Got suckered today.

[Guest haze-e]

Like when someone waves, and you wave back, but they were waving at the person behind you.Pissed. No escape. All man know you look like a d*ck. You know it. Nowhere to run/hide.

Thats not even the worse...I was walking in Lewisham and see these two girls who i thought i knew. I jumped on one of their backs and when she turned around it werent the right girl. I felt like sh*tLol.

Oh sh*t lmao, I nearly fell off my chair reading that,Pissed.

Thats not even it fam... I was too embarassed to say sorry so i jus bopped off like nothing happenedLMAOThey mussa been bare confused - I didnt even look back to see how they felt Lol.

[Guest Removal Man]

hahahahaha u musta felt like a right prick

[Ego]

Like when someone waves, and you wave back, but they were waving at the person behind you.Pissed. No escape. All man know you look like a d*ck. You know it. Nowhere to run/hide.

Thats not even the worse...I was walking in Lewisham and see these two girls who i thought i knew. I jumped on one of their backs and when she turned around it werent the right girl. I felt like sh*tLol.

Oh sh*t lmao, I nearly fell off my chair reading that,Pissed.

Thats not even it fam... I was too embarassed to say sorry so i jus bopped off like nothing happenedLMAOThey mussa been bare confused - I didnt even look back to see how they felt Lol.

crazy man antics

[dynamat]

Not even. Them stories are minor compared ot my dad.Man goes in sainsburys, sees his friend (Woman) bending down getting somthing from the shelf, runs up behind her and smacks her arse.She tunrs around. Wernt even her. Some next woman hes never met. Uber Pissed. In middle fo shop aswell.Man had to all apologise and ting aswell. Duppied.

Aha..i did this in batchwoods before....some girl was walking up the steps infront of me...fort it was sum1 i knew...pinched her bum then she just turned round and screwfaced me and walked off.....i was like..."what were you thinking boy"

[Lenny]

Like when someone waves, and you wave back, but they were waving at the person behind you.Pissed. No escape. All man know you look like a d*ck. You know it. Nowhere to run/hide.

Thats not even the worse...I was walking in Lewisham and see these two girls who i thought i knew. I jumped on one of their backs and when she turned around it werent the right girl. I felt like sh*tLol.

u joke guy,jumping on her back uno..u mustve been bare haps 2 c who u thought it wasnuff embarrassed though after that

[Accra]

LMFAO. This thread's killing me.

[Lenny Jr.]

LMFAO

[Savant]

Not even. Them stories are minor compared ot my dad.Man goes in sainsburys, sees his friend (Woman) bending down getting somthing from the shelf, runs up behind her and smacks her arse.She tunrs around. Wernt even her. Some next woman hes never met. Uber Pissed. In middle fo shop aswell.Man had to all apologise and ting aswell. Duppied.

Your Dads a murkers.

[Medic]

Like when someone waves, and you wave back, but they were waving at the person behind you.Pissed. No escape. All man know you look like a d*ck. You know it. Nowhere to run/hide.

Thats not even the worse...I was walking in Lewisham and see these two girls who i thought i knew. I jumped on one of their backs and when she turned around it werent the right girl. I felt like sh*tLol.

Oh sh*t lmao, I nearly fell off my chair reading that,Pissed.

Something similar to me. I was in London Dungeons, in the mirror part. I saw 2 girls, so i thought i'll sh*t them up thinking there from my school. So I run up behind them shake 1 girls shoulder and scream bare loud in her ear. She got shook and turned around, it was some next american tourist. I just turned around and walked off saying nothing lol

[Lurchie]

I get suckered frequently. It's nothing cos I know how to style it out now.I hate them times when you seen someone once and spoke to them and everything then next time you see each other they just boy you off by not even a spud or a slight nod. Worst thing is I'm the biggest culprit and it's not cos I'm a nob it's cos it's not about gettin aired in front of bare heads.Actually theres this one guy who looked familiar to me. Looked like one of the goons from the ends that I know so I was staring to see if it was this one breh and then I realised it wasn't. Next thing I know when I walk past him he stops me and talks to me like I know him all like 'how's college and work', 'what you been doing with yourself' and even though I know for sure I don't know him I'll still speak to man and ask him out of politeness 'what's really good'.

[The Infamous]

haha you cunts this thread is killing meOnce some girl waved at me I was like rags man is on this ting she was waving at her friend behind me felt like the biggest d*ckShe then looked at me I then said I thought knew you sorry she goes why don't we get to know each otherResultWho knows about the one where you air people you know but haven't seen in a while not sure whether you wanna greet them?They must feel like sh*t when I walk past them like they dont exist

[Lurchie]

haha you cunts this thread is killing meOnce some girl waved at me I was like rags man is on this ting she was waving at her friend behind me felt like the biggest d*ckShe then looked at me I then said I thought knew you sorry she goes why don't we get to know each otherResultWho knows about the one where you air people you know but haven't seen in a while not sure whether you wanna greet them?They must feel like sh*t when I walk past them like they dont exist

Your the kind of d*ckhead I'm talking about. But like I said I'm the biggest culprit, so we're both d*ckheads.

[The Infamous]

better safe than sorry allow looking like a plum in the end of the day getting pure oxygen by some guy you thought was coolwhat is worse is a random guys that a friend knows appraoches you and your friend even though you have never seen this guy before he spuds you like he knows youI give them half hearted spuds

[CK.]

I HATE when you call a chirpse for the first time. You left it a week. And she doesn't remember who you are and where she met you. Makes me feel like im beggin for the p*ssy on the phone. Llow it.

[CK.]

better safe than sorry allow looking like a plum in the end of the day getting pure oxygen by some guy you thought was coolwhat is worse is a random guys that a friend knows appraoches you and your friend even though you have never seen this guy before he spuds you like he knows youI give them half hearted spuds

EXACTLY the reason i do 'slap the fist' spuds. You can get away with it easily if the spudment flops.

[Benicio del Toney]

My cousin killed it 1 time.My auntie used to pick us up from 2ndary school in some grey Honda outside the school gates. 1 day after school my cousin see the car parked there and jumped in the back seat.Was it her mum?Hell no LOL, was some Indian woman looking at my cousin baffed, my cousin said sorry and slid out the back door.

[Gundam]

LOL.The draw for the phone tactic.Make out like you got a text or suttin.

The levelsSometimes its the only way.

[Treacle]

I HATE when you call a chirpse for the first time. You left it a week. And she doesn't remember who you are and where she met you. Makes me feel like im beggin for the p*ssy on the phone. Llow it.

A week! A whole week before you ring a new chick?? You deserve for her not to remember you! That's a loooong time.

[Medic]

My cousin killed it 1 time.My auntie used to pick us up from 2ndary school in some grey Honda outside the school gates. 1 day after school my cousin see the car parked there and jumped in the back seat.Was it her mum?Hell no LOL, was some Indian woman looking at my cousin baffed, my cousin said sorry and slid out the back door.

lol sick guy

[Guest G-dub]

lmao pissed.i hate seein man with them in there ear!its ok for taxi drivers n thatbut when ur on road, etc. i think wats the fukin point?!They just think it looks kool.Just looks gay!

[Guest Vegeta]

swift kick to the groin is you

[PRiMETiME]

lol.

[Supernova]

lmao pissed.i hate seein man with them in there ear!its ok for taxi drivers n thatbut when ur on road, etc. i think wats the fukin point?!They just think it looks kool.Just looks gay!

Headphones listening to music ??

[Libertine]

lol you feel like sh*t when these tings happenworse one with me was when i was walking someone and some guy on a bike was looking at me all screwfacingI thought it was some guy from skool playing so when he was about to ride past I went 'WHAT'the I realised it wernt him

[Necro]

Yeah..there is some mixed race boyHe looks proppa like my mate.. I drove past him once and went "oi ya w*nker"now when i go past him he tries to screw me.. i buss up everytime.