KnuckleDuster Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Yeah and there's that. Especially if you're sewn up, if your skin tears where the baby streches it. Once the pain relief wears off you have these stitches on your c*nt for six weeks. Sex aint even an option, you can barely walk.A nut smash is piss compared to giving birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackaDaBerry Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Getting ripped still....when my ex was preggers we watched a show on the baby channel or suttin....and this woman ripped bad.....she had to stay in hospital for 3 weeks till it healed....some major rippage....but u only rip normally if u don't push right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnuckleDuster Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 I wud agree....but girls can get an epidural....= no painI know i was there at the birth of both of my kids and both their mums slept thru labour....Gettin kicked in the balls there is no cure for....it jus f*ckin hurts...THE ENDwomen have it easy...lolAre you sure your woman just didn't have a bucket?I had an epidural when I was 7cm dialated (if you're a dad you will know how far that is into labour). I still felt the pain though.You feel it coming out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 I wud agree....but girls can get an epidural....= no painI know i was there at the birth of both of my kids and both their mums slept thru labour....Gettin kicked in the balls there is no cure for....it jus f*ckin hurts...THE ENDwomen have it easy...lolApparently an epidural can f*ck you up too.The doctor has to be really precise so they dnt f*ck up ur nerves or spinal cord. If they do, wheelchair is you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnuckleDuster Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Nah not me, they cut that area with some normal scissors because they knew I was going to rip and it would have been messy.I love going into graphic detail about how scary childbirth is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-T Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Im feeling a bit light headed thanks to CZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaoS Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 il stab a chick givin birththat wayshe focuses on the new/worse pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackaDaBerry Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Thats a bit late still for an epidural....nah i can't remember how far in they were but it wasn't 7cm...and they slept for a few hours. The nurse kept coming to check how far dilated she was and when she was dilated enough we woke her up....that was it both times....both say they felt nothing but pressure when it was time to push... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackaDaBerry Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 I wud agree....but girls can get an epidural....= no painI know i was there at the birth of both of my kids and both their mums slept thru labour....Gettin kicked in the balls there is no cure for....it jus f*ckin hurts...THE ENDwomen have it easy...lolApparently an epidural can f*ck you up too.The doctor has to be really precise so they dnt f*ck up ur nerves or spinal cord. If they do, wheelchair is you.There's always a risk still....but it's rare.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Social Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 yeh women are kind of pissed *is glad 2 be male still,big up my chromosomes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaoS Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 yeh women are kind of pissed *is glad 2 be male still,big up my chromosomes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnuckleDuster Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 See, I done up to 7cm with no pain relief, only that addictive gas and air, did you have some of it?Did the midwife with the big white, foot long hook come in, digging it up her p*ssy trying to break the waters?It's mad, the midwives start fingering you and all sorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATTY BOY BUM BANDIT Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 The way Ceazy just drops the graphic content is quite shower.Aint rampin about how man are feeling ill becauseof the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackaDaBerry Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 See, I done up to 7cm with no pain relief, only that addictive gas and air, did you have some of it?Did the midwife with the big white, foot long hook come in, digging it up her p*ssy trying to break the waters?It's mad, the midwives start fingering you and all sorts.Nah waters buss naturally still....I did do the gas and air then i went and had a spliff whilst she was sleepin....Gas and air is mad....makes u feel all floaty..lolits funny but in any other time in life if a man in a white coat walked over to ur woman and stuck his finger up her pum he wud die....instantly....but doctors jus do it like its nuttin....(random thought) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knox Harrington Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 If theres grass on the infield, play ball.If there isnt you need to look for her passport whilst ploughing.What the f*ck is an infield? Its grass on the wicket, lets play cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 My mum can be such a bitch sometimes. she told me that just before she was about to give birth to me, her waters broke whilst she was in bed and instead of rushing to the hospital, she decided to go into the shower and put on her make up.She wanted to look nice in hospital. kmt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knox Harrington Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 When I started to read that I thought it'd be an anecdote that involved you shaving your fanny. I'm disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 My mum can be such a bitch sometimes. she told me that just before she was about to give birth to me, her waters broke whilst she was in bed and instead of rushing to the hospital, she decided to go into the shower and put on her make up.She wanted to look nice in hospital. kmtNow thats wat you call a true dedicated Dirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWV! Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 LOL your mum is shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRLS AGAIN Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 STRIP IS THE ONENOT BOUT NEVER SHAVED BEFORECOME ACROSS SEVERAL GIRLS LIKE THIS BEFORETHEY ACTUALLY ALL HAPPENED TO BE ASIAN (RECENTLY)OBVIOUSLY BACK IN THE DAY WHEN I WAS YOUTH, THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD TOAND I DIDN'T CAREBTWI REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I TOUCHED A p*ssyI WAS 12 SHE WAS OLDER THAN ME BY A FEW MONTHSAND SHE HAD HAIRLOADS OFAND SHE WASN'T "HAIRY" LIKE SOME NEXT SIDEBURNS OR ANYTHINGSO FOR MAN TO SAY YOU'D FEEL LIKE A PEADO IF SHE WAS BALDDAMNNNSHE'D HAVE TO BE LOOKING LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD OR SOMETHING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 LOL your mum is shower.I cant believe she done that.Such a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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