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f*ckIN WENT OUTSIDE FOR A CIGAND MOTHERf*ckIN SLUT THREW A WATERBALLOON AIMIN FOR MY HEADPIECETHEY MISSEDBUT THEY TRIEDFIGURED OUT IT WAS FLAT 59BANGIN ON THE BELLWAITED FOR SOMEONE TO COME OPEN THE DOOR FROM EVERY OTHER FLATGOT IN AFTER PRESSIN ALL 6 BELLS WENT UPSTAIRSBANGED ON THE DOOR FOR 10 MINUTESNO-ONE COME OUTI SWEAR I'M OVER PISSEDIMAGINED IF THAT WOULDA GOT ME WETOHH MY DAYSI'M GOIN TO SLAP THAT HOETODAY HAS BEEN A sh*t DAY.ARGH.

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Easy target.
blud that hoe in your pic is an easy targeti come like kurious down a dark alleypure thug bludcould only try it from 4 floors upgo sing or summin d*ckhead.
shutupmanjus coz u always try to move to that webcamhannah2007 girl on myspaceshe tells me about youwww.myspace.com/webcamhannah2007u beg her daily.and u offered to top her phone up for her to see hertoplessi knw bout ur antics
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Easy target.
blud that hoe in your pic is an easy targeti come like kurious down a dark alleypure thug bludcould only try it from 4 floors upgo sing or summin d*ckhead.
shutupmanjus coz u always try to move to that webcamhannah2007 girl on myspaceshe tells me about youwww.myspace.com/webcamhannah2007u beg her daily.and u offered to top her phone up for her to see hertoplessi knw bout ur antics
Dont f*cking ave it
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*insert plainface here*You've actually relaxed me with that response.Go sing or cuss my mum.safe.
u knw wat imsaying is ture doei was round her yard (no sexing) when u messaged her init.
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*insert plainface here*You've actually relaxed me with that response.Go sing or cuss my mum.safe.
u knw wat imsaying is ture doei was round her yard (no sexing) when u messaged her init.
Ohhh shitttttt whats your response/excuse to this?
LMFAO.okay, you're actually making me happy now. (NO HOMO)This is not helping the situation.I came on here with this dilema, hoping I would geet boyed off (E-SNIPERS WHERE ARE YOUS, THESE PLONKERS ARE SWAG) enough to actually go n kick their door down and make her sign up to this forum and say sorry to me.
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If it makes you happy, probably.BUT...WHAT HAS ME GETTING MY d*ck WETGO TO DO WITH SOME BITCHTRYNA GET ME AND MY CLOTHES WETON A f*ckING COLD NIGHTYOU f*ckING TOSSER.
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*insert plainface here*You've actually relaxed me with that response.Go sing or cuss my mum.safe.
u knw wat imsaying is ture doei was round her yard (no sexing) when u messaged her init.
Ohhh shitttttt whats your response/excuse to this?
LMFAO.okay, you're actually making me happy now. (NO HOMO)This is not helping the situation.I came on here with this dilema, hoping I would geet boyed off (E-SNIPERS WHERE ARE YOUS, THESE PLONKERS ARE SWAG) enough to actually go n kick their door down and make her sign up to this forum and say sorry to me.
You're just lucky your attacker wasnt strapped with a Super Soaker.
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Dont worry Carlos, this happened to me the other week. A water balloon is nothing really.If you live in a flat or know anyone that does, that has good potential for soaking victims below, just fill a mop bucket up with water, daz, noodles, egg, piss etc. etc. Get you where im going, get your aim right, and timing right, wait for the right moment, and tip.Getting 5 litres+ on you makes the balloon seem laughable. Also makes the previous victim feel a bit better bout themselves.

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some guy threw an apple at me the other day from the 5th story, nd had the cheek to wave at me.worked out which flat he was in, which was actually next to a girl on my course and slashed 3 bin bags full of rubbish outside their door at 3am 2 days later. tea bags and bananna skins eveywhere. the funny thing is im the calmest person in my flat. there was some people acting up down the corridor, just being cunts and knocking on peoples doors at 4am, shoutng and singing. 2 lads in my flat just walked into their flat and trashed it ( a bit too far imo, but hey)

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some guy threw an apple at me the other day from the 5th story, nd had the cheek to wave at me.worked out which flat he was in, which was actually next to a girl on my course and slashed 3 bin bags full of rubbish outside their door at 3am 2 days later. tea bags and bananna skins eveywhere. the funny thing is im the calmest person in my flat. there was some people acting up down the corridor, just being cunts and knocking on peoples doors at 4am, shoutng and singing. 2 lads in my flat just walked into their flat and trashed it ( a bit too far imo, but hey)
hahah ur a sick guy
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