, cause they all look AIDSY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Jesus H Christ, can you imagine living in these godforsaken northern places? Being told to 'calm down', getting offered plates of 'scouse and/ or gravy' I shudder at the thought. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Coquelin Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Been here a few times. . In fact just last week There's a demand for urban/ethnic guys and no supply. Even them freshie uncles get it in in Newcastle. Its one of those places where everyone is local so when they see new faces its all systems go. Its a place where guys with less than average swagger can live the life of a swagger don. I'd say its like moving from the Premiership to SPL. Guys who didnt think they had that much tekkers suddenly start bussing stepovers and scoring 30 yard screamers. Best bar for the tunes and girls is probably Ohso. but tbh you will get it in anywhere you go. :lol: :lol: lol pmslll top post somebody give this man 100 pos' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Che Clarke Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Newcatsle......low it, unless they all look like Chery Cole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Awesome Kong Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 So the girls there are ok, bar the fake tan? / Fake tan is such a nasty invention, makes so many women look like they need a wash instead of looking like they been on holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Newcastle is sh*t, I've been wanting to move away from here for years. Dunno why someone would want to visit its just fight after fight on a night out here in my experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Eric Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Let's go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucarelli Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Light skin bruddas are a real hit up there so ive herd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Been here a few times. . In fact just last week There's a demand for urban/ethnic guys and no supply. Even them freshie uncles get it in in Newcastle. Its one of those places where everyone is local so when they see new faces its all systems go. Its a place where guys with less than average swagger can live the life of a swagger don. I'd say its like moving from the Premiership to SPL. Guys who didnt think they had that much tekkers suddenly start bussing stepovers and scoring 30 yard screamers. Best bar for the tunes and girls is probably Ohso. but tbh you will get it in anywhere you go. :lol: :lol: lol pmslll top post somebody give this man 100 pos' :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted January 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 goliath tell some stories i no u got some on this place I'm not saying a word in here... Newcastle is the sickest place tho, there and Manny. SLAGS. Wag looking SLAGS. I been TWICE with my Arsenal travel bredrins and had a sick night. I'm going back when we play Newcastle on 5th Feb, already booked a hotel and that weekend off. And I got a few tings up there from before. Black man can't go up there and get nothing. That's impossible. Anyone who says that is a liar and beat suttin HIDEOUS and didn't wanna tell his mandem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 oiiii im getting charged now after hearing all this newc slag talk / balo, what clubs did u go too where they play blk music etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JOHN DOE Posted January 8, 2011 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Go TigerTiger. If you dont pull, just get head from a drag queen like normal. was gona ignore man like boris bt i cudnt do it ol' slobadan milosevic lookin ass nigga / look at the size of ivans boat dem powerpod football toys dere 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 d/p but ima use this webspace to ask how u can make sunglasses look so sh*t swagerrless vladimir 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 1st Viper exposed of the year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 lolol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 this is all kinky tbh 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 you find mans disabled boat kinky yeah? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Turnover Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Every girl I meet from Newcastle has some creased up leathery orange face thats been in the tanning both for years on end, is this not the case in the actual town I am reflexively skeptical of these northern provinces tbh, spent a short time up the road in Hartlepool and Middlesbrough which are miserable grey pits of despair and anguish C/S Middlesbrough being GREY. Sky = Grey Buildings = Grey Water = Grey Most of the chicks = Grey Food = Grey etc etc Went to one Hed Kandi ting that was alright though, but thats because of who I was with more than anything. GREY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Middlesbrough, I felt dirty just being there *does Mr Burns Shudder* / Newcastle is cool, pretty much everyone summed it up as being in the midst of Jungle Fever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 you find mans disabled boat kinky yeah? nah boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiKkoNen Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Yeah it's not a 'Boro thing, place is actually filthy. Could get AIDS from touching a wall. Newcastle is cool, been up a couple times after away games, like 2 years ago though, no idea what it's like now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necksta Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Go TigerTiger. If you dont pull, just get head from a drag queen like normal. was gona ignore man like boris bt i cudnt do it ol' slobadan milosevic lookin ass nigga / look at the size of ivans boat dem powerpod football toys dere lol at hiring an escort, getting any nipesh with a veil, and still proceeding cause ur roasting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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