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This is for my ladies...Quick question...Do you like when man be dancing on you then he gets hard and sh*t?I mean, I was notorious for this back in the day and it happens here and there depending on how well she can shake it like a salt-shaker
As you might already know Im not a fan of dancing wid man, i'd rather dance alone.
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people asking me for pillsbouncers (in general)guys that wanna stand in 3s and 4s looking mean, moody and boredgirls that only wanna hear Beyoncesunglasses (you look sh*t cuzzy wuzzy)prices at the barvip areas that are full of not very important wankersillegal cab drivers hassaling me as i leave the clubqueues for the cloakroomdem people who buy champagne like its a statementsh*t DJsDJs playin off MP3s or bootlegsnasty toiletsannoying toilet attendants

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This is for my ladies...Quick question...Do you like when man be dancing on you then he gets hard and sh*t?I mean, I was notorious for this back in the day and it happens here and there depending on how well she can shake it like a salt-shaker
As you might already know Im not a fan of dancing wid man, i'd rather dance alone.
Know what?I think it was the 1st rave we at togetherThe one at SE1 for the carnival party 2005...I wanted to whine you up bad that time..LMAO
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chicks bussin sum offkey souljah boy and stepping on my foot with their heelsguys that just grab u from behind expecting a dance, we're not14 anymore whatever happened 2 asking 4 a dancetall guys sweating and it dripping on u and frizzing up ur hair chicks that smell like mandem bussing dutty whine, so their weave acts like sum sort of propeller, dispersing the stenchscrewface ladies, its not neededuncle tunde's in the shoobz, smh i bet they are pastors of 1 bogus church aswellsticky smelly carpet,generally the stench in clubs now is enough2 make stay at home an watch ugly betty with a tub of ben an jerrys

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This is for my ladies...Quick question...Do you like when man be dancing on you then he gets hard and sh*t?I mean, I was notorious for this back in the day and it happens here and there depending on how well she can shake it like a salt-shaker
As you might already know Im not a fan of dancing wid man, i'd rather dance alone.
Know what?I think it was the 1st rave we at togetherThe one at SE1 for the carnival party 2005...I wanted to whine you up bad that time..LMAO
LMAO Joker!
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This is for my ladies...Quick question...Do you like when man be dancing on you then he gets hard and sh*t?I mean, I was notorious for this back in the day and it happens here and there depending on how well she can shake it like a salt-shaker
As you might already know Im not a fan of dancing wid man, i'd rather dance alone.
Know what?I think it was the 1st rave we at togetherThe one at SE1 for the carnival party 2005...I wanted to whine you up bad that time..LMAO
LMAO Joker!
I swear that tall bredda from one south LDN grime crew try move you in Vip still...I was bennin' when I saw that
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People who buy champs then pour some on the floor....thats health an safety there! LOlGuys who STINKGirls who STINKBouncers who are old enough to be your pops and look on you in a wayPeople who can't handle their drink People who don't kno the cameo dance but stand there gettin in everyones way, lol

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This is for my ladies...Quick question...Do you like when man be dancing on you then he gets hard and sh*t?I mean, I was notorious for this back in the day and it happens here and there depending on how well she can shake it like a salt-shaker
As you might already know Im not a fan of dancing wid man, i'd rather dance alone.
Know what?I think it was the 1st rave we at togetherThe one at SE1 for the carnival party 2005...I wanted to whine you up bad that time..LMAO
LMAO Joker!
I swear that tall bredda from one south LDN grime crew try move you in Vip still...I was bennin' when I saw that
LOLThat dude from essentials, he was chattin a world of sh*t.
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People who buy champs then pour some on the floor....thats health an safety there! LOlGuys who STINKGirls who STINKBouncers who are old enough to be your pops and look on you in a wayPeople who can't handle their drink People who don't kno the cameo dance but stand there gettin in everyones way, lol
THANK YOUAnd for those who think other wise, you start off going to the LEFT TWICE!
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chicks bussin sum offkey souljah boy and stepping on my foot with their heelsguys that just grab u from behind expecting a dance, we're not14 anymore whatever happened 2 asking 4 a dancetall guys sweating and it dripping on u and frizzing up ur hair chicks that smell like mandem bussing dutty whine, so their weave acts like sum sort of propeller, dispersing the stenchscrewface ladies, its not neededuncle tunde's in the shoobz, smh i bet they are pastors of 1 bogus church aswellsticky smelly carpet,generally the stench in clubs now is enough2 make stay at home an watch ugly betty with a tub of ben an jerrys
the soulja boy ting is joke, i floor pure niggas doin dat
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This is for my ladies...Quick question...Do you like when man be dancing on you then he gets hard and sh*t?I mean, I was notorious for this back in the day and it happens here and there depending on how well she can shake it like a salt-shaker
As you might already know Im not a fan of dancing wid man, i'd rather dance alone.
Know what?I think it was the 1st rave we at togetherThe one at SE1 for the carnival party 2005...I wanted to whine you up bad that time..LMAO
LMAO Joker!
I swear that tall bredda from one south LDN grime crew try move you in Vip still...I was bennin' when I saw that
LOLThat dude from essentials, he was chattin a world of sh*t.
big rhem??
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Ive got one nowWHEN THEY PLAY THAT sh*t 80's MUSIC & WHEN THEY PLAY f*ckING THEME TUNES FROM OLD SCHOOL PROGRAMMES I.E. Fresh Prince
I remember Masterstepz playing that at the last NYE party going into 2007 at some mad hotel place still...Gets kinda corny...But the Apache song...Man at Edwards, Croydon used to RINSE this but I remember when he bussed that for the 1st time, mandem went into a frenzy... Guys would get into circles and sh*tLol
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nah when steppa dropped fresh prince and eastenders an neighbours it got big wheel ups joke ting is that was 2 stopthe over hype but it made it worsesum1 pleeeeeeeeease tell me they no the name that 4x4/niche tune that goes 'tututututu tuuuuu tuuuu tuuu tuuu'drop is so sick its the kingston theme tune i need it in my life

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nah when steppa dropped fresh prince and eastenders an neighbours it got big wheel ups joke ting is that was 2 stopthe over hype but it made it worsesum1 pleeeeeeeeease tell me they no the name that 4x4/niche tune that goes 'tututututu tuuuuu tuuuu tuuu tuuu'drop is so sick its the kingston theme tune i need it in my life
i know the tune your talkin bout, im sure its by benga.
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