ShowermanSamuel

I get deja vu NUFF.Me and my boy also had the same dream the same night where we all got bagged by feds in my flat.I then had the same dream a few nights later.A week later three of the fam actually did get bagged by feds.One has since buss case, one is on remand lookin a 3 stretch, one is on bail with his fingers, toes and eyes crossed whilst touching wood. No homo.

Bare fraff talk in here.Man up/woman up/grow up.You're holding yourselves back.LOL @ watching anything except pirate movies and downloaded US TV series in 2008.

Naaah man, water breaks are STANDARD for me when I'm f*ckin while drunk. First thing I do when I get in their yard is ask for water coz I know that I'm gonna stop her at least twice and take a sip. Not about your throat being so dry you start heaving... Especially with all that alcohol in my belly.Yea tbh it makes sense and I do usually ensure some water is by the bedside.Won't lie tho.. When I'm twist I mean I'm REALLY TWIST. All hydration needs get forgotten and I'm just in the zone. It's only when you stop you realise you're sweating two buckets, about to pass out and feel to vommit from all the vigorous movements at the same time.My usual post coital conversation in this instant usually consists of "I think I'm gonna die" shortly followed by me passing out.Drunk sex >>>>>>>>>> ____________________

Full English cooked on my latest cop with the Argos vouchersOnly had a sandwich all day I'm starvin.Link, weed and pirate movies for dessert.Disclaimer - I won't be eating the link.

I'm on (mostly) Nubian diet and have been for many years.I've had all sorts from older relatives not quite understanding - from both sides, uncles tryna hot me, godfathers tryna hot me, dumb comments in the street, funny looks.On the positive I'll go to the blackest dances and be grindin my ting and have next random man spuddin and boostin me whilst I carry about my business.As it's already been said I've won, I'm that guy. I literally don't watch face fi nobody.

LOL @ not beating the stock rotation system in 2008Check dates, then check the look of the meat before it hits the trolley/basket.If it winks back at me, mi nah purchase.

THISThe other night I had my regular on top of me.. Had been goin about ten mins. Weren't even moving but I could just feel it gettin wetter and hotter in there by the second and tighter. Next thing I'm bussin without any thrust motion at all... Twas alot. Some tantric ish.Back to thread though.. If I'm drunk up I can mash for TIIIIIIIME and not buss. My ting goes numb, moretime have to give up before I dehydrate.If I'm not horny - girl aint doin it for me at that time I will struggle though. I actually have to feel suttin for the girl or its not happening for me. Otherwise my ting will not be inna the moment. No sweetboy.

Was dead. Not literally - No necrophiliac .Took bare speeching for her to let up. Was in my single bed age 15 at some dumb hour of the morning.Got the dom on, put it in, nutted in about two mins.Can't really remember much else.

Completed single player on Friday. How do I access the Zombie ish?I just need to rank up on mulitplayer now, only a level 20 I think.I'm just enjoying my sniper rifle too much.

lmfaoalso never get a 9-5 u less ur getting TOP DOLLAANDWHEELING AND DEALING/DRUGS/FRAUD

Yard party...Mad sound, mad drink, mad weed. Everyone was on a music ting back then so it was just vibes.Mums celly and house/car keys got lashed tho so it ended on a sour note which was a shame.All of mine since have been swag tbh up till this year 24th - Another house party. Was too mucky. Will up the vid at some point. Had to throw out a waste gash who was on beef. She called feds shoutin assault, they searched the yard in a mist of punk smoke. Fed looked about 12 he was SHOOK!

Yeh me tooMakes you remember how it was when we was young initCan't wait for this with my kidsTBH All this baby talk gets me so broody.PM's?I love Christmas.. The way I have Xmas Eve right till 5th Jan off from work without having to kae any holiday is oh so sho sho.Xmas Eve its standardly a play out/ravin ting locally, get smashed, draw a ting - send her home in the early hours of Xmas day to repent for her sins.Not even sure where the lunch is at. Dad is havin big cook up with the new woman so I might cook mum lunch at mine - Get her to buy all the M&S food first tho!Rest of the day its a jam/tv/xbox thing along with copious weed and rum. Maybe rave if theres something decent on.Same again boxing day.

Bless and bump.

It's to stimulate the consumer markets. It SHOULD mean cheaper goods at the till.HOWEVER the effects on businesses will be negative imo - Businesses collect VAT on behalf of the Government by charging it at time of purchase, it is then paid to the Government at a slightly later date - In the meantime the collected VAT contributes to the cashflow of the business making them more liquid/more likely to get credit from suppliers etc.

Mine just came thru the post.Quite a good idea by the looks of it. You text for a home test kit and post them back ur piss sample. Should encourage some of the slores shook to touch clinic to get tested.They send out letters but I think anyone can request a kit...You text the word KIT followed by your name and address to 07781 472981 my letter says.I ain't been clinic in a few months still.. So just ordered mine now.Obv its not a full check up but with Chlamydia being one of the ones you can rarely tell you've got its prob worth doing.

the porn star lex steel?does she mean ur face or ur body?Sorry give me a minute, Im just lookin for a suitable plainface

Copped one of these with my lil sis last month.She wanted suttin fresh but also cheap. Brand new 1.5 Sports version for about 8 bags once I'd gone hard on the negotiating with them.I think they look a bit like Mini's - she got hers in white with black sprots stripes on the bonnet and tints and it looks kinda nice on the road.I'm undecided if they're applicable for a male above the age of 20 to drive though.

Bristol was emotive on many levels.The free drinks all night were alot.Different chick Colin!

I know a few Luton gal, u dont mean Carla?Prob know the face.Some brunette chick (not all that). Anyhow how her names Carla and she's been letting me call her Carly all this time.Brownin? Over 30? If so it's prob the same chick.My very good friend from long time.

I know a few Luton gal, u dont mean Carla?Prob know the face.

Co sign to the power of God, Allah and all their biblical bredrin dem.

HLC @ Area, Watford tonight if you don't mind a quick zip up the M1.Bit pissed I'm in Bristol tbh

lolAshman gives me joke.Unlike most Kieth Millers who just jam, be humble and maybe try to contribute the odd opinion about politics or world affairs like they know whagwan in this big wide world - You actually have the audacity to preach about ish like you've earnt the right to.You haven't.SOME of ur arguments have a solid basis - But ur inability to put them across in an eloquent manner means u dun ur own disco every time.And the fact you've never worked a day in ur life, furthermore show off the fact you are raping the system at every given opportunity means you can say NOTHING about the state of the country.Ur not an average White UK Citizen.Ur a wasteman with a buff wife.Know thy self.